Official Laker-Hater Championship thread. Whining encouraged!!

[California Injun]

Leave it to the JailBlazers to tank their game against the lowly Clippers to avoid meeting the San Antonio Spurs in their bracket.

Leave it to the 3-Time Champs to exude class by whomping up on the lowly Warriors to secure the #5 seed and eventually match-up with the Spurs in the next round.

That "whoosh" you hear is from the Cowtown Euros as they get a cakewalk to the Western Finals by playing the Utah Greybeards and then the defenseless Cuban Cigars.

The Staples Crew will EASILY dispatch those toothless T-Cubs before a BIG match-up against the Boot Accessorizors. This will be a huge test for the Champs but they will eventually prevail before the long awaited match-up with the Farmers.

Once past the Spurs, the Lakers will throttle the Kings and send that franchise reeling. Rumor has it that Brittney Spears is already scoping out Mark Madsen for a date to the NBA Finals.

Unlike the Detroit Red Wings complete choke job in this years NHL Finals, the Big Aristolte has his crew all primed for a Quatro.

Long live the Lakers dynasty and their loyal fans.

Long live the venomous hatred of those unfortunate souls who continue to slander this great organization.

As Kobe said tonight in the post game interview;

"It's time to dance, baby!"

[California Injun]

Originally Posted by KCWolfman

I don't know. I stopped watching when Bird and Johnson retired. Too many sissy rules to open up offenses and bring the casual viewer to the screen.

You stopped watching because the Celtics continue to be one of the worst managed teams in the NBA. But it is understandable since you are just a front running fan (Sorry about the Dead Wings reference).

And what "sissy rules" are you referring to?

A. The 8 second rule to cross half-court?

B. Legalizing the illegal zone defense that was rampant ?

C. No more one-on-one, back your man down B.S.?

D. Prohibiting the hand checks that slowed down players?

Funny, but the pre-sissified years of Bird/Johnson has HIGHER scoring games than we have today. The real reasons that the scores are down is that the team concept of playing ball has been removed in favor for ESPN moments on SportsCenter.

Your Celtics are HORRIBLE to watch because all they have is Paul Pierce and his cast of no names. Your Coach up and quits, Aurebach is a drunk, and (M)Ainge knows nothing about assembling a team.

The REAL reason you stopped watching the Celtics is because they stink!

But I'll continue to keep ya posted on the Lakers return to greatness.........

[KCWolfman]

Originally Posted by California Injun

You stopped watching because the Celtics continue to be one of the worst managed teams in the NBA. But it is understandable since you are just a front running fan (Sorry about the Dead Wings reference).

And what "sissy rules" are you referring to?

A. The 8 second rule to cross half-court?

B. Legalizing the illegal zone defense that was rampant ?

C. No more one-on-one, back your man down B.S.?

D. Prohibiting the hand checks that slowed down players?

Funny, but the pre-sissified years of Bird/Johnson has HIGHER scoring games than we have today. The real reasons that the scores are down is that the team concept of playing ball has been removed in favor for ESPN moments on SportsCenter.

Your Celtics are HORRIBLE to watch because all they have is Paul Pierce and his cast of no names. Your Coach up and quits, Aurebach is a drunk, and (M)Ainge knows nothing about assembling a team.

The REAL reason you stopped watching the Celtics is because they stink!

But I'll continue to keep ya posted on the Lakers return to greatness.........

Umm, yeah, that's it. You must be right. After all the NBA is on an all-time high in ratings and dollars. It must only be me. Even Michael Jordan coming back from the dead couldn't save the NBA at this point.

BTW - Fix your sig, horribe is not a word

[KCWolfman]

As Kobe said tonight in the post game interview;

"It's time to dance, baby!"

Time for the two court shuffle - dancin' in LA and then out to Colorado.

[RealSNR]

So, how 'bout those Timberpups?

[California Injun]

With the Lakers on this 2nd half play-off run (8-2) and 3 of 4 on this nasty roadie that included punking the Nets and Rockets, it is time to give this thread justice.

We'll no doubt inch up to that #3 spot, wipe out our first round opponent and then bi-atch slap those Euro Farmers from Cowtown in the 2nd round.

