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Old 06-28-2022, 04:11 PM   #1
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Bold move.

Did she tell you her other guy loves to slam those hams?


You committed for better or worse. Offer to walk with her
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Old 06-28-2022, 04:11 PM   #2
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It was a thread like that that caused MahiMike lots of issues. Well done. I’ll be back from Jamaica in 12 days, if she hasn’t dropped the pounds by then, send her my way.
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Old 06-28-2022, 04:15 PM   #3
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Needed to drop 20 lbs lastnight,

Lets just say I did not sleep in our bed.
Bad move.

If you made her sleep downstairs that'd at least be some extra exercise for her...
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Old 06-28-2022, 04:23 PM   #4
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Bad move.

If you made her sleep downstairs that'd at least be some extra exercise for her...
Omg!!!
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Old 06-28-2022, 05:05 PM   #5
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Old 06-28-2022, 05:35 PM   #6
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I'm not sure why women think they can get fat. I was 192 lbs when I was 22. I'm 185 lbs now. Its really not hard.
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Old 06-28-2022, 05:38 PM   #7
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I'm not sure why women think they can get fat. I was 192 lbs when I was 22. I'm 185 lbs now. Its really not hard.
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Old 06-28-2022, 05:47 PM   #8
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Old 06-28-2022, 05:57 PM   #9
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Old 06-28-2022, 07:44 PM   #10
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All I have to do is start working out, and my wife takes the hint.

Her problem is that I can drop .5 to 1 pound a day because I go all-in. She half-asses it and gets discouraged.
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Old 06-28-2022, 10:23 PM   #11
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One day years ago the wife and I were at the grocery store after work. Now I should point out that my wife is not generally the bitchy sort (certainly not nearly as bitchy as she should be being married to me ), but she was raging that day. Normally I'm the one wanting to get out of the store quickly, but she was ranting nonstop (I'm tired, I'm hungry, hurry up, we can get this shit later, waaaa). Finally I turned to her and said "Live off the fat in your ass for half an hour." When I said it, a guy passing in the aisle cracked up laughing and absolutely lost his shit - ran his cart into a display of cans, and cans went everywhere. That cracked me up, and I started laughing, he was still laughing, and well, I learned that day that the wife can hit pretty damned hard if properly motived.
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Old 06-28-2022, 10:58 PM   #12
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Old 06-28-2022, 11:02 PM   #13
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Years ago, I told my girlfriend in a roundabout way that she could stand to lose a few lbs. Poor girl went on a 400 calorie diet until she was damn near too skinny.

Had a cute girl who would take a bullet for me and I walked away. The dumb decisions we make in our 20s.
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Old 06-28-2022, 11:08 PM   #14
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Years ago, I told my girlfriend in a roundabout way that she could stand to lose a few lbs. Poor girl went on a 400 calorie diet until she was damn near too skinny.

Had a cute girl who would take a bullet for me and I walked away. The dumb decisions we make in our 20s.
Sounds like you were secretly gay
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Old 06-28-2022, 11:31 PM   #15
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Sounds like you were secretly gay
I can confidently say I’ve never had a homosexual desire in my life.
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