Let’s talk about the Texans

[RunKC]

We’re back! Our favorite football team, the world champion Kansas City Chiefs, have a football game in less than 10 days!

Our foe is familiar. They’re coming in with wrecked pride and mashed vaginas due to Mahomes eviceration, but they look different this time. And their safety said it would be different this time!

Like everyone else, the Texans have tried copying our model. They got rid of an elite receiver to bring in Brandin Cooks and his concussions, but provided he can still be the same guy, that gives the Texans 3 top receivers with 4.3 speed in Fuller, Cooks and Stills. Randall Cobb is a nice vet as 4th receiver and David Johnson now works for wanna Hoodie, so maybe he can recharge his once promising career?

Their weapons will probably be the toughest thing about them and it should be fun to see what Spags does to counter.

Their defense is still terrible. Sure JJ Watt will probably be a problem at times. Give him credit, it’s the beginning of the season and he will be a force until the 3rd quarter when he inevitably gets sent to the hospital again to end his season.

The best part about this defense is not that their secondary is basically the same terrible secondary that we scored on at will. It’s not that our old friend Phillip Gaines is still there. No they had to do us one better!

Guess who their starting safety is per ourlads? Eric ****ing Murray!

This game should be a fun offensive battle but I foresee us putting at least 45 on these guys. Clyde the Glyde is gonna take off and we’re going to win!

[RunKC]

Poor Lonnie Johnson got obliterated by Kelce. I don’t think he was able to cover him successfully one time. Reid got owned too. Gaines was torched. Roby was the only one who was able to make even one decent play but still got torched by Tyreek.

Now Eric Murray is starting for them?

We dropping at least 40 on these fools

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by RunKC

Poor Lonnie Johnson got obliterated by Kelce. I don’t think he was able to cover him successfully one time. Reid got owned too. Gaines was torched. Roby was the only one who was able to make even one decent play but still got torched by Tyreek.

Now Eric Murray is starting for them?

We dropping at least 40 on these fools

Yeah I'm sorry but absolutely nobody on that team can guard Hill, Kelce, and Edwards-Helaire.

And even if you can, Mahomes will roast you anyway.

[Bill Brasky]

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Texans will be fired up and out for revenge.

Lack of preseason will hurt both teams. But I think the Texans come in and steal one from the Chiefs.

Texans 27

Chiefs 24

This team will average 35 points a game when the smoke clears. Bad take.

[Bill Brasky]

Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19

Here’s a little clip of local Houston radio guys basically talking about how they have zero confidence in being able to slow KC down: https://youtu.be/2S5n3MXRDDI

But they detail their defensive personnel in-depth, it’s a decent watch.

Fantastic discussion. It's interesting how doom and gloom they sound about the defense. If they do end up dropping 7 DB's, CEH is going to explode.

[Halfcan]

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Texans will be fired up and out for revenge.

Lack of preseason will hurt both teams. But I think the Texans come in and steal one from the Chiefs.

Texans 27

Chiefs 24

Nice reverse mojo parady post.

[Kiimo]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

Yeah I'm sorry but absolutely nobody on that team can guard Hill, Kelce, and Edwards-Helaire.

And even if you can, Mahomes will roast you anyway.

and after you put your best guys on Hill, Kelce and CEH what you're left with is Eric Murray trying to keep up with Mecole Hardman and just lololol

I'm starting Hardman week 1

[crispystl]

Originally Posted by JakeF

It's going to come down to our Oline against their Dline.

It’s going to come down to Mahomes against Watson. We win.


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[ChiefBlueCFC]

24-0 you air guitar playing bitches, lets ****in talk about it

[smithandrew051]

42-10 Chiefs

[el borracho]

64-13 Chiefs

Edwards-Helaire scores 4 touchdowns (2 rushing, 2 receiving) and Mahomes scores 6 touchdowns (5 passing, 1 rushing). Texans get lucky on a broken play in the first quarter and then manage two field goals the rest of the game.

[big nasty kcnut]

45-0 chiefs! This time we crush them so hard their family will have to come to kc to id the bodies!

[Shoes]

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Texans will be fired up and out for revenge.

Lack of preseason will hurt both teams. But I think the Texans come in and steal one from the Chiefs.

Texans 27

Chiefs 24

I think a more fair statement regarding the lack of preseason is that teams with new regimes or new players will be impacted the most- neither of those apply to the Chiefs.

The Chiefs who are returning the vast majority of their starters on both sides of the ball with one of the most veteran head coaches in the NFL in my opinion will be impacted much less than most teams in the NFL. Anyways you're opinion is quite the hot take, I won't berate you but I don't think the Texans will be able to hang with the Chiefs based on emotion alone.

Chiefs 37
Texans 24

[dlphg9]

42 - 9 Chiefs

Clyde will have 250+ yds from scrimmage

Mahomes will 400+ yards and 5 TDs

[smithandrew051]

I could see CEH having a Kareem Hunt-esque debut

[Bill Brasky]

All this CEH talk is gettin' me horny. Is it ****ing game time yet??