Chiefs Ten Things About Today's Game - Page 4

**gblowfish** · 09:27 AM

Ten Things About Today's Game

10. I'm trying not to over react. I'll start by saying that. Right now I'm just pissed, and full of snot. I've got a really bad chest cold. I smell like Vicks Vapo-Rub, and I've just watched the NFL Network making fun of KC and licking Tebow's ball sack. Then I watched Metro Sports post game locker room coverage. I've been throwing down Nyquil like Jager Bombs for three straight days, so I'm going to take this week to rant. I haven't had a good rant in a long time. Today's mess is rant worthy. I'm going to talk about my day at Arrowhead, but before I do that, I want to rant about how sterilized the NFL has become. The image conscious team PR weasels have their grubby little fingers into everything, including training players and coaches how to say basically nothing but spin cliches after putrid losses like today. So I'm including my top ten bullshit PR spun post game comments that players and coaches always give after a day like today. BS #10: "We got out-physicalled by the Broncos defensive line today."

9. I didn't tailgate today for the first time in a long time. Instead, the Chiefs PR Weasels sent me an e-mail last week inviting me to loiter along the sideline during pre-game warmups. I'll attach a pic of what a field pass looks like. They said I could loiter between 10:45 and 11:30. So Mrs. Blowfish and I signed up and we went in early. First, you have to sign a five or six paragraph page of legal mumbo jumbo, basically promising not to sue the Chiefs for anything if you go out on the sideline. Then, you go into a little concrete block room with folding tables and chairs where they cut the herd up into little "groups." I was in "group two." Then, a guy leads you out of the little cinderblock room and you pop out in the west end zone side, go down the stairs and onto the field behind the goalpost. They let you hang out in a roped off area between the goal line and 20 yard line. We went down when Cassel and Palko were throwing passes to receivers and d-backs. Then the defensive coaches ran some interception drills. There was some chick in red stiletto boots wearing a tiara and a sash. I'm not sure who she was, but apparently her poop did not stink and the Chiefs Cheerleaders were taking pictures with her. BS #9: "We were confused by some of Denver's defensive calls today."

8. The guy that sits next to my seats had a field pass today too. He suggested we go up to the "Draft Room," another new Arrowhead PR invention designed to suck the soul out of the Arrowhead Experience. Its a place for people who have no friends and don't tailgate. He said they had drawings for prizes at 11:30, and we could run up there, sign up and maybe win something. Today they gave away a signed cheerleader calendar, a bag of Chiefs crapola from the gift shop, a ball signed by Haley and Pioli, and a ball signed by D Bowe. The room has a couple two or three bars; an obnoxious wedding reception style DJ, and an omelette bar where you can pay $20 for an omelette that would cost $3 at Denny's, We won nothing. Went to the seats, saw the B2 Bomber fly over for the National Anthem. BS #8: "We just need to play better as a team."

7. Chiefs scored 13 total points the last two weeks, at home, against the two of the weaker opponents on their schedule. They managed to beat the Colts with the only come from behind victory they've mustered. Today's first half performance was putrid by both offense and defense. Offense: Failure to cross midfield once in the first half. Defense: Go in at half down ten zip without allowing a completed pass. You can't hibernate for an entire half against anybody in the NFL and expect to win. Totally unacceptable. BS#7: "We're just not executing. The plays are there, we're just not executing."

6. Donks rushed for 244 yards against a Chiefs defense with two top five NFL picks on the front wall: Jackson and Dorsey. 96 of those yards given up to a third string back (Ball) on 30 carries. Denver play selection today: 55 runs, 8 passes. How a team cannot defense that kind of offensive imbalance is atrocious, simply atrocious. Chiefs allow only two passing completions. That's the good news. Bad news is, one is for a 56 yard TD bomb on 3rd and 11. Atrocious. BS#6: "We're going to have to watch the tape to see what happened."

5. Quit giving the ball to Thomas Jones. Cut him. Palko had twice as many yards rushing as Jones on just one carry. The biggest hole Jones has hit all season was the one he put in Baldwin's head. Quit running McNuthin' between the tackles. He loses yardage, and eventually will fumble. Jackie Battle averaged six yards per carry today. He ripped off a run for 34 yards in the second half. Then they ignored him the rest of the game. Stupid. Receivers dropped balls left and right. And when they did make a good play -such as the great catch by Baldwin- it's called back because of a stupid alignment penalty on Breaston. Bad teams screw themselves over and over. Good teams make their own luck. BS#5: "We've just got to keep working to get better Every man needs to look in the mirror."

