Men, is this unreasonable? - Page 4

**Rain Man** · 02-11-2007, 06:11 PM

I went to an "open house" for sale a few years back, and they had a urinal in the bathroom.

It seems like a good idea, but I think there's a huge downside risk that needs to be taken into account. If only men use it, then only men will be expected to clean it. I'd rather be able to shrug and look surprised at any cleanliness complaints.

FDS · 02-11-2007, 06:14 PM

Having morning wood and sleepy footing could spell disaster.

FirstDownSamie

Hammock Parties · 02-11-2007, 06:24 PM

Morning wood is the best argument I've heard for one of these.

StcChief · 02-11-2007, 07:19 PM

Friend had one in his Uni-sex pool house/bathroom.

Very nice addition especially for parties.

El Jefe · 02-11-2007, 07:31 PM

Urinals are respectable.

Yellowbutter72 · 02-11-2007, 08:04 PM

Personally from the female aspect, I think a urinal is a great idea! I mean we would never have to put the seat down when we want to use the restroom!

el borracho · 02-14-2007, 01:32 AM

A couple of questions:

1. Why would you want one as opposed to just using the toilet?
2. Why does she object to your having one?
3. How do most people think a floor urinal would affect the resale of a house? Seems like it would be a negative. It would make me slightly hesitant to buy a house and, if I bought a house that had one in it, I would remove it as soon as possible.

rad · 02-14-2007, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el borracho

A couple of questions:

1. Why would you want one as opposed to just using the toilet?
2. Why does she object to your having one?
3. How do most people think a floor urinal would affect the resale of a house? Seems like it would be a negative. It would make me slightly hesitant to buy a house and, if I bought a house that had one in it, I would remove it as soon as possible.

Turn in your man card. Thanks.

JimNasium · 02-14-2007, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el borracho

A couple of questions:

1. Why would you want one as opposed to just using the toilet?
2. Why does she object to your having one?
3. How do most people think a floor urinal would affect the resale of a house? Seems like it would be a negative. It would make me slightly hesitant to buy a house and, if I bought a house that had one in it, I would remove it as soon as possible.

If you have to ask these questions you are most likely in need of an intervention. I suggest eating 1 pound of red meat cooked over hot coals and served rare. After that drink at least a 12 pack of cheap beer. Finally, avoid showering for at least 24 hours then smell your armpits and scratch your privates and bum liberally. That might cure what ails you.

HonestChieffan · 02-14-2007, 07:38 AM

A man Bathroom without a TV is just a bathroom

jettio · 02-14-2007, 07:57 AM

I think you subject yourself to the risk of litigation under a theory of premises liability for invitees.

Some meat-peeker will slip a cervical disc spinning their head around trying to size up the guy that would be next to him if it was not a solo urinal.

You are definitley going to have to post some disclaimers above the urinal, on the door to the bathroom, on the entry to the man cave, and on the front door.

You could probably get a good deal on those at a sign company. Let the old lady have some say in the disclaimer signs and she will come around.

kepp · 02-14-2007, 08:07 AM

A console, huh? It's not unreasonable at all. In fact, I'd say go all out and get the optional navigation/DVD system.

JimNasium · 02-14-2007, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by kepp

A console, huh? It's not unreasonable at all. In fact, I'd say go all out and get the optional navigation/DVD system.

This is a great idea. I knew I loved this place for a reason.

Chief Chief · 02-14-2007, 08:20 AM

Gee whiz! Jenny's giving ya the A-OK on 2 out of 3 of your dreams! Urine need of a good therapissed!

02-11-2007, 06:11 PM	#1
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02-14-2007, 01:32 AM	#8
el borracho In Pat We Trust Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Albuquerque, NM Casino cash: $2519148	A couple of questions: 1. Why would you want one as opposed to just using the toilet? 2. Why does she object to your having one? 3. How do most people think a floor urinal would affect the resale of a house? Seems like it would be a negative. It would make me slightly hesitant to buy a house and, if I bought a house that had one in it, I would remove it as soon as possible.
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02-14-2007, 07:38 AM	#11
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02-14-2007, 07:57 AM	#12
jettio MVP Join Date: Sep 2002 Casino cash: $4504930	I think you subject yourself to the risk of litigation under a theory of premises liability for invitees. Some meat-peeker will slip a cervical disc spinning their head around trying to size up the guy that would be next to him if it was not a solo urinal. You are definitley going to have to post some disclaimers above the urinal, on the door to the bathroom, on the entry to the man cave, and on the front door. You could probably get a good deal on those at a sign company. Let the old lady have some say in the disclaimer signs and she will come around. __________________ Where Ignorance is Bliss, 'Tis Folly to be Wise. __
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kepp MVP Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $3459212	A console, huh? It's not unreasonable at all. In fact, I'd say go all out and get the optional navigation/DVD system.
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02-14-2007, 08:20 AM	#15
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