Life You ever have a pen-pal from prison? - Page 4

Msmith · 03:06 PM

I came across this web site: http://www.writeaprisoner.com/homepage.aspx where people can have correspondence with inmates. By clicking each inmate's profile, you can read the self description and the incarceration information. Some are fairly straight forward and some do show remorse. But many of the them, just by description alone, will make you think you will meet a great human being: compassionate, fun loving, loyal, honest... until you read the crimes that they committed.

For example, inmate x-29585 will be doing at least 10 years for robbery.

Another inmate 15064568 is there for murder. She committed the crime when she was 16.

This one is for life.

There are quite a few of hunky looking male inmates state that they want female companionship.

How do you judge each inmate? By the past crime one committed? the wordings in the self-description? or the look?

**Rain Man** · 06-03-2011, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

The last thing I look for in a girl is a talent for fleeing and evading.

I mean, that's below favorite color.

FAX

I dunno if I agree. Fleeing and evading brings to mind flowing hair and a lithe, agile body. Playing hard to get makes one more desirable, even if it's hard to get with cops.

4th and Long · 06-03-2011, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Oh, come on. She's pleasant. And you know she'll have great prison stories.

You wear glasses, don't you? Time to get that prescription check, Kev.

FAX · 06-03-2011, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I dunno if I agree. Fleeing and evading brings to mind flowing hair and a lithe, agile body. Playing hard to get makes one more desirable, even if it's hard to get with cops.

Well, to each his own I suppose, Mr. Rain Man.

But, I once knew a girl who excelled in fleeing and evading. Every time I went over to her apartment she would be hiding behind the couch or under the bed.

Sure, she had flowing hair and a lithe, agile body, but it was all covered with dust bunnies.

FAX

**Rain Man** · 06-03-2011, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

You wear glasses, don't you? Time to get that prescription check, Kev.

She's just being low-key in prison to avoid lesbian rape by the sadistic warden. Recall that a key skill of hers is fleeing and evading. You get her out into the world with an ankle bracelet that prevents her from fleeing or evading, and she'll clean up quite nicely.

**Rain Man** · 06-03-2011, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

Well, to each his own I suppose, Mr. Rain Man.

But, I once knew a girl who excelled in fleeing and evading. Every time I went over to her apartment she would be hiding behind the couch or under the bed.

Sure, she had flowing hair and a lithe, agile body, but it was all covered with dust bunnies.

FAX

The thrill of the hunt is the fun part, I would think. Much better than prison-dating an arsonist where you can just follow the smell of gasoline.

Fish · 06-04-2011, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

I don't know.... she'd go camping with you and clean the shit out of your house.... And it would be easy too. First date... rock concert. Boom. Besides, she's hot when I take my glasses off.. .

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I love going on country drives with the music up and windows down. I also love camping, fishing or just being outdoors in nature period. Music is something I’m definitely passionate about although I have never been to a concert. I know this sounds crazy but I love keeping house. I really miss it, honestly. I am outgoing, down to earth and compassionate.

Over-Head · 06-04-2011, 05:20 AM

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-303447

Other than the fear of never waking up , shes kinda hot

**Easy 6** · 06-04-2011, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by UL Washington

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-332221

This chick got 8 years in SC for "Lynching"

An honest to God UL Washington sighting! i was already thinking this thread was a real dinger... but now i know.

**Easy 6** · 06-05-2011, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Msmith

For example, inmate x-29585 will be doing at least 10 years for robbery.

Man, this stuff is so pungent, its better than that weird fruit Anthony Bourdain eats in Asia that smells like pure ass.

'living in a gated community' lol, breathlessly waiting to do every single one of those terribly romantic things any man could ever possibly dream of... but if you ever, ever try to throw me out of your house I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL WRECK YOUR CORVETTE YOU *shriek* BASTARD! I'VE GOT BAD FRIENDS N I'LL CALL'EM *shriek* MOTHER****ER!

Pushead2 · 06-05-2011, 04:10 AM

this shit is hysterical lol....

Okie_Apparition · 06-05-2011, 05:08 AM

If they are allowed writing instruments, whats the point? We need hardcore prisoners to learn from

Msmith · 06-05-2011, 07:58 AM

Did someone else write for some of these inmates? It seems a lot of descriptions look the same style.

Stewie · 06-05-2011, 08:13 AM

How does someone get three years for "harassment?"

Over-Head · 06-05-2011, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

How does someone get three years for "harassment?"

Wheel of fortune Judge, spin to win

**Iowanian** · 06-05-2011, 11:36 AM

My brother and his unit during his first tour in the desert all had female prison-penpals.

He shared some of them...Hilarious.

Surprisingly, most of the broads were working an angle, wanting to get married to them pretty quickly.

06-03-2011, 01:53 PM
Msmith Veteran Join Date: Jan 2004 Casino cash: $8138035	You ever have a pen-pal from prison? I came across this web site: http://www.writeaprisoner.com/homepage.aspx where people can have correspondence with inmates. By clicking each inmate's profile, you can read the self description and the incarceration information. Some are fairly straight forward and some do show remorse. But many of the them, just by description alone, will make you think you will meet a great human being: compassionate, fun loving, loyal, honest... until you read the crimes that they committed. For example, inmate x-29585 will be doing at least 10 years for robbery. Another inmate 15064568 is there for murder. She committed the crime when she was 16. This one is for life. There are quite a few of hunky looking male inmates state that they want female companionship. How do you judge each inmate? By the past crime one committed? the wordings in the self-description? or the look? Last edited by Msmith; 06-03-2011 at 03:06 PM..
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