Football Ben Roethlisberger is a fatass - Page 4

**RealSNR** · 02-02-2009, 02:15 AM

There, I said it. He's not "big" or "strong" or anything. He just weighs a half a ton and looks like a balloon. He's not a QB. He's just a big stupid fat ****.

Please, I want all kinds of posters to tell me how much greater he is than any Chiefs QB we ever had. Please. Tell me how this fatass has won two super bowls in his short career. Tell me how he plays to win the game, doesn't care about statistics, and is cool under pressure.

TELL ME ALL OF THIS.

This is ****ing bullshit. Ben Roethlisberger is NOT a good QB. He's big and fat and has an arm. That's it. He has a great TE, a FANTASTIC tough receiver in Ward and buttloads of talented speedsters who can stretch the field. And... oh yeah. THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE NFL. That helps too.

Go ahead and tell me why you'd take Big Ben over the guys with the flashy stats because of his success and his rings. **** that. You know what?

Give me Kurt Warner and that defense, and I'll show you MORE Super Bowls than Ben Roethlisberger, and I'll show you a team that looks good doing it. Peyton, Brady, Warner, McNabb, Cutler. I'll STILL take all of these QBs over Ben the fat ****.

Tell me why Tyler Pigpen is terrible and why Roethlisberger is great. Actually, don't. Shove it. Piss off. I'm sick of hearing about it. It's getting so I can't make a single goddamn criticism on this board about ANY player in the league without people saying, "The Chiefs are worse at that position." NO ****ING SHIT, SHERLOCK. Yeah, Roethlisberger is better than Thigpen. Who gives a shit? Put that fat ass on the Chiefs and we'll still be 2-14. Maybe even 1-15, because we wouldn't have moved to the spread and scored as many points. We'd still be running R2P2.

Ben Roethlisberger is a mediocre QB on a really good team. There. How about that?

Garcia Bronco · 02-02-2009, 11:53 AM

When ever you can win a game and get beat offensively, you are a good football team

**RealSNR** · 02-02-2009, 12:21 PM

K, well, first of all, I was drunk last night.

Second of all, you guys are still all reeruns. It's like there's a gestapo on Chiefsplanet to round up the posters who are against drafting a QB in the first round. Good God, I said nothing like this.

Read my lips, I. Want. KC. To. Draft. A. QB. In. The. First. Round. Mecca, you should know this for crying out ****ing loud.

Got it?

Third, Ben Roethlisberger IS fat. He's damn near Jared Lorenzen-size.

Also, yes, he's a good QB, but he's not the best. I'm sick of the ESPN media talking about why he's the best QB in the league because "he wins games, has jewelry, doesn't care about stats, etc." His TEAM wins those ****ing games. Yeah, Ben can make the play when it counts, but his defense spends the entire game covering up for the stupid plays he makes in the first half. Ben also has a running game and quite a receiving arsenal. My biggest beef with him is people are going to go "OMFG" over him tomorrow, and all I'm saying is

**RealSNR** · 02-02-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Only on Chiefsplanet would someone put, "Tell me why Thigpen is terrible, but Roethlisberger is great" after he just won his 2nd SB ring, and lead a 4th quarter comeback that Thigpen never in his life could dream of doing.

I didn't say Thigpen was better. I was pointing out the multiple times that I criticize other players not on the Chiefs in the NFL, and then some loser asshat will swing by with a post like, "Gee, I sure wish the Chiefs had this terrible player." We're 2-14. Are you saying acquiring the players from a 6-10 team would make us a better team??? Wooooooaaaaaahhhhhh that just blew my mind!

**the Talking Can** · 02-02-2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

K, well, first of all, I was drunk last night.

Second of all, you guys are still all reeruns. It's like there's a gestapo on Chiefsplanet to round up the posters who are against drafting a QB in the first round. Good God, I said nothing like this.

Read my lips, I. Want. KC. To. Draft. A. QB. In. The. First. Round. Mecca, you should know this for crying out ****ing loud.

Got it?

Third, Ben Roethlisberger IS fat. He's damn near Jared Lorenzen-size.

