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View Poll Results: What should I do?
Go buy another plunger and try again 1 1.47%
Use my hand to attempt to unclog 6 8.82%
Hope nobody notices 9 13.24%
Pretend it wasn't me 34 50.00%
Leave the office and quit my job 18 26.47%
Gaz can clog my toilet all day! 0 0%
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Old 07-26-2019, 01:54 PM  
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I just clogged the toilet at work - what should I do?
I'm not a large man, and typically don't take large dumps - but sweet baby Jesus I just took a shit that would make Randy Marsh proud.

Problem is, the toilet is CLOGGED - and as I was attempting to plunge away at the toilet, the plunger handle broke.

Now I need advice on what to do.

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Old 07-26-2019, 04:27 PM   #31
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My office is populated by mostly women. There's 12 women and only 2 men. (RIP during 1 week of the month or so). The men's room is practicality my own private commode. Thankfully we have a responsible landlord to service my shitting area.
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Old 07-26-2019, 04:29 PM   #32
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Well hell in that case the problem is stupid simple to solve...you just swap the signs on the men's and women's restrooms and you're done.
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Old 07-26-2019, 05:15 PM   #33
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Also, can a shit REALLY clog the toilet?
Are you kidding me? Ima come over your house and demonstrate.
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Old 07-26-2019, 07:39 PM   #34
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I remember when I was in college, this guy PJ called us all into his dorm bathroom to show us his “masterpiece” ... a single, continuous log that wrapped round and round like a soft serve ice cream, seemingly endlessly, filling up at least a third of the bowl. So yes a shit, even without paper, can clog up the pipes.
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Old 07-26-2019, 07:41 PM   #35
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Anytime you have to take a crap at work it is an emergency. I had one at work and I barely made it..no exaggeration. A half second later I would have been lucky if I just messed my shorts. Needless to say about half of it made it into the toilet. I still thank the Lord for sparing me that day. I would have had to walk from the second floor and pass by a bunch cubicles of workers to the garage.
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Old 07-26-2019, 08:04 PM   #36
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Also, can a shit REALLY clog the toilet? I imagine you wadded up a grip of shit paper and maybe even flushed the wax paper.
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Old 07-26-2019, 08:04 PM   #37
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Anytime you have to take a crap at work it is an emergency. I had one at work and I barely made it..no exaggeration. A half second later I would have been lucky if I just messed my shorts. Needless to say about half of it made it into the toilet. I still thank the Lord for sparing me that day. I would have had to walk from the second floor and pass by a bunch cubicles of workers to the garage.
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Old 07-27-2019, 12:25 AM   #38
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Old 07-27-2019, 12:32 AM   #39
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Old 07-27-2019, 01:56 AM   #40
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Old 07-27-2019, 02:53 AM   #41
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Old 07-27-2019, 06:40 AM   #42
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Well hell in that case the problem is stupid simple to solve...you just swap the signs on the men's and women's restrooms and you're done.
Winner winner.

Just claim the urinals were always there.
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