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Old 03-03-2013, 12:50 PM  
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Old 05-19-2014, 04:28 PM   #5326
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The best pickup line is "Hey. I have a girlfriend."

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Old 05-19-2014, 04:33 PM   #5327
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Bullshit.

Lets use Kelly Croyle for example. No dude on this website would have a chance with a women like that.
I disagree.
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Old 05-19-2014, 04:39 PM   #5328
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So, what are some of the most creative things a girl has said to let you fellas down gently?
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Old 05-19-2014, 04:47 PM   #5329
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So, what are some of the most creative things a girl has said to let you fellas down gently?
"I'm sorry baby but my husband is going to kill you."
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:09 PM   #5330
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So, what are some of the most creative things a girl has said to let you fellas down gently?
I don't know if it's gently but I had a friend that got shot down because "you don't like camping."
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:10 PM   #5331
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:11 PM   #5332
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So, what are some of the most creative things a girl has said to let you fellas down gently?
Incessant laughing. Pretended to be deaf. Decided to become a lesbian. Said "eww, you're old enough to be my dad". Walked away shaking head. Ran screaming.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:13 PM   #5333
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Said "eww, you're old enough to be my dad".
You're doing something wrong. I've never had a girl say that. In fact, quite the opposite...
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:15 PM   #5334
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You're doing something wrong. I've never had a girl say that. In fact, quite the opposite...
I'm not doing anything. Aside from presenting imaginary episodes from my non-existent dating life.

Plus, if I did date, I'd probably go for somebody younger than Rue McClanahan. Weirdo.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:15 PM   #5335
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You're doing something wrong. I've never had a girl say that. In fact, quite the opposite...
You've had girls tell you that they're old enough to be your father?
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:16 PM   #5336
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I'm not doing anything. Aside from presenting imaginary episodes from my non-existent dating life.


I've actually used the "I'm old enough to be your dad" line to get a girl to STOP flirting with me and it actually made her worse...
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:17 PM   #5337
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You've had girls tell you that they're old enough to be your father?
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:22 PM   #5338
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You're doing something wrong. I've never had a girl say that. In fact, quite the opposite...
I casually threw a feeler out to a young one, yes she was legal, at a BBQ a while back and was very surprised at how it was received considering I felt weird even doing it.

The eleventy billion texts that flooded my phone in the following days and mindless drivel of a conversation she appeared to enjoy pretty well ended that shit.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:25 PM   #5339
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I casually threw a feeler out to a young one, yes she was legal, at a BBQ a while back and was very surprised at how it was received considering I felt weird even doing it.

The eleventy billion texts that flooded my phone in the following days and mindless drivel of a conversation she appeared to enjoy pretty well ended that shit.
Yeah, barely legal women LOOK like fun when you're at a party.

Then they start talking...
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:26 PM   #5340
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Generally when I'm looking at a barely legal woman, conversation isn't at the forefront of my mind.

I should just say "younger" instead of barely legal. Because at this point it applies to anybody under 40.

There are times these days where I can't tell an 18 year old from a 28 year old.
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