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Old 10-22-2009, 05:23 PM  
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so i was high as **** last night
and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:48 PM   #46
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:11 PM   #47
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were they getting donuts there...or following you out with your munchies?
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:13 PM   #48
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:31 PM   #49
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If there's not one in the chamber, you might as well not have a gun.

I do suppose that when playing Madden Policeman you could pause life and load one, if you find yourself in that fantasy world.
These........you may as well be carrying a cordless drill in your holster without one in the tube. And I don't mean a Hitachi or Dewalt 18 volt either, I'm talkin' one of those pussy-ass 9.6 volt Black & Decker joints......
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:34 PM   #50
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:36 PM   #51
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:38 PM   #52
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:41 PM   #53
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Old 10-22-2009, 07:50 PM   #54
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Old 10-22-2009, 08:05 PM   #55
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If there's not one in the chamber, you might as well not have a gun.

I do suppose that when playing Madden Policeman you could pause life and load one, if you find yourself in that fantasy world.
Yup. Just ask Plaxico.

Seriously, how long does it take to chamber a round? Give me a break.
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Old 10-22-2009, 08:07 PM   #56
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Yup. Just ask Plaxico.

Seriously, how long does it take to chamber a round? Give me a break.
Also you have to take into account what type of fire arm you are carrying.

Is it a Glock with no safety or say a Sig or Smith with a safety.

Makes a big difference.
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Old 10-22-2009, 08:09 PM   #57
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Old 10-22-2009, 09:22 PM   #58
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Old 10-22-2009, 09:28 PM   #59
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Yup. Just ask Plaxico.

Seriously, how long does it take to chamber a round? Give me a break.
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Also you have to take into account what type of fire arm you are carrying.

Is it a Glock with no safety or say a Sig or Smith with a safety.

Makes a big difference.
i'm pretty sure he wasn't carrying a glock. it would be pretty hard to accidentally fire one even without a safety
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Old 10-22-2009, 09:33 PM   #60
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