B-17 #9 - keg in kc,First Down Elvis, MarkM, Coogs, ptlyon, Zebedee, et al - Page 3

Mark M · 11:52 AM

We need a name for the de plane.

I'm ready to start dropping some bombs ...

which, with my sense of humor, shouldn't be all that surprising ...

MM
~~

Pilot keg in kc
Copilot First Down Elvis
Bombardier Mark M
Navigator Coogs
Engineer ptlyon
Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois
Tail Gunner Otter
Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink
Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic
Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat

keg in kc · 01-23-2004, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeTheWildcat

I'll tap it....the keg I mean...!

Uhm, yeah. Uhh, you might, ehh, want to talk to those guys on plane #3, the Dreamsicle. They're into "that sort of thing".

Zebedee DuBois · 01-23-2004, 05:39 PM

Well done men!

Now, lets go drop some ordinance!

keg in kc · 01-24-2004, 10:56 AM

Plane #9 – Kegger

Pilot keg in kc
Copilot First Down Elvis
Bombardier Mark M
Navigator Coogs
Engineer ptlyon
Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois
Tail Gunner Otter
Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink
Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic
Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat

Target: Meaulte
Mid-formation horizontally, Low vertically (Vulnerable)

Zone 1 Out: Britain
No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

1 Me109 driven away by fighters

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

Keg’s piloting skills produce a tight formation with other B-17s, preventing an attack by 2 Me109s.

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
No Flak!
Bombs run off target – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

3 FW190s driven away by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

No enemy
Good weather
Good landing
Coogs and Mark M caught in a naked embrace in an empty bomb bay.

Aftereffects

None
Eligible for next mission

Pilot keg in kc
Copilot First Down Elvis
Bombardier Mark M
Navigator Coogs
Engineer Ptlyon
Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois
Tail Gunner Otter
Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink
Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic
Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat

Not a scratch, not a wasted bullet. Bombs got wasted, though.

keg in kc · 01-24-2004, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Keg’s piloting skills produce a tight formation with other B-17s, preventing an attack by 2 Me109s.

I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt.

Quote:

Coogs and Mark M caught in a naked embrace in an empty bomb bay.

Right about now I'm wishing I hadn't just sung "I'm too sexy for my shirt"

Quote:

Not a scratch, not a wasted bullet. Bombs got wasted, though.

What do you expect when your bombardier is eternally wasted....

Zebedee DuBois · 01-24-2004, 03:01 PM

Walk in the Park!

It would have been nice to hit something of Hitler's, instead of plowing some farmers field - but, "Wait 'till next time" (the rallying cry of all but 1 team in the NFL).

Nice flying Capt. keg. The raido room will be playing "Sky Pilot" and "Radar Love" throughout the next mission.

Zebedee DuBois · 01-24-2004, 05:25 PM

Forgive my ignorance, Did First Down Elvis achieve all his posts under a different name? I cannot place him.

and...

Coogs and Mark M. Jeesh. Not in the workplace, please guys. Especially not in the bomb bay.... or I'll have to play It's Rainin' Men over the radio.

MikeTheWildcat · 01-25-2004, 09:55 PM

Quote:
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Originally Posted by MikeTheWildcat
I'll tap it....the keg I mean...!
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posted by keg
Uhm, yeah. Uhh, you might, ehh, want to talk to those guys on plane #3, the Dreamsicle. They're into "that sort of thing".
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I guess I should have said the "BEER" keg!

Here's to making it through our first mission!

Slayer Diablo · 01-25-2004, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

Forgive my ignorance, Did First Down Elvis achieve all his posts under a different name? I cannot place him.

.

stevieray

**Rain Man** · 01-25-2004, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

Coogs and Mark M. Jeesh. Not in the workplace, please guys. Especially not in the bomb bay.... or I'll have to play It's Rainin' Men over the radio.

Hey now, don't get me involved in this.

Mark M · 01-26-2004, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc

Coogs and Mark M caught in a naked embrace in an empty bomb bay.

Isn't there a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy?

Besides, I'm the bongadier, so I cannot be held accountable for my actions ...

MM
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keg in kc · 01-26-2004, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark M

Isn't there a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy?

Besides, I'm the bongadier, so I cannot be held accountable for my actions ...

MM
~~

I don't want to hear what you may or may not have, uhm, "inhaled" while in a naked embrace with Coogs.

