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Old 12-25-2008, 05:42 PM  
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Don't do what I did.
For Christmas I got my wife a new wedding ring (replacing the ring she "lost" when we were split up) a robe, a wooden crucifix from Jerusalem, a back massager, a shirt and a painting of Venice. Problem is I gave her the ring after she performed in a musical 2 weeks ago (I re-preposed to her) and the other stuff was given early December (I came back from a 1 week trip to Texas cuz you can't get shit in Italy and she is snoopy so she would've found it)

Well, the problem was she didn't get to open anything today. And she didn't really talk to me at all!!! Ugh, all she got me was a Dbo jersey, a sweater, some pj pants and a German Beerstein.... How the **** could she be so pissy? My stuff was more expensive AND more sentimental......

Anyway, don't do what I did. Get her something to open ON CHRISTMAS!!!!

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Old 12-26-2008, 12:25 PM   #46
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Actually, you are. At least in your wife's eyes. You chose your neighbor over her.
What if the neighbor was cuter. I don't know.... Just sayin'
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Old 12-26-2008, 12:35 PM   #47
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Nah - but I have about 50% of what I should know about women figured out. So I can be of help to those who are less experienced than I.
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Old 12-26-2008, 01:11 PM   #48
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Nah - but I have about 50% of what I should know about women figured out. So I can be of help to those who are less experienced than I.

So you can only help out hootie and goatboy?
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Old 12-26-2008, 01:21 PM   #49
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Nah - but I have about 50% of what I should know about women figured out. So I can be of help to those who are less experienced than I.
That is way more than me, I have however figured out a 100% of what I want to. They are all crazy some of them are just crazier than others. That is all I need to know or want to know
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Old 12-26-2008, 01:33 PM   #50
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So you can only help out hootie and goatboy?
Honestly, I can't help many people at all but I might be able to point them in the right direction.
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Old 12-26-2008, 02:29 PM   #51
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Well...I found out what she was really mad about... On Xmas eve my drunk ass neighbor came over at about 1 am. I am not the one to turn people away so we played some video games and my wife went to bed. She didn't seem mad then and it was so late I didn't even think about it. Well we sat around for about another hour and I headed to bed.

What was learned…..? On Xmas eve you shouldn't let drunken neighbors in your house.

Hmm. My conclusion is that your wife was bitterly disappointed that you didn't suggest a threesome. My advice would be to get the neighbor back over, sit the two of them down, and offer it as a surprise for your wife.
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Old 12-26-2008, 02:31 PM   #52
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Hmm. My conclusion is that your wife was bitterly disappointed that you didn't suggest a threesome. My advice would be to get the neighbor back over, sit the two of them down, and offer it as a surprise for your wife.
That is if the neighbor is a chick if not let her stay pissed.
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Old 12-26-2008, 02:39 PM   #53
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Sounds like you treated the holiday like a chore to be done and forgotten and didn't make a whole lot of effort to celebrate and/or spend time with your wife. Like it or not, you really can't just buy a bunch of crap (no matter the price) and then think, "Well, I've got that all taken care of- now I can do what I really want."
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Old 12-26-2008, 02:43 PM   #54
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That is if the neighbor is a chick if not let her stay pissed.
Oh, goodness. Of course. For some reason I thought he said the neighbor was a woman.
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Sounds like you treated the holiday like a chore to be done and forgotten and didn't make a whole lot of effort to celebrate and/or spend time with your wife. Like it or not, you really can't just buy a bunch of crap (no matter the price) and then think, "Well, I've got that all taken care of- now I can do what I really want."
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Well...I found out what she was really mad about... On Xmas eve my drunk ass neighbor came over at about 1 am. I am not the one to turn people away so we played some video games and my wife went to bed. She didn't seem mad then and it was so late I didn't even think about it. Well we sat around for about another hour and I headed to bed.

What was learned…..? On Xmas eve you shouldn't let drunken neighbors in your house.
This makes sense.
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Hmm. My conclusion is that your wife was bitterly disappointed that you didn't suggest a threesome. My advice would be to get the neighbor back over, sit the two of them down, and offer it as a surprise for your wife.
They make 3-player video games?
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Once upon a time I bought my Ex a gold necklace for her Birthday. She opened it, faked appreciation and politely said, "Thanks, but from now on if you buy me gold, don't buy anything less than 18 carat." That's one of the main reasons she is my EX.
I would of booted her ass to the curb right then.
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