Funny Stuff Hot Chicks with Douchebags - Page 4

Hammock Parties · 12-28-2007, 10:44 PM

Hilarious site.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

HCwDB of the Week: Oompa Prompa

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It wasn't even close. Prom Oompa Loompa just crushed the competition. And by crushed, I mean Orange.

There's a certain genius to the Prompa, and it's not just the zoot suit or the orange or the hair. It's that nervous moment we can all relate to. That glance around right before going to the prom when you're waiting in line and making sure your tie's on straight. The only difference is that unlike all of us at our prom who just felt like we looked ridiculous, Prompa actually does look absolutely ridiculous.

The range of emotions that Prompa inspired in the comments thread ran the gamut from hilarity to depression to heavy drinking. As the everpresent anonymous put it:

I stuck a couple of waffles in the toaster for breakfast but this thing in pink just made me lose my appetite. Time to call in sick to work and crack open the first OE of the day.

Nice Old English reference. I'm not the malt liquor drinker myself, but I respect anyone who mixes it with waffles. Born 2B Bag sums up the Prompa pain:

Grieco High, Newark New Jersey class of '07. This is why Al Qaeda hates us.

They hate us for our hair gels, B2BB. choadasaurus rex wonders aloud at the development that lies in the future for this 'Bagling and his sidekick:

WTF IS THAT?!?! This teen 'Bag is definitely pushing the douchebag envelope. If he continues on this path his future here is bright... it will be interesting to follow his progression from prepubescent uberbagosity into a full blown scrote commando. Orange face, pink tux, gray spiked hair... and this is his prom gear. Imagine what his club 'Bag attire would look like? I can't even imagine... he is definitely shooting for the stars of douchedum. Watchout world... this new up and comer promises endless 'Bag material.

The sky is the limit. He's like the proverbial "next Michael Jordan" of the douchebag diegesis.

I was sad to see 'Baggish and Syndrome find less support, as both are fully grown and highly accomplished scrotemeisters, well versed in the Art of 'Bag. Each brought along a fine hottie to balance the equation, especially Syndrome's (yum).

But the Orange Prompa was not to be denied. And there will be no cropping of this pic. Part of the genius is the long-shot. Finding the Prompa standing nervously in line.

It's poetic art. Someone call the Guggenheim. Prompa is 21st Century dada at its finest.

So raise Prompa's orange jersey to the rafters and book him a ticket to the Monthly. He's officially enscribed as HCwDB legend.

JohninGpt · 12-29-2007, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

Noticed an undershirt too. ALL short sleeved? I don't even think that was "in" in the 80's. Of course, I'm not known as a fashion guru.

His mom just did laundry and he doesn't have a closet?

**cdcox** · 12-29-2007, 12:00 AM

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blueballs · 12-29-2007, 12:01 AM

The mohawk is making a comeback in these parts too
these G dudes do attract some nice looking ladies

JohninGpt · 12-29-2007, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

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Judging by the look on Donk girls face and what she is doing with her fingers, the Bolt girl in powder blue is about to get a double surprise.

**cdcox** · 12-29-2007, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by JohninGpt

Judging by the look on Donk girls face and what she is doing with her fingers, the Bolt girl in powder blue is about to get a double surprise.

Well, they're kind of asking for it by wearing the "Charge 'er" jerseys.

booger · 12-29-2007, 12:17 AM

The chick in the greasy jersey wants a shocker.

booger · 12-29-2007, 12:18 AM

Ed McCaffrey pulls in some young trim.

**Buck** · 12-29-2007, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

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Those Bronco fans are definitely douches.

booger · 12-29-2007, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Cro

Those Bronco fans are definitely douches.

probably all related.

booger · 12-29-2007, 12:23 AM

all those girls fathers must be proud.

booger · 12-29-2007, 12:24 AM

What's worse? Your daughter is a stripper, or she dates a spiked haired orange faced turd chaser?

12-29-2007, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Valiant

It is not.. It is some stupid Guido fad..

Check this link making fun of them..

http://guidofistpump.com/guidooftheweek.html

The reeruns in the original picture are on that site.

booger · 12-29-2007, 01:03 AM

I bet all 3 would fit in the trunk of a town car or caddy.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 12-29-2007, 01:33 AM

That pic is obviously photoshopped, but it reminds me of a dude I knew in college who decided to take melanin pills so that he would be tan for spring break. Needless to say, we called him "Tang" after the results. Mother****er looked like an orange highlighter busted a nut all over his face.

philfree · 12-29-2007, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

What's worse? Your daughter is a stripper, or she dates a spiked haired orange faced turd chaser?

Oh man! My daughter is so pretty and a few years back she had a crush on a guy with a purple mohawk.....this punk wouldn't date my daughter(he had a young lil ho taking care of him) and I reached a point(after i met his dad and tried to be nice and the guy was a dick) that i was gonna shave both their heads. I know several dancing girls and I know the bar owners and if my daughter walked in they'd say no way. She wouldn't do that anyways but....I'm rambling now so......I hope my daughter marrys a golfer.....someone like her ol'man...shit...now I gotta go cry......

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booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2481450	Ed McCaffrey pulls in some young trim. __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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12-29-2007, 12:23 AM	#55
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2481450	all those girls fathers must be proud. __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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12-29-2007, 12:24 AM	#56
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2481450	What's worse? Your daughter is a stripper, or she dates a spiked haired orange faced turd chaser? __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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12-29-2007, 01:03 AM	#58
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2481450	I bet all 3 would fit in the trunk of a town car or caddy. __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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12-29-2007, 01:33 AM	#59
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7129572	That pic is obviously photoshopped, but it reminds me of a dude I knew in college who decided to take melanin pills so that he would be tan for spring break. Needless to say, we called him "Tang" after the results. Mother****er looked like an orange highlighter busted a nut all over his face. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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