Of course the resident pot-smoking felon will perjuror himself in the 4th quarter of these tight play-off games and/or tweak his post season ankle when the team desperately needs him.

Such is the life of a bridesmaid.............

BTW: The over/under for the TCubs is losing the first round in 7 games.

[BIG_DADDY]

Lakers in the playoffs are gonna be tough. Got to love the fact that they keepit under the salary cap.

[Logical]

Originally Posted by California Injun

With the Lakers on this 2nd half play-off run (8-2) and 3 of 4 on this nasty roadie that included punking the Nets and Rockets, it is time to give this thread justice.

We'll no doubt inch up to that #3 spot, wipe out our first round opponent and then bi-atch slap those Euro Farmers from Cowtown in the 2nd round.

Of course the resident pot-smoking felon will perjuror himself in the 4th quarter of these tight play-off games and/or tweak his post season ankle when the team desperately needs him.

Such is the life of a bridesmaid.............

BTW: The over/under for the TCubs is losing the first round in 7 games.

[TEX]

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Lakers in the playoffs are gonna be tough. Got to love the fact that they keepit under the salary cap.

The Lakers could lose in round 1 this year. The Kings, Wolves, Spurs, and Mavs are all better than LA. It all depends who they draw. They might get past San Antonio, but that's all IMO...

[Logical]

Originally Posted by KC-CHIEFS-FAN-TX

The Lakers could lose in round 1 this year. The Kings, Wolves, Spurs, and Mavs are all better than LA. It all depends who they draw. They might get past San Antonio, but that's all IMO...

The Kings maybe, the Spurs are a draw, the TWolves cannot compete in the playoffs with the Lakers and as to Dallas get real they cannot beat anyone in the playoffs.

[California Injun]

Originally Posted by KC-CHIEFS-FAN-TX

The Lakers could lose in round 1 this year. The Kings, Wolves, Spurs, and Mavs are all better than LA. It all depends who they draw. They might get past San Antonio, but that's all IMO...

Let's break this down per your assessment;

Kings: NEVER beaten the Lakers in post season.

Wolves: NEVER won a play-off series

Mavs: Lakers are 28-4 against them! Defense like the KC Chiefs.

Spurs: Only LEGITIMATE threat to unseat them because of Duncan.

The Kings might get spanked in the FIRST round if they play Houston.

The Lakers, if all the stars are healthy will get Payton/Malone their rings.

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by KC-CHIEFS-FAN-TX

The Lakers could lose in round 1 this year. The Kings, Wolves, Spurs, and Mavs are all better than LA. It all depends who they draw. They might get past San Antonio, but that's all IMO...

Is this all just smack?

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by Logical

The Kings maybe, the Spurs are a draw, the TWolves cannot compete in the playoffs with the Lakers and as to Dallas get real they cannot beat anyone in the playoffs.

Great call. Dallas can't shoot lights out long enough to win anything. Cubs have never won jack. Queens are great all the way around. Vladeflop should insure they never win anything worth winning but are still my biggest worry. Spurs are a bigger wildcard that LA at this point.

[Logical]

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Is this all just smack?

I think it was, got to give him credit he had fun.

[jettio]

Originally Posted by California Injun

With the Lakers on this 2nd half play-off run (8-2) and 3 of 4 on this nasty roadie that included punking the Nets and Rockets, it is time to give this thread justice.

We'll no doubt inch up to that #3 spot, wipe out our first round opponent and then bi-atch slap those Euro Farmers from Cowtown in the 2nd round.

Of course the resident pot-smoking felon will perjuror himself in the 4th quarter of these tight play-off games and/or tweak his post season ankle when the team desperately needs him.

Such is the life of a bridesmaid.............

BTW: The over/under for the TCubs is losing the first round in 7 games.

Funny, I thought I saw the Kings win at LA a mere week ago with All-Stars Brad Miller and Chris Webber on the sidelines.

[Stinger]

Bumpity another thread in honor of the Lakers Fine Season . Officially eliminated from the playoffs. Great offseason moves guys