Tips for dealing with a sister-in-law I cant stand...

[thecoffeeguy]

Seriously.
I am getting ready to leave here for vacation up to my in-laws. For the life of me, I cannot stand my wife's sister. She is a total selfish annoying bitch. The mere thought of here, or when i see her number on caller-ID instantly pisses me off.

So now that I have to deal with her for about 5 days at my in-laws for the holidays, I am trying to not get into a foul mood. It is really hard not to though.

Any thoughts and tips?

Oh ya, I have already considered ANTI-FREEZE!.

[booger]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Mine isn't bad and I posted a pic. Where's yours?

Single?

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by Hoover

I have a similar problem as I will be housing my wife's brother and his wife this holiday season. Here is how I plan to attack it.

Somewhere, Hoover's BIL is posting about how to deal with his sister's husband over the holidays.

[Pants]

Originally Posted by Hoover

I have a similar problem as I will be housing my wife's brother and his wife this holiday season. Here is how I plan to attack it.

1. Set the ground rules early.

This is my effin house and I'm not going to act differently because you happen to be here. I plan to stick to my routine.

2. Be willing to be the a$$hole.

I make a living off of being a political operative, I really don't want to get in a effin political debate over the holidays. So if you bring that $hit, I'm going in for the kill. When I get sick of this shit, I'm just going to tell you then ignore what's going on in my house. I will probably begin watching the 1500 episodes of the Family Guy that I have on my DVR. This is me giving in, they are blasting conservatives and I find it funny. If you're still a dick its your own problem.

3. My House/My Perks

Damn right I'm not going to share my expensive scotch and whisky with you. I'm also not going to tell you where I keep the can of mixed nuts.

4. If you want me cook you breakfast you need to be up when I'm in the kitchen

Sorry, this isn't a restaurant. If I'm the only one up I'm cooking something for just me and my wife. If I'm in a bad mood, I'll probably go out and get me something to eat like some casey's breakfast pizza. Then I'm going to drive through starbucks for some expensive coffee. I hate that shit, but it will be worth seeing you all envious of my cup of joe. Enjoy the crap in my coffee pot.

5. Get a start on the news years resolution

Yeah, I'm that guy. I really love peace an quiet so the holidays are not my bag. The dog and I will probably go for some nice long walks. If the weather is bad I'll be on the treadmill with my ipod. My wife is always a good cover for me, she just says, "yeah, he really gets serious about working out in the winter months. "

6. I've got work to do.

I'm never afraid of doing work on the holidays. Now I'll be social on Christmas Eve and Christmas, but that's it. If you make it impossible for me to watch a football game, I'll be in my office "working" and watching my TV in there.

Obviously the word 'hospitality' is not one you're familiar with.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

PIIHB, then use her dress to clean off.

Originally Posted by Frosty

FYP

Originally Posted by Frosty

PIIHB, then use her mouth to clean off.

FYP

[Fritz88]

I would put up with her for the sake of my wife.

[Chiefnj2]

Originally Posted by Pants

Obviously the word 'hospitality' is not one you're familiar with.

Hoover is the perfect in-law. If you sleep late, you'll never see him and you can help to yourself to whatever you want in the house since he's locked up in his office or on a long walk.

[booger]

get some of these if antifreeze isn't an option.

[Hoover]

Originally Posted by Chiefnj2

Hoover is the perfect in-law. If you sleep late, you'll never see him and you can help to yourself to whatever you want in the house since he's locked up in his office or on a long walk.

BINGO

[HemiEd]

Originally Posted by Frosty

Somewhere, Hoover's BIL is posting about how to deal with his sister's husband over the holidays.

That was my first thought, bet he is really looking forward to the visit.

[Extra Point]

Originally Posted by Fritz88

I would put up with her for the sake of my wife.

You'll have to. The trip home and your wife's MaryLu Henner-like recall will catch up and pitbull your ass, if you don't.

[InChiefsHeaven]

I dunno, my in-laws are for the most part pretty tolerable. Of course, I've been around them for 23 years, so nobody really messes with me anyway. There are a few who I only see at the holidays, and while I can totally do without them, I just pour a little more rum in my hot spicy apple cider, smile, and watch football if a problem arises.

Seriously, try not hating her. Just be nice, smile at her, say "what's up?" and then move away towards the liquor cabinet. It works for me, and after awhile, they quit seeming so bitch-like.

[Garcia Bronco]

Originally Posted by thecoffeeguy

Seriously.
I am getting ready to leave here for vacation up to my in-laws. For the life of me, I cannot stand my wife's sister. She is a total selfish annoying bitch. The mere thought of here, or when i see her number on caller-ID instantly pisses me off.

So now that I have to deal with her for about 5 days at my in-laws for the holidays, I am trying to not get into a foul mood. It is really hard not to though.

Any thoughts and tips?

Oh ya, I have already considered ANTI-FREEZE!.

Dude...put her on a pay-no-mind list. This shouldn't be hard...to be married to an American Woman you have to have no opinion on anything, anyway.

[Hoover]

Originally Posted by HemiEd

That was my first thought, bet he is really looking forward to the visit.

And I could care less.

If I had my way I would take my wife and fly someplace warm. I'm a good sport, I may not let these people into my whisky cabinet, but I do know how to entertain.

If they would rather spend $100 bucks a night on a hotel instead of staying at my house where they have their own bedroom and bathroom that fine.

I also put on one hell of spread on Christmas Eve and Christmas. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. For Christmas I basically do two different meals. I go all out, use great ingredients, and spare no expense.

Christmas this year is Turkey and Beef Wellington
I will roast some yukon golds in the oven, as well as make a potato and onion gratin.
wild rice stuffing
glazed carrots with bacon and pecans
creamed corn with leaks
Green beans with almonds
Salad with cranberry vinaigrette.
And I always go buy some great bread and wine.

Christmas Eve is more laid back. This year is Beef Stew and French Onion Soup, manicotti, shrimp scampi, and lots of other things.

I'm a great host for the two days, then I want some peace and quiet. I don't think thats being unreasonable at all. I'm just not going to let them drink my Woodford Reserve.

[Garcia Bronco]

Originally Posted by Hoover

And I could care less.

If I had my way I would take my wife and fly someplace warm. I'm a good sport, I may not let these people into my whisky cabinet, but I do know how to entertain.

If they would rather spend $100 bucks a night on a hotel instead of staying at my house where they have their own bedroom and bathroom that fine.

I also put on one hell of spread on Christmas Eve and Christmas. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. For Christmas I basically do two different meals. I go all out, use great ingredients, and spare no expense.

Christmas this year is Turkey and Beef Wellington
I will roast some yukon golds in the oven, as well as make a potato and onion gratin.
wild rice stuffing
glazed carrots with bacon and pecans
creamed corn with leaks
Green beans with almonds
Salad with cranberry vinaigrette.
And I always go buy some great bread and wine.

Christmas Eve is more laid back. This year is Beef Stew and French Onion Soup, manicotti, shrimp scampi, and lots of other things.

I'm a great host for the two days, then I want some peace and quiet. I don't think thats being unreasonable at all. I'm just not going to let them drink my Woodford Reserve.

See...you'd want me as your brother-in-law. There is no way I'd let some asshole bash cons in your house. I'd bring the expensive scotch and I'd make you ****in breakfast.

[WebGem]

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