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01-17-2013, 08:48 PM | #1 |
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The house at the end of the block has been tenements for Mormon missionaries for several years. I literally could take out a window with a rock from my front door. Never received a house call, while JWs are a regular twice a year thing.
Ironic, as I would be amenable to talking with them, being a 'Jack Mormon' member of a church that is little more than a non-denominational social club at this point.
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01-17-2013, 08:46 AM | #2 |
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I just leave my rottweiler outside, no one come's to my door EVER
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01-17-2013, 08:48 AM | #3 |
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my grandmother used to answer the door, and make her false teeth nearly fall out of her mouth, then make a weird noise and clatter them together whilst humped over. They would bolt within about 5 seconds.
grandma ruled.
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01-17-2013, 09:00 AM | #4 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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Just tell them you are a gay Muslim and they will run away screaming. If you have a camera, tape it and put that on YouTube, you will become a viral sensation.
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01-17-2013, 09:19 AM | #5 |
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knock on his door and when he answers tell him "I hope you like pubes on your pizza." then walk off.
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01-17-2013, 09:23 AM | #6 |
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they spent all their money on name tags, and black ties. that shit aint cheap.
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01-17-2013, 09:25 AM | #7 |
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01-17-2013, 09:27 AM | #8 |
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01-17-2013, 09:47 AM | #9 |
Someone pass the antifreeze
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01-17-2013, 10:08 AM | #10 |
I like 'em mustard & biscuits
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disconnect the doorbell and install one of these.
works like a charm!
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01-17-2013, 10:15 AM | #11 |
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- this place is killing today.
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01-17-2013, 02:55 PM | #12 |
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That reminds me... Why do some idiots think it is cool to hang plastic nuts from the back of their truck?
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Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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01-17-2013, 10:12 AM | #15 |
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Open the door and let a few big assed moths out. ask them if you mind measuring them with a tape measure. they will leave.
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