Also, yes, he's a good QB, but he's not the best. I'm sick of the ESPN media talking about why he's the best QB in the league because "he wins games, has jewelry, doesn't care about stats, etc." His TEAM wins those ****ing games. Yeah, Ben can make the play when it counts, but his defense spends the entire game covering up for the stupid plays he makes in the first half. Ben also has a running game and quite a receiving arsenal. My biggest beef with him is people are going to go "OMFG" over him tomorrow, and all I'm saying is

it's still dumb

maybe you should just stay drunk

02-02-2009, 12:31 PM

I don't think the guy is anywhere near anybody's list of all-time QB's but he's a very good QB and works well within the Steelers' system. I think he does everything that's asked of him and then some. I wouldn't hate it if he were somehow a Chief.

I think SNR is just mad that he's not a prettyboy.

Deberg_1990 · 02-02-2009, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Also, yes, he's a good QB, but he's not the best. I'm sick of the ESPN media talking about why he's the best QB in the league because "he wins games, has jewelry, doesn't care about stats, etc." His TEAM wins those ****ing games. Yeah, Ben can make the play when it counts, but his defense spends the entire game covering up for the stupid plays he makes in the first half. Ben also has a running game and quite a receiving arsenal. My biggest beef with him is people are going to go "OMFG" over him tomorrow, and all I'm saying is

Nobody is saying Big Ben is the best QB. But he works within the Pitt system very very well.

Wanna know what the Steelers were like before Big Ben?

Ask Mike Tomzack, Neil O Donnel and Kordell Stewart. They have always had the tough strong defense.

Christofire · 02-02-2009, 01:44 PM

Even if Roethlisberger is a fatty, it makes his mobility all the more impressive. He survived at least half a dozen broken-down pockets last night, and made some kind of play in most of them. I, for one, have to give him credit, even though I wanted him to lose.

Christofire · 02-02-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

People like this guy makes me feel sorry for any QB we draft...no one will ever be good enough for this fan base.

The vocal minority always makes things seem worse than they are.

**Rausch** · 02-02-2009, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christofire

Even if Roethlisberger is a fatty, it makes his mobility all the more impressive. He survived at least half a dozen broken-down pockets last night, and made some kind of play in most of them. I, for one, have to give him credit, even though I wanted him to lose.

I think he was like 8 of 9 at some point.

His job is to complete passes and move the chains not sell ****ing weight watchers diet dinners...

Tiger's Fan · 02-02-2009, 03:19 PM

Sounds like some lady needs to lay off the wine coolers, and change their rag.

ClevelandBronco · 02-02-2009, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

There, I said it. He's not "big" or "strong" or anything. He just weighs a half a ton and looks like a balloon. He's not a QB. He's just a big stupid fat ****.

Please, I want all kinds of posters to tell me how much greater he is than any Chiefs QB we ever had. Please. Tell me how this fatass has won two super bowls in his short career. Tell me how he plays to win the game, doesn't care about statistics, and is cool under pressure.

TELL ME ALL OF THIS.

This is ****ing bullshit. Ben Roethlisberger is NOT a good QB. He's big and fat and has an arm. That's it. He has a great TE, a FANTASTIC tough receiver in Ward and buttloads of talented speedsters who can stretch the field. And... oh yeah. THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE NFL. That helps too.

Go ahead and tell me why you'd take Big Ben over the guys with the flashy stats because of his success and his rings. **** that. You know what?

Give me Kurt Warner and that defense, and I'll show you MORE Super Bowls than Ben Roethlisberger, and I'll show you a team that looks good doing it. Peyton, Brady, Warner, McNabb, Cutler. I'll STILL take all of these QBs over Ben the fat ****.

Tell me why Tyler Pigpen is terrible and why Roethlisberger is great. Actually, don't. Shove it. Piss off. I'm sick of hearing about it. It's getting so I can't make a single goddamn criticism on this board about ANY player in the league without people saying, "The Chiefs are worse at that position." NO ****ING SHIT, SHERLOCK. Yeah, Roethlisberger is better than Thigpen. Who gives a shit? Put that fat ass on the Chiefs and we'll still be 2-14. Maybe even 1-15, because we wouldn't have moved to the spread and scored as many points. We'd still be running R2P2.

Ben Roethlisberger is a mediocre QB on a really good team. There. How about that?

I agree.

Johnny Vegas · 02-02-2009, 03:39 PM

Jared Lorenzen is the prime example of a fat **** QB.

**noa** · 02-02-2009, 03:44 PM

Both of Rothelisberger's passes to Santonio Holmes in the endzone on that last Steelers drive were great. It just happened that the first one went right through Holmes' hands. So then Big Ben had to make the perfect pass on the next play. Who gives a shit how tubby the guy is if he can make a pass like that with the Super Bowl on the line?

