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lcarus · 08-30-2011, 10:24 AM

Seriously, this big ass white cat we have basically lives outside. Seems the body count is growing and growing. Squirrels, rabbits, birds, mice. There was a squirrel bigger than the cat, one of those big red ones, laying in our driveway missing its head. At first it was no big deal and normal. Pretty funny actually. Now everywhere I turn, there's a new dead animal somewhere on my property. I know cats like to kill..but jesus christ. This is getting out of hand.

Sucky · 08-30-2011, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

Seriously, this big ass white cat we have basically lives outside. Seems the body count is growing and growing. Squirrels, rabbits, birds, mice. There was a squirrel bigger than the cat, one of those big red ones, laying in our driveway missing its head. At first it was no big deal and normal. Pretty funny actually. Now everywhere I turn, there's a new dead animal somewhere on my property. I know cats like to kill..but jesus christ. This is getting out of hand.

Wow lol. MY cat is the complete opposite. She gets scared of birds for heavens sake.

**bevischief** · 08-30-2011, 03:16 PM

I don't see a problem yet...

**CrazyPhuD** · 08-30-2011, 04:15 PM

Sounds like someone needs to learn how to make some squirrel gumbo.

Backwards Masking · 08-30-2011, 04:37 PM

My parents have a big fat all white male cat they inherited from an uncle. He's ferocious as all get out, he kills everything too. It seems like most all white male cats are huge, nature seems to give them extra size to make up for the fact that they're sitting ducks.

Sassy Squatch · 08-30-2011, 04:38 PM

http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

This should help you.

BillSelfsTrophycase · 08-30-2011, 04:39 PM

Chuck Norris cat being himself

What's the problem again?

WV · 08-30-2011, 04:55 PM

You do realize he's just practicing for the bigger prize.................you!!

Cats do eat things head first, so for heavens sakes put a hat on your giant melon!

**Bwana** · 08-30-2011, 07:30 PM

That's all good, but tell him to stay away from eagles.

Simply Red · 08-30-2011, 07:48 PM

My girlfriend has a cat like this - his name is Morris (go figure) -- One time i was out in her garage taking a shed break. Morris was disturbed that i was standing where i was standing - i moved this crate he was staring at and there was a wounded Muskrat. The beheading of squirrels is another family favorite to witness - God he even killed a little bunny. He's been murdering for years, he DID get bit by a snake over the summer though and evidently pwned pretty hard.

aturnis · 08-30-2011, 08:36 PM

Is this your cat?

08-30-2011, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

He's nice to humans and he only comes in to eat and drink, then he's ready to go back outside on a killing spree. I just wish he'd learn to bury his prey or something.

Stop feeding the cat. He doesn't need your food. If he learns to eat what he catches then he'll only kill what he wants to eat.

Regards,

Cat Whisperer

Al Bundy · 08-30-2011, 08:48 PM

Next thing ya know your cat will be at some bar, with some football players and put his paw up some chicks skirt.

08-30-2011, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Prowl

Next thing ya know your cat will be at some bar, with some football players and put his paw up some chicks skirt.

I'm going to be on my deathbed in 30 years and ChiefsPlanet n00bs are still going to be cracking me about this.

Frazod · 08-30-2011, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I'm going to be on my deathbed in 30 years and ChiefsPlanet n00bs are still going to be cracking me about this.

Shoot up your kitchen and post about it. That should deflect some of the heat.

lcarus · 08-30-2011, 11:19 PM

Also, just wanted to add - my brother and I wanted to give our cat and my brothers wifes cat human names. The white murderous cat we named Bill and the other small female cat is named Beverly. So you can imagine what strangers thought when they overheard me telling my brother "Yeah you should have seen Bill today. He went apeshit on a bunny in the driveway and bit its head off. Then Beverly walked over and started licking the blood off the pavement."

08-30-2011, 10:24 AM
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $-2049887	Our cat is murdering at an alarming rate Seriously, this big ass white cat we have basically lives outside. Seems the body count is growing and growing. Squirrels, rabbits, birds, mice. There was a squirrel bigger than the cat, one of those big red ones, laying in our driveway missing its head. At first it was no big deal and normal. Pretty funny actually. Now everywhere I turn, there's a new dead animal somewhere on my property. I know cats like to kill..but jesus christ. This is getting out of hand.
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08-30-2011, 03:16 PM	#47
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08-30-2011, 04:37 PM	#49
Backwards Masking Bustle in your hedgerow? Join Date: May 2011 Location: NOT Missouri Casino cash: $10004900	My parents have a big fat all white male cat they inherited from an uncle. He's ferocious as all get out, he kills everything too. It seems like most all white male cats are huge, nature seems to give them extra size to make up for the fact that they're sitting ducks.
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08-30-2011, 04:38 PM	#50
Sassy Squatch The man you could post like. Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $-1550345	http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php This should help you.
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08-30-2011, 04:39 PM	#51
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08-30-2011, 07:48 PM	#54
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	My girlfriend has a cat like this - his name is Morris (go figure) -- One time i was out in her garage taking a shed break. Morris was disturbed that i was standing where i was standing - i moved this crate he was staring at and there was a wounded Muskrat. The beheading of squirrels is another family favorite to witness - God he even killed a little bunny. He's been murdering for years, he DID get bit by a snake over the summer though and evidently pwned pretty hard.
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08-30-2011, 08:36 PM	#55
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08-30-2011, 11:19 PM	#60
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $-2049887	Also, just wanted to add - my brother and I wanted to give our cat and my brothers wifes cat human names. The white murderous cat we named Bill and the other small female cat is named Beverly. So you can imagine what strangers thought when they overheard me telling my brother "Yeah you should have seen Bill today. He went apeshit on a bunny in the driveway and bit its head off. Then Beverly walked over and started licking the blood off the pavement."
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