****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread****

[Raiderhater]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!



The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!

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Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!

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On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy

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Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today

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Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away

Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more

Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now

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Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!

Go Chiefs!

**** the Raiders!

[MMXcalibur]

As bad as this is, we’re still on the cusp of another AFC West title.

lol

[Jet Chip Wasp]

Chiefs offense producing a lump of coal in the first quarter.

[Red Dawg]

Ball is in Mahomes hands. He can do something else.

[Molitoth]

This shit is awful.

[Pinchshot]

Chiefs channeling the Jags

[493rd]

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

We shouldn't be playing our absolute worst football at this time of year. Clearly. This team ain't winning shit.

That seems like an inevitable reality at this point

[Gary Cooper]

Originally Posted by RunKC

The OL is getting killed immediately every time they call a long pass play

The O-Line needs to man up. How are they beating Cleveland if they can't block the Raiders line?

[TLO]

2 flags

[MahomesMagic]

Get Mahomes on the move, let him buy time till defense breaks.

Just throwing swing passes when Raiders are sitting there is moronic.

[scho63]

I have 357ml of whiskey, Jager and Irish Cream.

Not sure I have enough for this shit.

[MIAdragon]

Originally Posted by RunKC

The OL is getting killed immediately every time they call a long pass play

Taylor is getting worked.

[KCUnited]

Less than what I’d like out of the offense in the 1st quarter don’t call me out post

[BWillie]

worst our offense has played all year

just chuck it down the field and hope, pray for pi

[Pablo]

I think if we see another pass behind the LOS right now the entire server is going to melt

[notorious]

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

They are crowding the line Andy, you have to deep. A whole quarter is gone. Change up something for crissskes.

They are playing us like the Smith era.

Only now we have a QB that can burn them deep but no receivers.