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Old 04-13-2006, 09:13 PM  
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I was just watching HBO's "Real Sex" and....
it was stated that the average length of a male member is 5 1/2 inches. For once in my life I am above average.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:05 PM   #46
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:07 PM   #47
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I've met Silent Bob, I haven't met you.

Right now I'm siding with Silent Morph (you've never bought me a beer, grandpa.)
Well, you just lowered your chances exponentially of me ever buying you a beer.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:07 PM   #48
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It was.

I've never had sex with a guy that uses a tweezer to get in...
Ghads.

Completely uncalled for.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:08 PM   #49
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I can tell you right now, that is NOT true.
How do you prove or disprove something like that without asking someone who has seen many penises? Hmmm...gochiefs?
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:08 PM   #50
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No, I was trying to say that you weren't very intelligent. I don't know what went wrong.
That should tell you everything you need to know
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:08 PM   #51
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Well, you just lowered your chances exponentially of me ever buying you a beer.

With the amount of pr0n I've purchased on DTV it's the least you could do...
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:09 PM   #52
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How do you prove or disprove something like that without asking someone who has seen many penises?
Between a 20-something gal and a Denver fan I'd say you're both equally qualified...
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:11 PM   #53
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How do you prove or disprove something like that without asking someone who has seen many penises? Hmmm...gochiefs?
I only know of one to tell you that statement was not true.
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Between a 20-something gal and a Denver fan I'd say you're both equally qualified...
What?
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:12 PM   #55
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Between a 20-something gal and a Denver fan I'd say you're both equally qualified...

Well, viewing mine would make it uneccessary for you to go hungering after more man meat but I'm taken and I don't thwing that way thailor.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:16 PM   #56
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Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you that I hope you and Morphidite are happy together, YES!!!
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:17 PM   #57
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:18 PM   #58
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What?
Yer not 20?

Uh....heh......****.

Ah.....ugh........must.....scrub..........wash.....make.....clean.....so wrong.....
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Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you that I hope you and Morphidite are happy together, YES!!!
Now you are talking to yourself on a BB, what are you GoChiefs?
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Yer not 20?

Uh....heh......****.

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I'm 21...

I just wasn't paying attention.
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