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Naked LSD Buffalo Fan Plummets Into Stadium Hole While Covered in Feces
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Naked LSD Man Plummets Into Buffalo Bills Stadium Hole While Covered in Feces Mike Fisher As the Buffalo Bills were winning in Week 2, a man who was allegedly naked, covered in human excrement and under the influence of cocaine and LSD was being rescued from the construction site of the new stadium. On the same weekend when the Buffalo Bills won their NFL game at Highmark Stadium to avoid falling into a hole, a 29-year-old man was down the street, at the site of the new stadium .... falling into a hole. While he was allegedly naked. And while he was allegedly under the influence of cocaine, LSD and marijuana. And while he was covered in human excrement. The Erie County Sheriff's Office said that right around kickoff time on Sunday, security were asked to assist with a person in trouble. That person, according to law enforcement officials, chose to run away from the security personnel and into the area where the new stadium is being built. Security pursued the man and apparently observed him climbing the 10-foot protective fence that surrounds the construction site ... and then running toward the excavated area. He reportedly fell 15 feet into a hole ... gathered himself ... took off running again ... and fell into another 15-foot-deep excavation hole. By this time, the sheriff's office, EMS and fire department were asked to respond, and when alerted to respond, and when authorities did arrive, they were told by the man that he was under the influence of a variety of drugs. At that point the man wasn't taken in to custody but rather was taken to a hospital while being charged with "criminal trespass,'' |
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Need to quit putting those folding tables in the bottom of the 15-foot holes, FFS.
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*** Buffalo fan one hour before kickoff *** : "Well, here we go. First time ever using drugs. Hope this will make this week's game more enjoyable. What's the worst that can happen?"
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Sounds like he missed the rare opportunity of watching Allen play a mistake free game.
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the most important question: Did the NFL suspend the Bills game?
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Can you imagine waking up in a jail cell and realizing you are still a Bills fan?
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Another lost 13 seconds of a Bills fan's life.
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Serious question here. Why do you take cocaine, LSD and marijuana in combination? I thought marijuana slows you down and the others speed you up. Is there some "better" effect that comes from taking all three of them, or is the guy just a doofus?
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Wasted away again...
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He's a Bills fan. Think for a second what you are asking.
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I thought this was another florida man story.
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Everything's better when mixed. Assuming he was also drinking. Alcohol is the grout that holds all that other shit together.
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Buffalo Florida sucks
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I mean, I've tripped acid many many times... and of all the zany thoughts that raced through my fevered noodle, it never once occurred to me to rub myself down with shit from a portapotty
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