4. Coach Haley came over at the two minute warning of the first half and screamed at the offense to "Get Their Heads Of Their Asses." Second half, sorry, head still up the ass on offense. Duke of Dink: 66 QB rating, 69 yards passing, took four sacks. Donk Jesus took no sacks, ran for 43 yards, no picks, ran for one TD and threw for one TD. Duke of Dink was outplayed by Donk Jesus at Arrowhead. That is disgusting, even more so with Horseface himself smiling about it over on the Denver sideline. Then, when crunch time came, Duke of Dink came out of the game, and Shane Falco was put in. Falco leads a scoring drive on his only possession. When it got to be crunch time, Duke of Dink went all Damon Huard French Surrender Monkey on us. Crennel had a big round everybody up meeting in the third quarter to dress down the defense. Impressive meeting. It was directly followed by Flowers and Langford getting torched for a game killing TD on a 3rd and 11. Flowers should have know better than to trust a third string safety to have his back. If Berry is healthy, Donk Jesus doesn't complete a pass all day. BS #4 "When guys get hurt other guys have to step up."

3. Dorsey got a knee blown out with about three minutes left in the game. They took him off on the wagon. Didn't look good. Look for teams like Pittsburgh, Chicago, Green Bay and Oakland to run through the Chiefs front wall like swiss cheese in the coming weeks. Studebaker got benched for not being able to play the option. Arenas got nothing done in punt or kick returns. Baby Brother Colquitt out-punted our Colquitt by 30 yards. Only thing Donks did bad all day was miss a field goal late. Didn't matter. BS #3: "We've got to be better in pass protection and give Cassel the time he needs to be successful."

2. This is what bothers me the most. As the game wound down, the players didn't seem to take it so hard. They just got beat by the Donks in Arrowhead. It was obvious, that to most of these guys it was just another NFL weekend, and so what if it was Denver? In the locker room afterwards, nobody seemed to be taking it very hard. On the sidelines, people in the stands were calling Cassel (and this is a direct quote) "a big f*cuking pussy." He just put his hat on and wandered down the sideline. I don't know. It's hard for me to care if the players don't care. In the post game interview, McClain was saying "Oh, this is like a big Kentucky Derby horse race...we're just all jumbled up in a pack right now." I say, "Wake up, dude, the scary part is just beginning." BS #2: We just need to start stacking some wins and we'll be fine."

1. The Chiefs remaining schedule is all against teams with winning records save one. The only remaining opponent with a losing record just kicked our ass today. Its very possible we will not see another win this year. If you can't get up for Denver at home, why should your fans care what happens the rest of the way? Somebody kick something. Somebody throw something. Somebody say something. That's all I have to say. Excuse me, I need to drink a bottle of Nyquil now. BS #1: "This team was not prepared, and that's all on me as coach. It's my fault. I'll do a better job next week."

O.city · 11-13-2011, 10:44 PM

The problem starts and stops with our qb. If we have Rodgers, hell not even Rodgers, if we have Matt Ryan we win today by two td's. Easily.

Cassel missed two easy touchdowns today. One were McCluster has a lb beat on a wheel route and one were BReaston just runs by everyone. Baldwin was open down the seam atleast three times that would have went for 50 plus. And the whole Bailey shuts down Bowe thing, eh he was open too.

Deberg_1990 · 11-13-2011, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by tboss27

My thoughts after the game was it's time for a new coaching staff, at least offensively speaking. I've tried to like Haley, but I can't keep watching this team play like this and not wish for a new coach.

Im about done with him too. His teams are showing a disturbing trend of getting "dominated" in losses. Lack of competiveness, unprepared, unmotivated, etc......

This is year 3 now of the "process". It shouldnt be this way no matter how many injuries.

O.city · 11-13-2011, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Im about done with him too. His teams are showing a disturbing trend of getting "dominated" in losses. Lack of competiveness, unprepared, unmotivated, etc......

This is year 3 now of the "process". It shouldnt be this way no matter how many injuries.

I would say the same but the injuries we had are pretty catastrophic. I'm trying to be alittle optimistic about the team outside of the qb in regards to some of the injuries.

**mdchiefsfan** · 11-13-2011, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

No, I'm sure it's terrible.

