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Old 03-03-2013, 12:50 PM  
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:44 AM   #5476
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You're not supposed to pull it over your nutsack too. Probably the problem....
But how else are my jewels gonna avoid teh crabs?!
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:58 AM   #5477
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But how else are my jewels gonna avoid teh crabs?!
Make him wash his ass...
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:16 PM   #5478
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Really not much of a story... First girl was just the tip in the back of my truck a few blocks from here mother and machete-wielding Peruvian step dad's house and I hadn't thought to purchase prophylactics.

Second girl was in college that apparently had a curse associated with her dating back to HS... nailed her two or three times then avoided her because I got enough harassment from people who knew her that she was insane and probably disease ridden.

Third girl was my last GF and the first I actually used a rubber with even though she was on the pill. I guess the lowlight here is when I took a trojan off because it was too tight and just threw it on the floor the last year I lived in the fraternity house. Forgot it was there until a fratbro saw it on the floor while we were playing MLB The Show; he decided to snag it with a clothes hanger and paraded it around the house saying "Hey, Discuss Thrower finally got laid!"

Fourth girl I tried to get one on after we got started but I guess it shrank in the packaging because it hurt like a mother****er and just told her I'd get her Plan B in the morning. She then insisted that that wasn't necessary and that she swallowed.

Fun fact: the last three girls were all in the same sorority
See u have had at least 4 sexual partners.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:17 PM   #5479
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5 if you count that sweaty romp with Clay in the back seat of the Suburban.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:20 PM   #5480
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5 if you count [strike[that sweaty romp with Clay in the back seat of the Suburban[/strike] the blowie received from the other dude's fiancee.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:23 PM   #5481
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So, that's at least 5...and that's without a kick of confidence. Can't be that bad.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:25 PM   #5482
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So, that's at least 5...and that's without a kick of confidence. Can't be that bad.
The number of sexual partners is correlated with decreased levels of confidence with chicks, the attractiveness of said women and juxtaposed with an increased levels of self-awareness and social anxiety. Also,a logarithmic increase of alcohol imbibing which has just recently plateaued.

As Todd Haley would probably say, my arrow is not pointing up.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:31 PM   #5483
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only once. chick was a 10. i couldn't pass it up lol
she was the one who liked a toy in the backdoor.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:48 PM   #5484
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:51 PM   #5485
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The number of sexual partners is correlated with decreased levels of confidence with chicks, the attractiveness of said women and juxtaposed with an increased levels of self-awareness and social anxiety. Also,a logarithmic increase of alcohol imbibing which has just recently plateaued.

As Todd Haley would probably say, my arrow is not pointing up.
Did you get tested?
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:52 PM   #5486
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Did you get tested?
Yeah..I'm not getting a q-tip shoved up my urethra. That's an exit-only orifice, hombre.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:56 PM   #5487
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By your own account you raw dogged a diseased women lol
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:57 PM   #5488
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Yeah..I'm not getting a q-tip shoved up my urethra. That's an exit-only orifice, hombre.
Just so you know the diseases cured by penicillin and not usually a serious issue are also the one's most likely to cause cancer.

In you and whomever you pass it on to.

Just saying.

And yes, I've had the flaming Q-tip of death shoved up me more than once.

I'd like to say love lead to my marriage but that's...probably a little...less than true.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:58 PM   #5489
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looking back at the 10 i had...I totally should've tried more freaky shit with that chick.
I'm 90% sure she would've been down for anything.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:58 PM   #5490
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Yeah..I'm not getting a q-tip shoved up my urethra. That's an exit-only orifice, hombre.
Gonna have to chime in here. Got tested a few months back and they test everything now with blood and urine. Nothing goes into your peehole.
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