You ever been 86'd?

[eDave]

I just was. First time ever and for nothing. ****ing bullshit and I'm pretty upset about it. I want to burn the joint down.

[raybec 4]

Originally Posted by mac459

A group of us got ourselves banned for life from a strip club in Florida.


We walked in very loud, obnoxious, drunk and overall just shitty people, we had been training in the swamps for about 10 days. We ended up chasing everyone not with us out, started throwing change and Monopoly money at strippers. No idea where the Monopoly money come from, but was a nice touch. The two bouncers were not much of a factor, one was an old guy with a limp. The other was a skinny kid, probably one of the stripper’s kid. A fire was started in the bathroom, pole ripped out of the floor, mirrors broken.


Cops showed up, called command and they decided to leave us there. We spent the weekend in county and then had to rent vans to get back to base by Monday morning.

We decided to go to the Airman's club on Pope instead of the stab-n-jab. We ended up getting banned for 6 months. Our 1sgt had to come get us and we all got Article 15s. This was my 3rd alcohol related incident so thy made me go to AA too.

[scho63]

Originally Posted by mac459

A group of us got ourselves banned for life from a strip club in Florida.


We walked in very loud, obnoxious, drunk and overall just shitty people, we had been training in the swamps for about 10 days. We ended up chasing everyone not with us out, started throwing change and Monopoly money at strippers. No idea where the Monopoly money come from, but was a nice touch. The two bouncers were not much of a factor, one was an old guy with a limp. The other was a skinny kid, probably one of the stripper’s kid. A fire was started in the bathroom, pole ripped out of the floor, mirrors broken.


Cops showed up, called command and they decided to leave us there. We spent the weekend in county and then had to rent vans to get back to base by Monday morning.

[DaFace]

So he got cut off at a bar and then pretty much intentionally got himself banned from CP in the same night? I like you, dude, but you may need to get help.

[Titty Meat]

I got thrown out of Westport once. The night was pretty much a blur but I remember the security guard telling me if he wasn't working he would kick my ass

[Shoes]

Edave was on one last night, nothing good comes after midnight.

Been cut off a handful of times myself, never thought to hop on Chiefsplanet afterwards though.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by raybec 4

Good Lord drunkie, what the hell is the point of eating bar napkins?

Figured the bartender had a choice - keep stocking bar napkins, or keep my beer coming.

The beers got him a tip. The bar napkins were just a pain in the ass.

Did you miss the part about $1 Killians? I wasn't exactly at full capacity.

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Figured the bartender had a choice - keep stocking bar napkins, or keep my beer coming.

The beers got him a tip. The bar napkins were just a pain in the ass.

Did you miss the part about $1 Killians? I wasn't exactly at full capacity.

Bet they were

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by DaFace

So he got cut off at a bar and then pretty much intentionally got himself banned from CP in the same night? I like you, dude, but you may need to get help.

Bet he out did all the drunk Irishman yesterday

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Bet they were

You'd think so, but as it turned out, they came up the other way fairly easily.

Then I took my pants off and passed out in the yard. I eventually made it inside I guess because next think I know the dogs are barking (who I forgot to let out of the their kennel) because the garage door is going up.

My wife who worked nights at the time is getting home from a 10 as a floor nurse.

"Okay, I can fix this!"

Grabs shirt, runs into the mud-room that's right inside the garage. Throws puke covered shirt into washing machine (does not occur to him that he has no pants on) and then....stares at the washing machine like a cow staring at a new gate.

The door opens and my wife walks in with my puke covered pants and sees me staring blankly at the washing machine with a puke shirt in it. "GO DOWNSTAIRS!"

I went to the basement and slept until about 2 in the afternoon.

I was in a bit of trouble that weekend.

[Coochie liquor]

Closest I’ve been to being thrown out of anywhere was when my wife had to call our butler at Sandals to come get me and take me to the room cuz I was singing inappropriate songs very loud in the lobby. Wasn’t hurting anyone, but I was COMPLETELY ****ING HAMMERED at 330 pm. Still managed to make it to the club that night too..... after a short nap.

