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49ers hire John Lynch as GM. Not kidding.
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Shaken. Not stirred.
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Holy crap! Lunacy
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Abolish The Salary Cap!
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In BB I trust
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Completely bizarre.
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No Keys, No Problem
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In BB I trust
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How is he QUALIFIED? He has not a single minute of experience, so far as I know, dealing with scouts, scouting, agents (from the team side), contracts, team organization, team building, drafting, analyzing free agents, making roster decisions, salary cap management or anything at all relating to the management of a football team.
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Each and every year, going back at least a decade, Chiefs fans have churned out considerably better "mock drafts" than the "professionals. Lynch wasn't hired as a CPA or lawyer or genetic scientist. He wasn't hired as a criminologist or as the CEO of NASA. He's the GM of a ****ing football team. He's a lucky bastard. |
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In BB I trust
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Nobody cares if teh Niners suck, but let's be honest, this guy just isn't qualified. Maybe he'll do well, but it'd be shocking as hell. He's never done ANY of this stuff before. I mean, seriously -- they basically just picked a random good former NFL player and put him in charge of their football operations, and that seems perfectly ok with you?
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Immanentize The Eschaton
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In Search of a Life
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In Search of a Life
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Matt Millen failed because he was learning a lot of these small things right away and made simple mistakes experienced GMs wouldn't make. Hell, time and time and time again ultra-experienced personnel guys like Pioli, Savage, Farmer, and Kokinos fail and fail hard. It's not an easy job. I'm sure he'll do fine drafting players. But how will he negotiate a trade deal, how will he discipline players and coaches, how will he respond to a PR crisis. It would be different if you're pairing him with Andy Reid or Bellichick. But he's paired with a head coach who's too raw to have all the answers himself. |
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Oh, wait. It didn't work at all.
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Sprinkle in some Mahomes
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Debartalos nephew is a reerun.
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Sprinkle in some Mahomes
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Shit, I might have gotten a second interview on that gig.
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