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01-15-2016, 09:28 AM | #451 |
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Kind of wondering why there's so many incest porn fantasy videos these days.
I know nobody watches porn for their gripping plots, but seeing a video titled "Daughter Pleases Daddy" makes me cringe. What sucks the most is that a lot of the girls who do those videos give me quite the boner: Jodi West, Molly Jane, Mandy Flores... |
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01-15-2016, 09:41 AM | #452 |
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01-15-2016, 09:53 AM | #453 |
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Let it be known that on CP today, I found out women can somehow grunt their teeth
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01-15-2016, 12:44 PM | #454 |
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My girl gushes when she gets off from oral...so you're telling me that's just piss hitting my face?
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01-15-2016, 12:48 PM | #455 | |
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01-15-2016, 12:52 PM | #456 |
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So basically when a girl has an extreme orgasm some cant control their bladder as well as others? It doesn't smell like urine...
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01-15-2016, 01:00 PM | #457 |
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01-15-2016, 01:07 PM | #458 |
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holy shit this reminds me when I stumbled upon one of the dumbest/hilarious porn vids of all time. It was a bunch of whores screaming in a crowd while this chick on stage was squirting piss all over them. They kept chanting "I wanna see her squirt." It was like a squirt riot. FUNNIEST THING EVER.
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01-15-2016, 01:11 PM | #459 |
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01-15-2016, 01:22 PM | #460 |
Ain't no relax!
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01-15-2016, 01:34 PM | #461 |
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I had a squirter before. It didn't have the consistency of urine, and she certainly wasn't trying to get me all wet. But i wouldn't doubt it if it was urine. She was a small girl, only about 4'-11" and sometimes she'd get the urge to urinate during sex.
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01-15-2016, 01:54 PM | #462 |
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This thread done got gross.
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01-15-2016, 02:01 PM | #463 |
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I'm a big fan of Dick Handler...
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01-15-2016, 02:34 PM | #464 |
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01-15-2016, 06:27 PM | #465 |
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Squirting is gross.
You wanna see someone who can't control it...look up Veronica Avluv
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