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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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I'm thinking feral hippo in the area.
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Feral or maybe just lost? Triplethreat, have you seen any 'lost hippo' signs on telephone poles in your neighborhood?
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Wait, are you in California? I've seen videos of firefighting helicopters taking water out of pools.
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Fish are scared of me
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It would be great if you could connect a line at the base of your pool to the base of his pool without it being visible. He could pump all night long and both your water levels would never change.
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Snacks Are Under My Apron
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Bet he is pissing in your pool
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But then his water level would be higher.
Fluid level. Whatever you want to call it at that point.
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You could have a monster in your pool that is highly camouflaged in water. Whenever the monster leaves to go find human prey because no one is swimming in the pool, the water level goes down. Most of the time, it just sits at the bottom of the pool and watches you, waiting until the perfect moment to strike.
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Water Fairies...
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Needs more middle fingers
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Maybe there's a massive sinkhole developing under your pool
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Snacks Are Under My Apron
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Maybe it’s getting splashed out when the neighbors kid skinny dips with your daughter?
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Before I answer this further....2 questions.
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Busy in a Kohl's restroom
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Beat his arse!
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