Mark M · 01-26-2004, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc

I don't want to hear what you may or may not have, uhm, "inhaled" while in a naked embrace with Coogs.

Ya know, just because I'm thin and neat (although not single) doesn't mean I swing that way.

Although there was that one time at band camp ...

MM
~~

keg in kc · 01-26-2004, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark M

Ya know, just because I'm thin and neat (although not single) doesn't mean I swing that way.

Hey, you're the one who said "Besides, I'm the bongadier, so I cannot be held accountable for my actions ...". Sounds to me like you had a ready-made excuse for some homo-erotic 'bUngadier" action.

keg in kc · 01-28-2004, 10:20 AM

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B-17 #9 – Kegger

Pilot keg in kc (1)
Copilot First Down Elvis (1)
Bombardier Mark M (1)
Navigator Coogs (1)
Engineer Ptlyon (1)
Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois (1)
Tail Gunner Otter (1)
Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink (1)
Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic (1)
Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat (1)
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Target: Lille
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

5 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters

punkindrublic fires, misses
ptlyon fires, misses
MarkM fires, misses

Both Mes miss, break off attack

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

3 Me109s driven away by fighters

1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack – 2 Me109s driven away by fighters

coogs fires, damages Fw190
ptlyon fires, misses

Fw190 misses, breaks off attack

1 Me110 driven off by fighters

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Medium Flak - misses
Nice bomb run by Mark M – 30% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

5 Me109s attack – 1 Me109 driven away by fighters

coogs fires, kills Me109
punkindrublic fires, misses
zebedee dubois fires, misses
ptlyon fires, misses
MarkM fires, misses
Otter fires, misses

2 Mes miss, break off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-nose – navigation equipment is knocked out. Not an issue unless the plane drops out of formation, and then coogs job gets hard.
-superficial damage to starboard wing

Me scores 2 hits
-radio room – radio knocked out of commission (Zebedee Dubois uninjured)
-superficial damage to waist

2 Mes circle, attack again

punkindrublic fires, misses
zebedee dubois fires, hits Me109
Otter fires, misses

Me scores 1 hit
-Zebedee Dubois sustains light wound to back of head

Me scores 5 hits
-superficial damage to bomb bay
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-superficial damage to pilot’s compartment
-waist – sportsshrink’s oxygen is out. He turns to a portable system.
-radio room hit knocks out intercom system. Gunners can no longer coordinate fire and warn each other of incoming fighters.

Mes circle and attack again

MiketheWildcat fires, misses
Sportsshrink fires, misses

Mes miss, break off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy sighted

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot keg in kc (1)
Copilot First Down Elvis (1)
Bombardier Mark M (1)
Navigator Coogs (1)
Engineer Ptlyon (1)
Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois (1)
Tail Gunner Otter (1)
Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink (1)
Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic (1)
Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat (1)

Hmm…no intercom, no radio, no navigation system…it must’ve been a quiet trip back except for the shooting and some low moans from the radio room. (No, not that, either. Get your minds out of the gutter.)

keg in kc · 01-28-2004, 10:21 AM

The plane's shot up like swiss cheese, we all survived and Mark M. hit a target -- an ENEMY target to boot!

I hope we didn't just use up all our luck....

01-21-2004, 07:38 AM
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Aircraft #9 (#9 ... #9 ... #9) -- keg, FDE, Coogs, ptlyon, Zeb, otter, Punkin, et al We need a name for the de plane. I'm ready to start dropping some bombs ... which, with my sense of humor, shouldn't be all that surprising ... MM ~~ Pilot keg in kc Copilot First Down Elvis Bombardier Mark M Navigator Coogs Engineer ptlyon Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois Tail Gunner Otter Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat Last edited by KCWolfman; 01-21-2004 at 11:52 AM..
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01-23-2004, 05:39 PM	#32
Zebedee DuBois Veteran Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $-1884801	Well done men! Now, lets go drop some ordinance! __________________ What am I even doing here?
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01-24-2004, 10:56 AM	#33
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	Plane #9 – Kegger Pilot keg in kc Copilot First Down Elvis Bombardier Mark M Navigator Coogs Engineer ptlyon Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois Tail Gunner Otter Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat Target: Meaulte Mid-formation horizontally, Low vertically (Vulnerable) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 1 Me109 driven away by fighters Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) Keg’s piloting skills produce a tight formation with other B-17s, preventing an attack by 2 Me109s. Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather No Flak! Bombs run off target – 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 3 FW190s driven away by fighters Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England No enemy Good weather Good landing Coogs and Mark M caught in a naked embrace in an empty bomb bay. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot keg in kc Copilot First Down Elvis Bombardier Mark M Navigator Coogs Engineer Ptlyon Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois Tail Gunner Otter Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat Not a scratch, not a wasted bullet. Bombs got wasted, though.
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01-24-2004, 03:01 PM	#35
Zebedee DuBois Veteran Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $-1884801	Walk in the Park! It would have been nice to hit something of Hitler's, instead of plowing some farmers field - but, "Wait 'till next time" (the rallying cry of all but 1 team in the NFL). Nice flying Capt. keg. The raido room will be playing "Sky Pilot" and "Radar Love" throughout the next mission. __________________ What am I even doing here?
Posts: 3,935