**MahiMike** · 02-02-2009, 10:11 PM

I was trying to figure out how come he didn't get sacked on that last drive and then I rembered - not even the back windshield of a car can stop him from going 80-0! Dude's tough.

RJ · 02-02-2009, 10:25 PM

I would be very happy if Ben Roethlisberger were the QB of the Kansas City Chiefs.

That is all.

02-02-2009, 02:15 AM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $-1544792	Ben Roethlisberger is a fatass There, I said it. He's not "big" or "strong" or anything. He just weighs a half a ton and looks like a balloon. He's not a QB. He's just a big stupid fat **. Please, I want all kinds of posters to tell me how much greater he is than any Chiefs QB we ever had. Please. Tell me how this fatass has won two super bowls in his short career. Tell me how he plays to win the game, doesn't care about statistics, and is cool under pressure. TELL ME ALL OF THIS. This is ing bullshit. Ben Roethlisberger is NOT a good QB. He's big and fat and has an arm. That's it. He has a great TE, a FANTASTIC tough receiver in Ward and buttloads of talented speedsters who can stretch the field. And... oh yeah. THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE NFL. That helps too. Go ahead and tell me why you'd take Big Ben over the guys with the flashy stats because of his success and his rings. that. You know what? Give me Kurt Warner and that defense, and I'll show you MORE Super Bowls than Ben Roethlisberger, and I'll show you a team that looks good doing it. Peyton, Brady, Warner, McNabb, Cutler. I'll STILL take all of these QBs over Ben the fat . Tell me why Tyler Pigpen is terrible and why Roethlisberger is great. Actually, don't. Shove it. Piss off. I'm sick of hearing about it. It's getting so I can't make a single goddamn criticism on this board about ANY player in the league without people saying, "The Chiefs are worse at that position." NO **ING SHIT, SHERLOCK. Yeah, Roethlisberger is better than Thigpen. Who gives a shit? Put that fat ass on the Chiefs and we'll still be 2-14. Maybe even 1-15, because we wouldn't have moved to the spread and scored as many points. We'd still be running R2P2. Ben Roethlisberger is a mediocre QB on a really good team. There. How about that?
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02-02-2009, 12:21 PM	#47
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $-1544792	K, well, first of all, I was drunk last night. Second of all, you guys are still all reeruns. It's like there's a gestapo on Chiefsplanet to round up the posters who are against drafting a QB in the first round. Good God, I said nothing like this. Read my lips, I. Want. KC. To. Draft. A. QB. In. The. First. Round. Mecca, you should know this for crying out **ing loud. Got it? Third, Ben Roethlisberger IS fat. He's damn near Jared Lorenzen-size. Also, yes, he's a good QB, but he's not the best. I'm sick of the ESPN media talking about why he's the best QB in the league because "he wins games, has jewelry, doesn't care about stats, etc." His TEAM wins those **ing games. Yeah, Ben can make the play when it counts, but his defense spends the entire game covering up for the stupid plays he makes in the first half. Ben also has a running game and quite a receiving arsenal. My biggest beef with him is people are going to go "OMFG" over him tomorrow, and all I'm saying is
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02-02-2009, 12:31 PM	#50
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	I don't think the guy is anywhere near anybody's list of all-time QB's but he's a very good QB and works well within the Steelers' system. I think he does everything that's asked of him and then some. I wouldn't hate it if he were somehow a Chief. I think SNR is just mad that he's not a prettyboy.
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02-02-2009, 01:44 PM	#52
Christofire Aberzombie and Fitch Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Southwest Kansas Casino cash: $10004950	Even if Roethlisberger is a fatty, it makes his mobility all the more impressive. He survived at least half a dozen broken-down pockets last night, and made some kind of play in most of them. I, for one, have to give him credit, even though I wanted him to lose.
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02-02-2009, 03:19 PM	#55
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noa Band Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $-674547	Both of Rothelisberger's passes to Santonio Holmes in the endzone on that last Steelers drive were great. It just happened that the first one went right through Holmes' hands. So then Big Ben had to make the perfect pass on the next play. Who gives a shit how tubby the guy is if he can make a pass like that with the Super Bowl on the line? __________________ Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes, well, he eats you.
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02-02-2009, 10:11 PM	#59
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02-02-2009, 10:25 PM	#60
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