Life The Prostitute Thread. - Page 4

teedubya · 10-26-2010, 07:51 PM

Single friend hasn't been laid since 2006. Hooker. Yes or No?

RippedmyFlesh · 10-26-2010, 10:24 PM

5 years?
Long before then I would have lost it.

He might be safer if he lowered his standards a bit rather than pay for play which today can be deadly.
But 5 years? I can't comprehend that. Long before 5 years hit I would either
A: Fly to vegas and get a legal one.
B: Kill myself
C: go to vegas get some and kill myself.
And make a movie about it starring Nicolas Cage.

**Iowanian** · 10-26-2010, 10:25 PM

and bring 7 friends(group discount)

Stinger · 10-26-2010, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

ahahha...yeah me and some other dbags in college came up with some cost benefit analysis for our economics class. Hookers came out way on top.

Does that cost extra??

RippedmyFlesh · 10-26-2010, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

and bring 7 friends(group discount)

So I wanted to post a link from a legal brothel about "group rates" but turned up empty. Apparently doesn't apply to them. But then I read this

How Do I Get There?

If you have a car, it’s easy to drive out to Pahrump, just take NV-160 west and follow the billboards (one brothel has even been known to offer a $50 gas card with the purchase of $300 worth of services). Vegas cabbies and limo drivers are also more than happy to make the drive, as they get a hefty cut of whatever you spend out there, and get to relax in a private lounge while they wait for you. Some brothels even advertise free limo service to their establishments. And if you really want to get there FAST, no matter the cost … you can charter a helicopter from Vegas to Pahrump, cutting the hour’s drive time to 20 minutes.

So if it had been 5 frickin years I get this ride

teedubya · 10-26-2010, 11:04 PM

I'm counting all of the maybes as yes, btw.

RippedmyFlesh · 10-26-2010, 11:09 PM

If they took casino cash you might be the happiest camper on CP.

Hammock Parties · 10-26-2010, 11:11 PM

This site seems to be legit.

http://www.eros-kansascity.com/secti...ty_escorts.htm

Pamela is waiting for him

**Kyle DeLexus** · 10-26-2010, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by teedubya

http://kc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...?category=4443

What percentage are cops, you have to wonder. lol

hahaha

DISCLAIMER: Donation is for time and companionship only. Anything that may occur is a matter of personal choice, and it is not contracted for, or compensated for in any matter. Any Donation made is for time spent only. I do reserve the right to decline appointments, as I deem necessary. By contacting me, you agree to all these terms and hereby agree that you are not part of any law enforcement agency using this advertisement for entrapment or for arrest. This is a contract you agree to by contacting me. Discretion is practiced in all matters of personal choice between two consenting adults. Any Donation exchanged is for legal adult personal companionship and is simply to compensate me for my time.

It's like the hookers that believe a cop has to answer yes if they ask "are you a cop?"

Hammock Parties · 10-26-2010, 11:16 PM

43 year-old Sandy is available on the cheap! Only $125!

Hammock Parties · 10-26-2010, 11:20 PM

If he's a boob man, CHESSIE has him covered...but these tits are pricey $400 an hour.

Norman Einstein · 10-26-2010, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by teedubya

I didn't say I was gonna buy the dude a hooker. Just offering it as a suggestion.

Where might one find fresh quality hookers these days?

Olongapo, Phillipines

Tylerthigpen!1! · 10-27-2010, 02:21 AM

Eff that. More important things than getting laid.

**CrazyPhuD** · 10-27-2010, 03:54 AM

This one is easy...yes definitely buy him a hooker, just make sure it's a tranny hooker. Tell him if he doesn't find his own pussy you're going to keep sending him hookers.

seclark · 10-27-2010, 07:53 AM

i know a guy that claims he goes to st. louis for a weekend every few months and gets hookers. says it's cheaper than a steady woman.(which i don't think he's ever had)

all i can say is those poor bitches earn their money w/that nasty motherf@cker.
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**Donger** · 10-27-2010, 08:01 AM

I did a four year stretch back in the day, and I never contemplated hiring a prostitute.

View Poll Results: If you hadn't been laid in 5 years, would you buy a hooker?
Yes.	53	46.90%
No.	41	36.28%
Maybe.	19	16.81%
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RippedmyFlesh Veteran Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New York Casino cash: $10005817	5 years? Long before then I would have lost it. He might be safer if he lowered his standards a bit rather than pay for play which today can be deadly. But 5 years? I can't comprehend that. Long before 5 years hit I would either A: Fly to vegas and get a legal one. B: Kill myself C: go to vegas get some and kill myself. And make a movie about it starring Nicolas Cage.
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10-26-2010, 11:20 PM	#55
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10-27-2010, 02:21 AM	#57
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10-27-2010, 03:54 AM	#58
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10-27-2010, 07:53 AM	#59
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10-27-2010, 08:01 AM	#60
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