I'm by no means a negative nancy; or an easily influenced fan. I've been mildly optimistic despite losing our two best players. I've given up hope. Just can't fake it anymore.

This sums it up for me perfectly.

FAX · 11-13-2011, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Munson

Nice write up. I can't believe we lost to a team that ran a college-style offense that only completed two passes. That is just flat out embarrassing.

It's more than just embarrassing. It's historically shameful and humiliating. Yet, as Mr. gblowfish so eloquently states, the players themselves don't seem to care. Let's face it, we're being shim-shammed once more.

FAX

**BigRedChief** · 11-13-2011, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

George, I don't mean to sound insulting, but aside from the social aspect, do you actually enjoy being a STH, or is it just a habit at this point?

Thats what it was for us at the end. We had been tailgating for years, visitors would stop by, knew the season ticket holders around us. Was just what we did on Sundays. Tickets got to $1K+ a piece. Paying full price for practice games. Advertisements in games instead of improving the in game experience. It just added up to the point where we said WTF are we doing?

**gblowfish** · 11-13-2011, 11:03 PM

Bob Costas just said Duke of Dink left Arrowhead with a cast on his right hand tonight. Wonder if he broke a finger? Paging Shane Falco.....Paging Shane Falco....

MMXcalibur · 11-13-2011, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Bob Costas just said Duke of Dink left Arrowhead with a cast on his right hand tonight. Wonder if he broke a finger? Paging Shane Falco.....Paging Shane Falco....

Well, at least Ricky Stanzi will dress if that's the case.

Hammock Parties · 11-13-2011, 11:52 PM

Here's another thing about today's game.

Haley gave the team Monday and Tuesday off after last week's blowout.

That's two Mondays off in a row and we have sucked mighty dick on offense.

Wonderful!

Hammock Parties · 11-13-2011, 11:55 PM

Just saw the Chiefs' brilliant strategy to block Von Miller:

A Jonathan Baldwin/Leonard Pope double team.

Great coaching.

Agent V · 11-13-2011, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

I'm by no means a negative nancy; or an easily influenced fan. I've been mildly optimistic despite losing our two best players. I've given up hope. Just can't fake it anymore.

Same. I went into the stadium today thinking that nobody expected us to be fighting for the AFC West after the start we had, so I should be excited. Then I left with the complete opposite feeling.

**BossChief** · 11-13-2011, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

Here's another thing about today's game.

Haley gave the team Monday and Tuesday off after last week's blowout.

That's two Mondays off in a row and we have sucked mighty dick on offense.

Wonderful!

they only have a certain amount of practices during the year and I bet they wanted to have more of them during the tougher stretch of the schedule.

Other than that, I agree that it was foolish to give time off when we obviously need the work.

gold_and_red · 11-14-2011, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Im about done with him too. His teams are showing a disturbing trend of getting "dominated" in losses. Lack of competiveness, unprepared, unmotivated, etc......

This is year 3 now of the "process". It shouldnt be this way no matter how many injuries.

Exactly! Haley's teams under Cassel's adept QBing have mastered the art of blowout losses.

kcxiv · 11-14-2011, 12:09 AM

Its just insane with a team this old thats beena round for a long time, is one of the worst post season teams in professional sports. NOt just football. This team has done pretty much nothing. I guess you can count 1970, but 80 percent of this board wasnt even alive then, and if they were, they were in diapers. Its pretty sad.

**Bearcat** · 11-14-2011, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

1. The Chiefs remaining schedule is all against teams with winning records save one. The only remaining opponent with a losing record just kicked our ass today. Its very possible we will not see another win this year. If you can't get up for Denver at home, why should your fans care what happens the rest of the way? Somebody kick something. Somebody throw something. Somebody say something. That's all I have to say. Excuse me, I need to drink a bottle of Nyquil now. BS #1: "This team was not prepared, and that's all on me as coach. It's my fault. I'll do a better job next week."

They'll probably beat a team they have no business beating, if only because the opponent sleepwalks through the game, plus one of the division games at the end of the season. It won't make sense. Some will see it as progress, while others continue to die on the inside.

