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WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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just for valentine's day, I won't **** my girlfriends today....
my wife is appreciative and will (hopefully) reciprocate. by not ****ing her boyfriends. |
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Supporter
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The Crazys of Montana
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MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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wife surprised me w/a chiefs 60 can cooler on wheels.
i'll run by the cemetery on the way home and pick her up some flowers. sec
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Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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Nothing.
3rd date will be this Saturday.
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Don't tread on me.
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Where the peaches grow
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The Constitutional Choo choo
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: homeof43conferencetitles
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I dnt have a girlfriend. but I did get the cutest hand made lil card from my lil 8 year old daughter.
Plus a hug ,choke & growl ,growl,growl. :-) |
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The man you could post like.
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
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Excellent post, Mr. Superturtle. Not because it is interesting, or even funny.
Nope. That is an excellent post because it gives me a great idea. I believe I shall start an Amish rock band. I don't know any Amish dudes ... or any Amishettes, for that matter. But that is a minor detail. I can round up some dudes who can dress up as Amish dudes. So, all we'll need are hats and overalls and we'll need to remove the buttons from our amplifiers and guitars. The band will need a name, of course. Maybe, "The Men 'O Nights". Also, we'll need a set list. I'm thinking some retro songs. Stuff from the '60s and '70s, maybe. Any ideas on this would be most helpful. "Hay, Joe.", "A Horse With No Mane", "Heck Raiser", "Tied To The Hitchin' Post", "Barn To Be Wild" ... those might be good. FAX |
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Damnit Peg
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Overland Park
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**** off Valentines Day!
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Veteran
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Olathe, KS
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All I ask for on this most wretched of days is that I keep my streak alive and make it 11 years running that I have not made a complete, total, utter, pitiful fool of myself. Ladies, get your Valentines junk elsewhere!
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MVP
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
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wifey and I went to McKormick and Schmick on the Plaaaaaza last night. Had some raw oysters and seared ahi for apetizer. she had scallops that were totally awesome, and I had chilean seabass (kick his ass) in Udon noodles and miso broth. Washed it down with a few dirty martinis and finished with the chocolate bag. Now back to normal eating. Fantasitc dinner though,.
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You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Two things.
1. I have had my car for three years today. 2. I just settled a matter that gets anything to do with an ex 100% out of my life. Happy Valentine's Day to me! |
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Girlfriends: My wife doesn't let me have girlfriends. She's funny that way. Boyfriends: I don't like boys in that way. Gay Lovers: Gay, like, you mean they're really happy go lucky??? Animal Types: My kitties love me as long as I feed them everyday. Happy VD to all the CP! |
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Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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