[TLO]

Originally Posted by eDave

I am going to fracture your frontal lobe with 4 of my 5 right knuckles when I see you. Then again with my left set. As you are recoiling or crying like a bitch, I'm going to kick your nuts so hard you will wish I was breaking more of your skull.

Nothing is going to stop that and you should hope and scream for somebody to drag me off of you before I do any actual noticeable damage. Wanna know why? Because you made the original thread. Thrice, with no repercussions.

I'll most likely catch a lifetime ban for his, but it changes nothing for you, Clay. My intent is not, and will not, be changed. I am coming for you. In public. In front of all your friends. As you offered to me.

Originally Posted by eDave

A simple search unearthed no similar responses from you towards him when similar threats were made towards me at a much more frequent rate. Assuming you aren't biased, how in the hell didn't I find anything like that from you then?

While I'm at it, how in the hell don't you ever post conservative pedophilia shit? There's way much more of it there than where you point your finger. I posted up plenty and all you do is ignore it or defend it in your usual lackadaisical manner. Its as if you are one yourself, as we all know at this point.

To the Mods: I understand this is the end for me here. But before you make your kneejerk reaction, consider taking a look at all the threats made against me, with no negative repercussions, and **** off while banning me.

To Clay: It won't be me doing it to you. Be wary of those you don't recognize in a setting you expect to know. When you don't, that's when. I have the money and the reach. I am going to bloody you, Clay. You don't get to be you and get away with it and my banning will motivate me even more.

To those I see IRL, reach out if you want. But I won't be detoured. Not this time. Not over this.

Originally Posted by eDave

Yes. You think that changes anything? I'll see it through. And that's a primary reason why it will get actioned.

And WTF with you ignoring the elephant in the room? The question posed is this: How in the hell don't you ever post conservative pedophilia shit? Shouldn't be hard to answer but you simply don't. There's way much more of it there than where you point your finger. I posted up plenty and all you do is ignore it or defend it in your usual lackadaisical manner. Its as if you are one yourself, as we all know at this point. Answering the original question answers questions about you. Lack thereof confirms what we know. You are a pedophile hiding behind a persona against it. Like pedophiles (you) do.

I assume you know the definition of what you accuse me of. So let me ask; what are you doing about your severe mental disorders that cause abnormal thinking and perceptions. You should take your own life and save the kids from your consistent pedophilia urges. Creepy mother****er that gets a pass is what you are. Mods enable your behavior.

Originally Posted by eDave

You piece of shit. I have posted dozens and dozens. Dozens and dozens of (R)'s more than you ever have (D)'s over your lifetime here. But to nothing but silence, defense, and support of what you like to do yourself.

You are transparent. You are the pedo you claim to hate. Did you enjoy those pics of Hunter doing what you say he did so convincingly. Or did you actually see them, as was asked of you on multiple occasions? You are sick, TJ. Nothing more sick and deserving of the worst than a pedo like you. Your case is even worse.

I will be banned and forgotten. You will always be remembered as a pedo projecting your sickness onto others because I will share your views widely.

To those IRL, if you support TJ here, defend Clay, or support my banning in any way, don't bother reaching out.

You have more to worry about than Clay does. He's just going to get hurt. You are going to die in prison. Horribly, like they do to guys like you.

Hoo boy.

[Eureka]

I guess I'm not good at getting 86'd.

I did get kicked out of a Casino once because a buddy of mine decided to get plastered and make a scene. His name is ED but when he started drinking we nicknamed him KEVIN because he changed into a completely different person.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by DaFace

So he got cut off at a bar and then pretty much intentionally got himself banned from CP in the same night? I like you, dude, but you may need to get help.

Wow.

Things got dark for him over in DC, didn't they?

So that's one way to go about it.

[-King-]

I never understood how edave was never too embarrassed to not come back here after his weekly blackout sessions. Especially when people have seen him in real life/pictures and realized that he was in no way capable of doing even 1% of the shit he threatened people with.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by -King-

I never understood how edave was never too embarrassed to not come back here after his weekly blackout sessions. Especially when people have seen him in real life/pictures and realized that he was in no way capable of doing even 1% of the shit he threatened people with.

Is he the kinda scrawny 50ish yr old guy who accidently licked a cat once?

Because I'm not real intimidated by that guy.