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Old 03-23-2015, 10:41 AM   #1
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Virgin birth.
It is possible he was conceived by the midichlorians themselves. But in order for that to be true, you'd have to buy into prequel nonsense...
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Old 03-22-2015, 11:33 AM   #2
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Captain Jean Luc Piccard of course.
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Old 03-22-2015, 11:35 AM   #3
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No one. He was assembled in a shiny, metal container full of used pinball machine parts.
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Old 03-22-2015, 12:59 PM   #4
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Daru's lineage is traced back to pre-feudal Japan.

An eight headed and eight tailed dragon meant to devour the 8th daughter of a Japanese family.

The Shinto god of sea and storm, Susanoo, who had recently been exiled from Heaven for betraying his sister, the sun god, was so taken by the young woman's beauty that he offered to slay the serpent in exchange for her hand in marriage.

The serpent was slayed after a tremendous battle, with Susanoo losing many of his holy artifacts, shield and sword included, but he had won his bride.

As payment for his betrayal in heaven, his wife was given a son, but was of the sostorm god and his sister's blood. In shame, his wife took her own life, but the son was born and the lineage of Daru started...

The short version - he comes from inbreeding
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Old 03-22-2015, 04:25 PM   #5
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OK what the **** did I miss? Who is Daru?
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Old 03-22-2015, 04:26 PM   #6
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OK what the **** did I miss? Who is Daru?
Maybe it's Red. He's mysteriously missing.
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Old 03-22-2015, 04:26 PM   #7
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I thought Daru was that alien Scientologists worship.
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Old 03-22-2015, 04:46 PM   #8
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I thought Daru was that alien Scientologists worship.
Xenu.
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Old 03-22-2015, 04:52 PM   #9
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Xenu.
Oh.
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Old 03-22-2015, 04:54 PM   #10
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Old 03-23-2015, 12:05 AM   #11
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Surely his bloodline is not that of mortals.

He is one of the Hindu Gods. (Suck it Dave Lane)

I bet he can reach into a bitches chest real slow and pull out a beating heart.

"Um gum shibai Um gum shibai Um gum shibai"
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Old 03-23-2015, 12:27 AM   #12
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Surely his bloodline is not that of mortals.

He is one of the Hindu Gods. (Suck it Dave Lane)

I bet he can reach into a bitches chest real slow and pull out a beating heart.

"Um gum shibai Um gum shibai Um gum shibai"
Not sure why but I LOL'ed...
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Old 03-23-2015, 10:49 AM   #13
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