01-24-2004, 05:25 PM	#36
Zebedee DuBois Veteran Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $-1884801	Forgive my ignorance, Did First Down Elvis achieve all his posts under a different name? I cannot place him. and... Coogs and Mark M. Jeesh. Not in the workplace, please guys. Especially not in the bomb bay.... or I'll have to play It's Rainin' Men over the radio. __________________ What am I even doing here?
Posts: 3,935

01-25-2004, 09:55 PM	#37
MikeTheWildcat Starter Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: OKC Casino cash: $8138541	Mission 1 was just a milk run for crew 9 Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally Posted by MikeTheWildcat I'll tap it....the keg I mean...! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------- posted by keg Uhm, yeah. Uhh, you might, ehh, want to talk to those guys on plane #3, the Dreamsicle. They're into "that sort of thing". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I guess I should have said the "BEER" keg! Here's to making it through our first mission! Last edited by MikeTheWildcat; 01-25-2004 at 10:02 PM..
Posts: 158

01-28-2004, 10:20 AM	#44
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21524" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B-17 #9 – Kegger Pilot keg in kc (1) Copilot First Down Elvis (1) Bombardier Mark M (1) Navigator Coogs (1) Engineer Ptlyon (1) Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois (1) Tail Gunner Otter (1) Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink (1) Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic (1) Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat (1) --------------------- Target: Lille Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 5 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters punkindrublic fires, misses ptlyon fires, misses MarkM fires, misses Both Mes miss, break off attack Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 3 Me109s driven away by fighters 1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack – 2 Me109s driven away by fighters coogs fires, damages Fw190 ptlyon fires, misses Fw190 misses, breaks off attack 1 Me110 driven off by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak - misses Nice bomb run by Mark M – 30% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 5 Me109s attack – 1 Me109 driven away by fighters coogs fires, kills Me109 punkindrublic fires, misses zebedee dubois fires, misses ptlyon fires, misses MarkM fires, misses Otter fires, misses 2 Mes miss, break off attack Me scores 2 hits -nose – navigation equipment is knocked out. Not an issue unless the plane drops out of formation, and then coogs job gets hard. -superficial damage to starboard wing Me scores 2 hits -radio room – radio knocked out of commission (Zebedee Dubois uninjured) -superficial damage to waist 2 Mes circle, attack again punkindrublic fires, misses zebedee dubois fires, hits Me109 Otter fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -Zebedee Dubois sustains light wound to back of head Me scores 5 hits -superficial damage to bomb bay -superficial damage to starboard wing -superficial damage to pilot’s compartment -waist – sportsshrink’s oxygen is out. He turns to a portable system. -radio room hit knocks out intercom system. Gunners can no longer coordinate fire and warn each other of incoming fighters. Mes circle and attack again MiketheWildcat fires, misses Sportsshrink fires, misses Mes miss, break off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy sighted Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot keg in kc (1) Copilot First Down Elvis (1) Bombardier Mark M (1) Navigator Coogs (1) Engineer Ptlyon (1) Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois (1) Tail Gunner Otter (1) Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink (1) Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic (1) Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat (1) Hmm…no intercom, no radio, no navigation system…it must’ve been a quiet trip back except for the shooting and some low moans from the radio room. (No, not that, either. Get your minds out of the gutter.)
Posts: 58,682

01-28-2004, 10:21 AM	#45
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	The plane's shot up like swiss cheese, we all survived and Mark M. hit a target -- an ENEMY target to boot! I hope we didn't just use up all our luck....
Posts: 58,682