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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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No kidding? Talk about bringing a paintball to a gun fight.
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Pissed off now Joboo
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: On my wife's $hitlist
Casino cash: $1091665
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cemetery?
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
Casino cash: $-410100
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i know...i sat in my blind and watched a 10 point buck just stand there in the brush, watching them shoot at each other.
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Quit your bullshit
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Bored of winning
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Build a gourmet cupcake store, a self-serve frozen yogurt shop, a nail salon, a taekwondo dojo, a nail salon, a gourmet burger joint, and a bar with a patio for cougars to congregate. You'll need an enormous parking lot for all of the minivans and SUVs full of Johnson County housewives who will make the pilgrimage.
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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x-mas trees and pumpkin patch?
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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I would be interested in buying it if you could deliver it to the Denver area.
Has anyone suggested building a doomsday bunker and selling slots in it?
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Sexiest Athlete
Join Date: Apr 2001
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I think you already know this, but seven acres in the middle of nowhere--especially if it is basically in your backyard--isn't going to yield a whole lot of money with the ideas you have so far. Two towns 20 miles away with 5K folks aren't going to pay for the costs of the paintball idea; if you want that for your own enjoyment, then go ahead and do it. But if you are expecting to actually make some money after landscaping changes, paintball equipment, liability insurance and possible rezoning of your land and the increased taxes from that, you're only kidding yourself.
Getting $200/year after herbacides, insecticides and fertilizer for brome on seven acres sounds like a good deal especially since you aren't doing any of the work. A plot that small is usually too small for anyone to waste their time any more. If you want to put in a little effort, you could start a small "sustainable farm" and make a killing with it. Real, organic food commands a premium these days. Check out these guys: http://theurbanfarmingguys.com/ They are actually based in KC so it really shouldn't be too hard to go and see what they are doing in person. If the stuff they do works in the inner city, it certainly can be done in the boonies. |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Driving range?
Pumpkin or water melon patch? Corn maze...... |
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
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UFO viewing station. Build a 10-foot deck and charge visitors $5 to stand on it. Then put an overpriced snow cone stand at the base of it.
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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a Mountain Climbing Academy/School.
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Missouri
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From what I saw last week, the female population in your area is in dire need of a fitness center. Do the men in your area a favor and find a way to make bitches do work... while paying you for the experience.
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
Casino cash: $-410100
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yeah, piss on the driving range suggestion. my son brings his friends down and they wack golf balls all over the yard and never pick them all up. i run over them w/the mower and all kinds of hell breaks loose.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: NYC
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grow weed.
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Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Omaha, Nebraska
Casino cash: $545437
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Shooting range?
I've always thought that people would pay good money to participate in a "Top Shot" type weekend. Build a little cabin that sleeps like5 or 6, and plan shooting competitions with guns people don't really ever get to shoot. Something like that would be different,and I for one would be interested in something like that. Heck, it could just be for a day thing too, no need for lodging. I just think it would be pretty kick ass.
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