Life Diagnose my coworkers illness - Page 4

**Buck** · 10-20-2009, 12:51 PM

"Look, in the plainest terms, the area around my asshole is inflating, much like water balloons, hence blocking the opening whenever I try to shit."

Discuss.

GoHuge · 10-20-2009, 03:51 PM

He may have missed the five minute warning.

RJ · 10-20-2009, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

Well he said hes had Hemorrhoids before and this is different.

He went to Urgent Care

That was wise.

JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

Well he said hes had Hemorrhoids before and this is different.

He went to Urgent Care

Just more proof that Emergency workers DO NOT GET PAID ENOUGH!

LaChapelle · 10-20-2009, 05:28 PM

Tainted toliet paper. See if he remembers if the package was already open.

JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by LaChapelle

Tainted toliet paper. See if he remembers if the package was already open.

That's gross, man. You mean, someone used it to wipe their taint, and then put it back on the roll? Eww.

Crush · 10-20-2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

That's gross, man. You mean, someone used it to wipe their taint, and then put it back on the roll? Eww.

It is more common than you think.

LaChapelle · 10-20-2009, 05:36 PM

Cayenne pepper

**bevischief** · 10-20-2009, 06:32 PM

male or female...
Posted via Mobile Device

**Bwana** · 10-20-2009, 06:34 PM

Well hell, I'll throw out crohn's disease.

Dante84 · 10-20-2009, 06:46 PM

Ahh... sounds like he's a classic victim of the ol' "Boston Red Sock."

blazzin311 · 10-20-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

i love the responses from this place lol.

I know it. Some of these are fricken priceless.

Dayze · 10-20-2009, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by blazzin311

I know it. Some of these are fricken priceless.

what I love is the 2nd post....."Gerbil Carcas".

lol.

...the 2nd mF post lol.
Well done.

88TG88 · 10-20-2009, 08:02 PM

First off, is this person male or female ?

If it's a male he's been having to much ghey sechs

if its a female tell her to stop having so much butte sechs and take it in the vag instead

**Iowanian** · 10-20-2009, 08:19 PM

Was it cold last night? Did you forget to turn on the heat lamp and all of the other pigs heaped up on top of him and gave him the Piles?

Ebolapox · 10-20-2009, 08:22 PM

herpes. that'll be 20 dollars. (/master shake)

10-20-2009, 12:51 PM
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $5920295	Diagnose my coworkers illness "Look, in the plainest terms, the area around my asshole is inflating, much like water balloons, hence blocking the opening whenever I try to shit." Discuss.
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10-20-2009, 03:51 PM	#46
GoHuge The Truth Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10006072	He may have missed the five minute warning.
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10-20-2009, 05:28 PM	#49
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Tainted toliet paper. See if he remembers if the package was already open.
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10-20-2009, 05:36 PM	#52
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Cayenne pepper
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10-20-2009, 06:32 PM	#53
bevischief .... Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Somewhere Kansas Casino cash: $7729352 VARSITY	male or female... Posted via Mobile Device
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10-20-2009, 06:34 PM	#54
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10-20-2009, 06:46 PM	#55
Dante84 Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: ATX & OPKS Casino cash: $-2098004 VARSITY	Ahh... sounds like he's a classic victim of the ol' "Boston Red Sock."
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10-20-2009, 08:02 PM	#58
88TG88 don't tell me about collage Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles Casino cash: $10009184	First off, is this person male or female ? If it's a male he's been having to much ghey sechs if its a female tell her to stop having so much butte sechs and take it in the vag instead
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10-20-2009, 08:19 PM	#59
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10-20-2009, 08:22 PM	#60
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $-1850097	herpes. that'll be 20 dollars. (/master shake)
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