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RunKC · 09-01-2020, 07:22 PM

We’re back! Our favorite football team, the world champion Kansas City Chiefs, have a football game in less than 10 days!

Our foe is familiar. They’re coming in with wrecked pride and mashed vaginas due to Mahomes eviceration, but they look different this time. And their safety said it would be different this time!

Like everyone else, the Texans have tried copying our model. They got rid of an elite receiver to bring in Brandin Cooks and his concussions, but provided he can still be the same guy, that gives the Texans 3 top receivers with 4.3 speed in Fuller, Cooks and Stills. Randall Cobb is a nice vet as 4th receiver and David Johnson now works for wanna Hoodie, so maybe he can recharge his once promising career?

Their weapons will probably be the toughest thing about them and it should be fun to see what Spags does to counter.

Their defense is still terrible. Sure JJ Watt will probably be a problem at times. Give him credit, it’s the beginning of the season and he will be a force until the 3rd quarter when he inevitably gets sent to the hospital again to end his season.

The best part about this defense is not that their secondary is basically the same terrible secondary that we scored on at will. It’s not that our old friend Phillip Gaines is still there. No they had to do us one better!

Guess who their starting safety is per ourlads? Eric ****ing Murray!

This game should be a fun offensive battle but I foresee us putting at least 45 on these guys. Clyde the Glyde is gonna take off and we’re going to win!

**loochy** · 09-02-2020, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by JakeF

It's going to come down to our Oline against their Dline.

Football is a game. A game played on a field. Whoever scores more points wins the game.

FAH-Q · 09-02-2020, 05:31 AM

If they trot Eric Murray out there as a starting safety, this tells me all I need to know about our ability to score at will. I can't think of a player that frustrated me more in man to man coverage than that asshat. It's the one thing I disagreed with Terez Paylor on when he said Murray is due for a breakout season and will show out (when Berry went down). I pray to sweet baby Jesus they put Murray on Kelce.

Fun Fact: The last time the Texans won a season opener played on the road was 2013.

pugsnotdrugs19 · 09-02-2020, 06:09 AM

Here’s a little clip of local Houston radio guys basically talking about how they have zero confidence in being able to slow KC down: https://youtu.be/2S5n3MXRDDI

But they detail their defensive personnel in-depth, it’s a decent watch.

pugsnotdrugs19 · 09-02-2020, 06:11 AM

Texans fans are still holding out hope that Lonnie Johnson can cover Kelce 1v1...

pugsnotdrugs19 · 09-02-2020, 06:15 AM

Mathieu will erase Cobb. Sneed getting his first test against burners like Fuller and Cooks is fascinating as he too is a speedster.

All in all, I expect a win by 10+ but who knows since home field advantage may not really exist.

DRM08 · 09-02-2020, 06:28 AM

Hopefully the KC guys show up ready to play. We don’t need to see another 0-24 start against Houston.

cripple creek · 09-02-2020, 07:16 AM

kc 42 - 27

RunKC · 09-02-2020, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19

Mathieu will erase Cobb. Sneed getting his first test against burners like Fuller and Cooks is fascinating as he too is a speedster.

All in all, I expect a win by 10+ but who knows since home field advantage may not really exist.

That’s the biggest concern that I have with this game. No Breeland, Sneed’s first ever action in a real game due to no preseason and Thornhill is coming off an ACL repair.

Spags gameplan should be interesting.

Deberg_1990 · 09-02-2020, 10:53 AM

Texans will be fired up and out for revenge.

Lack of preseason will hurt both teams. But I think the Texans come in and steal one from the Chiefs.

Texans 27

Chiefs 24

**loochy** · 09-02-2020, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Texans will be fired up and out for revenge.

Lack of preseason will hurt both teams. But I think the Texans come in and steal one from the Chiefs.

Texans 27

Chiefs 24

Kiimo · 09-02-2020, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Texans will be fired up and out for revenge.

Lack of preseason will hurt both teams. But I think the Texans come in and steal one from the Chiefs.

Texans 27

Chiefs 24

lol if you think this offense will score 24. They put up 51 last time they played and added CEH.

Direckshun · 09-02-2020, 11:18 AM

I just don't think the Texans can hang with us if we bring the 2019 defense that played in the second half of the season.

Watkins is an X factor and could always explode but it's just not likely that the defense has any answers against a Mahomes-led offense that can do whatever it wants.

Chiefs 40
Texans 23

**Rain Man** · 09-02-2020, 11:24 AM

Not having preseason is messing with me. I use preseason to get into football-watching mode and learning new jersey numbers and stuff. This is going to be like sprinting without stretching first.

Dunerdr · 09-02-2020, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi

lol if you think this offense will score 24. They put up 51 last time they played and added CEH.

and spotted them most of a half

Deberg_1990 · 09-02-2020, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi

lol if you think this offense will score 24. They put up 51 last time they played and added CEH.

I’ll just say that funny things happen in week 1 NFL games even in normal years. If we lose it really doesn’t mean much overall.

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RunKC Andy Reid Supporter Join Date: Apr 2012 Casino cash: $1889611	Let’s talk about the Texans We’re back! Our favorite football team, the world champion Kansas City Chiefs, have a football game in less than 10 days! Our foe is familiar. They’re coming in with wrecked pride and mashed vaginas due to Mahomes eviceration, but they look different this time. And their safety said it would be different this time! Like everyone else, the Texans have tried copying our model. They got rid of an elite receiver to bring in Brandin Cooks and his concussions, but provided he can still be the same guy, that gives the Texans 3 top receivers with 4.3 speed in Fuller, Cooks and Stills. Randall Cobb is a nice vet as 4th receiver and David Johnson now works for wanna Hoodie, so maybe he can recharge his once promising career? Their weapons will probably be the toughest thing about them and it should be fun to see what Spags does to counter. Their defense is still terrible. Sure JJ Watt will probably be a problem at times. Give him credit, it’s the beginning of the season and he will be a force until the 3rd quarter when he inevitably gets sent to the hospital again to end his season. The best part about this defense is not that their secondary is basically the same terrible secondary that we scored on at will. It’s not that our old friend Phillip Gaines is still there. No they had to do us one better! Guess who their starting safety is per ourlads? Eric ****ing Murray! This game should be a fun offensive battle but I foresee us putting at least 45 on these guys. Clyde the Glyde is gonna take off and we’re going to win!
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FAH-Q Veteran Join Date: Dec 2018 Casino cash: $7670400	If they trot Eric Murray out there as a starting safety, this tells me all I need to know about our ability to score at will. I can't think of a player that frustrated me more in man to man coverage than that asshat. It's the one thing I disagreed with Terez Paylor on when he said Murray is due for a breakout season and will show out (when Berry went down). I pray to sweet baby Jesus they put Murray on Kelce. Fun Fact: The last time the Texans won a season opener played on the road was 2013. Last edited by FAH-Q; 09-02-2020 at 05:42 AM..
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pugsnotdrugs19 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2013 Casino cash: $9099447	Mathieu will erase Cobb. Sneed getting his first test against burners like Fuller and Cooks is fascinating as he too is a speedster. All in all, I expect a win by 10+ but who knows since home field advantage may not really exist.
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