11-13-2011, 09:57 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17586178 VARSITY	Ten Things About Today's Game Ten Things About Today's Game 10. I'm trying not to over react. I'll start by saying that. Right now I'm just pissed, and full of snot. I've got a really bad chest cold. I smell like Vicks Vapo-Rub, and I've just watched the NFL Network making fun of KC and licking Tebow's ball sack. Then I watched Metro Sports post game locker room coverage. I've been throwing down Nyquil like Jager Bombs for three straight days, so I'm going to take this week to rant. I haven't had a good rant in a long time. Today's mess is rant worthy. I'm going to talk about my day at Arrowhead, but before I do that, I want to rant about how sterilized the NFL has become. The image conscious team PR weasels have their grubby little fingers into everything, including training players and coaches how to say basically nothing but spin cliches after putrid losses like today. So I'm including my top ten bullshit PR spun post game comments that players and coaches always give after a day like today. BS #10: "We got out-physicalled by the Broncos defensive line today." 9. I didn't tailgate today for the first time in a long time. Instead, the Chiefs PR Weasels sent me an e-mail last week inviting me to loiter along the sideline during pre-game warmups. I'll attach a pic of what a field pass looks like. They said I could loiter between 10:45 and 11:30. So Mrs. Blowfish and I signed up and we went in early. First, you have to sign a five or six paragraph page of legal mumbo jumbo, basically promising not to sue the Chiefs for anything if you go out on the sideline. Then, you go into a little concrete block room with folding tables and chairs where they cut the herd up into little "groups." I was in "group two." Then, a guy leads you out of the little cinderblock room and you pop out in the west end zone side, go down the stairs and onto the field behind the goalpost. They let you hang out in a roped off area between the goal line and 20 yard line. We went down when Cassel and Palko were throwing passes to receivers and d-backs. Then the defensive coaches ran some interception drills. There was some chick in red stiletto boots wearing a tiara and a sash. I'm not sure who she was, but apparently her poop did not stink and the Chiefs Cheerleaders were taking pictures with her. BS #9: "We were confused by some of Denver's defensive calls today." 8. The guy that sits next to my seats had a field pass today too. He suggested we go up to the "Draft Room," another new Arrowhead PR invention designed to suck the soul out of the Arrowhead Experience. Its a place for people who have no friends and don't tailgate. He said they had drawings for prizes at 11:30, and we could run up there, sign up and maybe win something. Today they gave away a signed cheerleader calendar, a bag of Chiefs crapola from the gift shop, a ball signed by Haley and Pioli, and a ball signed by D Bowe. The room has a couple two or three bars; an obnoxious wedding reception style DJ, and an omelette bar where you can pay $20 for an omelette that would cost $3 at Denny's, We won nothing. Went to the seats, saw the B2 Bomber fly over for the National Anthem. BS #8: "We just need to play better as a team." 7. Chiefs scored 13 total points the last two weeks, at home, against the two of the weaker opponents on their schedule. They managed to beat the Colts with the only come from behind victory they've mustered. Today's first half performance was putrid by both offense and defense. Offense: Failure to cross midfield once in the first half. Defense: Go in at half down ten zip without allowing a completed pass. You can't hibernate for an entire half against anybody in the NFL and expect to win. Totally unacceptable. BS#7: "We're just not executing. The plays are there, we're just not executing." 6. Donks rushed for 244 yards against a Chiefs defense with two top five NFL picks on the front wall: Jackson and Dorsey. 96 of those yards given up to a third string back (Ball) on 30 carries. Denver play selection today: 55 runs, 8 passes. How a team cannot defense that kind of offensive imbalance is atrocious, simply atrocious. Chiefs allow only two passing completions. That's the good news. Bad news is, one is for a 56 yard TD bomb on 3rd and 11. Atrocious. BS#6: "We're going to have to watch the tape to see what happened." 5. Quit giving the ball to Thomas Jones. Cut him. Palko had twice as many yards rushing as Jones on just one carry. The biggest hole Jones has hit all season was the one he put in Baldwin's head. Quit running McNuthin' between the tackles. He loses yardage, and eventually will fumble. Jackie Battle averaged six yards per carry today. He ripped off a run for 34 yards in the second half. Then they ignored him the rest of the game. Stupid. Receivers dropped balls left and right. And when they did make a good play -such as the great catch by Baldwin- it's called back because of a stupid alignment penalty on Breaston. Bad teams screw themselves over and over. Good teams make their own luck. BS#5: "We've just got to keep working to get better Every man needs to look in the mirror." 