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Caralho
Join Date: Sep 2011
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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She got it bad alright
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Quit your bullshit
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Bored of winning
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If I were him and had a chick that looked like her, I'd get down on my nubs every night and thank God.
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Did you hear what I said?
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Heh. Latest story has him claiming it was a case of mistaken identity. Accidently shot her thinking she was an intruder. Apparently there's been a rash of smoking-hot blonde supermodels burglarizing South African homes lately.
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
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If one of them broke in, I think I would choose to subdue her rather than shooting.
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Quit your bullshit
Join Date: Jul 2005
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I might not shoot her full of holes, but I'd happily shoot her holes full.
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Fantastic Planeteer
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Champaign, IL
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Glad the police sprang to action.
"Poor little ting-ting." |
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Everybody Lies.
Join Date: Aug 2010
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This guy's a cheater anyway. In fact, I think I'm gonna get my legs replaced with a big pogo stick and win a gold medal in high jumping. Or maybe get them replaced with a speedboat and smoke Phelps.
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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I wonder if he was wearing Bruno Magli blades.
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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She was a replicant wasn't she?
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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he probalby wanted to stump her to the curb, but she wouldn't listen.
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I don't think this is what he needed to do to get a leg up on the competition.
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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the good news is can shave his work out times in half:
Mondays - Back and Biceps Tuesdays - Chest and Triceps Wednesdays - Legs (N/A)
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Still Lurking
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: East Texas
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"He is more machine now than man, twisted and evil"
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. ....but mostly just chew bubble gum"
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