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Old 04-12-2012, 03:51 AM  
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7 acres pasture land...what to do with it?

CP-no whore houses, wife wouldn't like it and no pigs, hog farmer wounldn't like it (no pig semen for me)

Since the horses died 3 yrs ago, its been used for broumgh grass. We make about $200 after fertilzer etc.

From another thread, use 1/2 acre for 4wd R/C cars for fun. Use the other "strip" for R/C landing zone.

The rest ..what about making a Paint Ball Areana? Build some burms, some rough cinder block buildings, 55g barrels around, dig ditches, throw in some big logs??

Gotta do something with the land. And no, a dumb city boy, no cattle!!

Need to do something with the land to make some money.

thoughts?

And Ostrigas/lammas/organic gardens/vinyard/whorehouses/and pigs are out too All are too much work.

Paint ball fights/plane landings/4wd cars are not.

Other genious ideas?

Outta have Rainman make a poll.

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Old 04-12-2012, 08:31 AM   #46
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i do question his sense at times, like when he schedules an event on the first weekend of rifle-deer season.
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No kidding? Talk about bringing a paintball to a gun fight.
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:31 AM   #47
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:32 AM   #48
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Human, Pet, or Zombie Farm?
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:38 AM   #49
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No kidding? Talk about bringing a paintball to a gun fight.
i know...i sat in my blind and watched a 10 point buck just stand there in the brush, watching them shoot at each other.
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:46 AM   #50
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Old 04-12-2012, 08:53 AM   #51
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:12 AM   #52
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I would be interested in buying it if you could deliver it to the Denver area.

Has anyone suggested building a doomsday bunker and selling slots in it?
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:22 AM   #53
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I think you already know this, but seven acres in the middle of nowhere--especially if it is basically in your backyard--isn't going to yield a whole lot of money with the ideas you have so far. Two towns 20 miles away with 5K folks aren't going to pay for the costs of the paintball idea; if you want that for your own enjoyment, then go ahead and do it. But if you are expecting to actually make some money after landscaping changes, paintball equipment, liability insurance and possible rezoning of your land and the increased taxes from that, you're only kidding yourself.

Getting $200/year after herbacides, insecticides and fertilizer for brome on seven acres sounds like a good deal especially since you aren't doing any of the work. A plot that small is usually too small for anyone to waste their time any more.

If you want to put in a little effort, you could start a small "sustainable farm" and make a killing with it. Real, organic food commands a premium these days. Check out these guys:

http://theurbanfarmingguys.com/

They are actually based in KC so it really shouldn't be too hard to go and see what they are doing in person. If the stuff they do works in the inner city, it certainly can be done in the boonies.
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:35 AM   #54
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:44 AM   #55
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:48 AM   #56
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Old 04-12-2012, 09:55 AM   #57
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:07 AM   #58
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yeah, piss on the driving range suggestion. my son brings his friends down and they wack golf balls all over the yard and never pick them all up. i run over them w/the mower and all kinds of hell breaks loose.
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Old 04-12-2012, 10:14 AM   #60
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Shooting range?

I've always thought that people would pay good money to participate in a "Top Shot" type weekend. Build a little cabin that sleeps like5 or 6, and plan shooting competitions with guns people don't really ever get to shoot. Something like that would be different,and I for one would be interested in something like that. Heck, it could just be for a day thing too, no need for lodging. I just think it would be pretty kick ass.
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