4. Coach Haley came over at the two minute warning of the first half and screamed at the offense to "Get Their Heads Of Their Asses." Second half, sorry, head still up the ass on offense. Duke of Dink: 66 QB rating, 69 yards passing, took four sacks. Donk Jesus took no sacks, ran for 43 yards, no picks, ran for one TD and threw for one TD. Duke of Dink was outplayed by Donk Jesus at Arrowhead. That is disgusting, even more so with Horseface himself smiling about it over on the Denver sideline. Then, when crunch time came, Duke of Dink came out of the game, and Shane Falco was put in. Falco leads a scoring drive on his only possession. When it got to be crunch time, Duke of Dink went all Damon Huard French Surrender Monkey on us. Crennel had a big round everybody up meeting in the third quarter to dress down the defense. Impressive meeting. It was directly followed by Flowers and Langford getting torched for a game killing TD on a 3rd and 11. Flowers should have know better than to trust a third string safety to have his back. If Berry is healthy, Donk Jesus doesn't complete a pass all day. BS #4 "When guys get hurt other guys have to step up." 3. Dorsey got a knee blown out with about three minutes left in the game. They took him off on the wagon. Didn't look good. Look for teams like Pittsburgh, Chicago, Green Bay and Oakland to run through the Chiefs front wall like swiss cheese in the coming weeks. Studebaker got benched for not being able to play the option. Arenas got nothing done in punt or kick returns. Baby Brother Colquitt out-punted our Colquitt by 30 yards. Only thing Donks did bad all day was miss a field goal late. Didn't matter. BS #3: "We've got to be better in pass protection and give Cassel the time he needs to be successful." 2. This is what bothers me the most. As the game wound down, the players didn't seem to take it so hard. They just got beat by the Donks in Arrowhead. It was obvious, that to most of these guys it was just another NFL weekend, and so what if it was Denver? In the locker room afterwards, nobody seemed to be taking it very hard. On the sidelines, people in the stands were calling Cassel (and this is a direct quote) "a big fcuking pussy." He just put his hat on and wandered down the sideline. I don't know. It's hard for me to care if the players don't care. In the post game interview, McClain was saying "Oh, this is like a big Kentucky Derby horse race...we're just all jumbled up in a pack right now." I say, "Wake up, dude, the scary part is just beginning." BS #2: We just need to start stacking some wins and we'll be fine." 1. The Chiefs remaining schedule is all against teams with winning records save one. The only remaining opponent with a losing record just kicked our ass today. Its very possible we will not see another win this year. If you can't get up for Denver at home, why should your fans care what happens the rest of the way? Somebody kick something. Somebody throw something. Somebody say something. That's all I have to say. Excuse me, I need to drink a bottle of Nyquil now. BS #1: "This team was not prepared, and that's all on me as coach. It's my fault. I'll do a better job next week." Attached Thumbnails Last edited by gblowfish; 11-14-2011 at 09:27 AM..*
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11-13-2011, 10:44 PM	#46
O.city In Search of a Life Join Date: Jul 2009 Casino cash: $2294064	The problem starts and stops with our qb. If we have Rodgers, hell not even Rodgers, if we have Matt Ryan we win today by two td's. Easily. Cassel missed two easy touchdowns today. One were McCluster has a lb beat on a wheel route and one were BReaston just runs by everyone. Baldwin was open down the seam atleast three times that would have went for 50 plus. And the whole Bailey shuts down Bowe thing, eh he was open too.
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11-13-2011, 11:03 PM	#52
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17586178 VARSITY	Bob Costas just said Duke of Dink left Arrowhead with a cast on his right hand tonight. Wonder if he broke a finger? Paging Shane Falco.....Paging Shane Falco....
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11-13-2011, 11:52 PM	#54
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4160478	Here's another thing about today's game. Haley gave the team Monday and Tuesday off after last week's blowout. That's two Mondays off in a row and we have sucked mighty dick on offense. Wonderful! __________________ Chiefs game films
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11-13-2011, 11:55 PM	#55
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4160478	Just saw the Chiefs' brilliant strategy to block Von Miller: A Jonathan Baldwin/Leonard Pope double team. Great coaching. __________________ Chiefs game films
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11-14-2011, 12:09 AM	#59
kcxiv In Search of a Life Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Central Valley, Cali Casino cash: $8807996	Its just insane with a team this old thats beena round for a long time, is one of the worst post season teams in professional sports. NOt just football. This team has done pretty much nothing. I guess you can count 1970, but 80 percent of this board wasnt even alive then, and if they were, they were in diapers. Its pretty sad.
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