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What is the best, most awesome, coolest single post on the Planet evah?
What say you? This one in another thread got me thinking...
Quote: Let's have some nominations and feedback. I'll put the most popular ones in a poll in a new thread and we can vote. The winner will get a weeks vacation in a place of their choosing(if someone volunteers the money) or else if that doesn't materialize they will have to settle for the designation of the coolest dude or dudette on the planet. okay, In the interest of fairness some simple criteria for a posts inclusion in the final poll. I've ruled out all of my excellent posts for consideration.
postrockpablo Demon, you're so fucking American..you're like Brett Favre throwing footballs across a pond in Wranglers jeans...only instead of Brett Favre, you're Patrick Swayze throwing natty light cans into the mouth of a 6 foot long, 150 pound bass driving a 1994 Thunderbird Supercoupe off a flaming ramp made of Miller Lite boxes and pride; wearing an evil kenievel jumpsuit and depending on a parachute made of beef jerky and dream catchers, all bound together by Indian tears. Because you don't fucking litter. That's why. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...weekend&page=3 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: CrazyCoffey
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08-27-2009, 01:08 PM | #46 |
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You can probably find about 100 best ever posts by penz. His threads usually kill it once they get rolling.
The BBQ thread from the 4th last year was ****ing epic; just read through it again. Dorsey getting his shit together was a great thread recently. My only good contribution was this: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...46#post5929246 But srsly, penz has so many great single posts. |
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FAX has many, but I laughed out loud at the "Herm Edwards Bible" thread.
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08-27-2009, 01:53 PM | #51 |
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Heres one!
Where the **** do you people get off asking for people to fork over 5 grand for a ****ing dog that need shot in the head and thrown in a dumpster anyway. I'm so sick and tired of seeing dogs scattered up and down the highway because people don't look after them. If you're gonna have a ****ing dog then keep it penned up away from ****ing automobiles and here you are spending $5000 to heal up a dog so the next person can take him straight to the nearest highway for road kill. Jesus Christ you people are ****ing stupid. And to top it all off you want everyone else to pay for it. Damn this shit pisses me off. Your mother should have had a friggin abortion. __________________ |
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08-27-2009, 03:02 PM | #56 |
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Remember mine when I'd had a bit to drink and finally decided to give up my season tickets?
The Buffalo fans are tired of waiting for next year? Well fock you Buffalo,at least you went to 4 Super Bowls in the last 15 years.Try being a focking fan and putting up with this joke of a so called NFL franchise. I had already decided as of a few weeks ago to give up my season tickets and today put me over the top.Fock it I'm finished,fock you Carl you could lower my upper level seats to $29 per game and I'd still tell you to stick them up your ass.I'm going to sit in my gameroom next year and watch all the games,at least that way I'll get to see some quality football from week to week. I've NEVER been this negative in all my years towards the team that I love but it's time for tough love and for me that means NO MORE of my money Carl and Lamar,you can move the focking team to LA and think you showed me but I'll burn my shit and tell you to kiss my ass. And Lamar I reside in Missouri,the show-me-state,so show me that you really care about this team and get rid of that focking Peterson at seasons end. Have I been drinking you ask?Why yes,I have,but I am of sound mind and focking pissed to no end.I don't even want to think about the last 4 years and ALL the focking average football players this defense has made look like HOFer's.Not to even mention 1995 and 1997 and all the other shit that has finally stacked so high I can't flush it anymore. This post may mean I'll be frowned upon by fellow planeteers and if so oh well,I just cannot stick my head in the sand and try and find positives any longer. Go Chargers,Go Steelers I wish you the best,maybe you can suck it up and show up in crunch time.
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Not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty proud of my contribution to this thread.
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You know what's funny...I think about that thread every time I go to the barber. That same mexi-chick works there.
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I've gotten some rep that could qualify as best posts ever.
This is one I got from Duck Dog earlier today (I'll let you deteremine if it was positive or negative rep): You white liberals are the biggest problem facing our nation. Race trading, self-deprecating cowards. |
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