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Old 11-03-2010, 05:15 PM  
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How do you tell a girl
So I started seeing this girl a few months ago, and wanted it to be more of a serious relationship so I held off on too much physical stuff. Then the other night the holding out built up and things went crazy. This was fine, however there was one problem, when I ventured down to the southern regions, there was a lack of personal care. We're talking no grooming by her. I personally perfer a clean workspace, so this really turned me off.

Now how can I bring up this subject and tell her she needs to groom if she wants anything to happen again? I don't wanna sound like a selfish jerk, but I just can't deal with the unkept situation down there.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:31 PM   #46
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Do I tell her when were getting hot and heavy? Or like on the phone when I can't see her?
Trim yours and then ask her if she likes it like that? If she does....then bring up that you feel the same about a girls region.

If she doesn't care.....then wax it while she's sleeping.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:31 PM   #47
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Discreetly rub some nair on her. Tell her that burning sensation is just the chlamydia you gave her.
And the hair loss is probably from the HIV. No biggie. Give her a kiss on the cheek and it's all cool.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:31 PM   #48
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Run. Fast. A woman like that will keep a messy house.
She's mexican so she knows how to keep a house clean.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:32 PM   #49
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Are you new at this?
Well, he is the first explorer of this particular female's Grand Canyon; so perhaps he's young and inexperienced himself.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:32 PM   #50
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She's mexican so she knows how to keep a house clean.
I've heard mexican's menstrual blood makes for a nice hot sauce. Better bottle that shit and refrigerate it though.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:33 PM   #51
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You don't think that would offend her or anything?
Honestly? no. I think if she cares for you, she'll make the move. Esp. if it's such a seeming 'deal-breaker'
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:33 PM   #52
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She's mexican so she knows how to keep a house clean.
Yeah, someone else's but not her own.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:33 PM   #53
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:33 PM   #54
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In that case tell her to....

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Old 11-03-2010, 05:33 PM   #55
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:34 PM   #56
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:35 PM   #57
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So I started seeing this girl a few months ago, and wanted it to be more of a serious relationship so I held off on too much physical stuff. Then the other night the holding out built up and things went crazy. This was fine, however there was one problem, when I ventured down to the southern regions, there was a lack of personal care. We're talking no grooming by her. I personally perfer a clean workspace, so this really turned me off.

Now how can I bring up this subject and tell her she needs to groom if she wants anything to happen again? I don't wanna sound like a selfish jerk, but I just can't deal with the unkept situation down there.
make it a kinky game ... work it out so "you have always wanted to shave a girl" or something.

Take a shower together and then pick her up and carry her into the bedroom and start giving her a hot oil message then break out the shaving equipment and do it yourself as part of the sex.

just suggestions
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:35 PM   #58
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ATM, then when she gets pissed tell her "oh, you don't like shit in your mouth either."
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:35 PM   #59
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Leave little hints. Like have a vagina trimming guide on your coffee table for her to see. Leave a web page up on your computer about how guys prefer shave pussy. Maybe have your razor out in the bathroom. Shave your face and tell her you love the feel of soft shaved skin. So on and so forth.
Yeah, girls love passive-aggressive guys.... and the first two are so subtle.

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Hand her a razor and tell her you'll be in bed when she's done.
That's more like it.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:36 PM   #60
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Been cruising the high school parking lot in your Camaro with a six pack of Noffs, huh brah?

Nice.
Puppies work better.
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