**Vinnie Pasquantino MLB Debut Gameday Thread [TEX (Gray) -145 @ KC (Heasley) +135]

[Vladimir_Kyrilytch]

News became official on June 27, 2022 that Vinnie Pasquantino was being called up

He makes his debut today, June 28, 2022, batting 6th. As is tradition on CP when a potential future hall-of-famer gets called up and makes his debut, a game thread must be made. First came Witt Jr., then Melendez, now the VP of major league baseball is here and here to stay.

Pitching:

John Gray (RHP) TEX @ Jonathan Heasley (RHP) KC
Lineups:

TEX (35-37)
1. Josh Smith
2. Corey Seager
3. Marcus Semien
4. Kole Calhoun
5. Adolis Garcia
6. Nathaniel Lowe (Josh's older brother)
7. Jonah Heim
8. Brad Miller
9. Steven Duggar

KC (26-46)
1. Whit Merrifield
2. Andrew Benintendi
3. Bobby Witt Jr.
4. MJ Melendez
5. Hunter Dozier
6. VINNIE PASQUANTINO
7. Michael A Taylor
8. Kyle Isbel
9. Nicky Lopez

First pitch is 8:10 Eastern

[Vladimir_Kyrilytch]

Originally Posted by cosmo20002

Lee's Summit was actually named after someone with the last name "Lea." Someone misspelled it on some signs, and they just said, "**** it" and stuck with the misspelled name. That's how they do things in Missouri.

I come here for the Chiefs discourse but I stay for the interesting education!

[Vladimir_Kyrilytch]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

It was named for Lee Greenwood who’s damn proud to be an American, you commie Nazi socialist liberal

Lee Greenwood? Was he a skirmish commander during the Civil War out there in Missouri? I heard as many as dozens of people were involved with those conflicts.

[Vladimir_Kyrilytch]

I almost got this thread DC'd. I take it all back. I'm mad that the Royals aren't as competitive as I wanted them to be and so I take it out on bearcat. I apologize.

[Prison Bitch]

Originally Posted by Vladimir_Kyrilytch

Lee Greenwood? Was he a skirmish commander during the Civil War out there in Missouri? I heard as many as dozens of people were involved with those conflicts.

He was a Confederate General who weote “I’m proud to be an American”, which is odd given he tried to secede from America

He also fondled Betsy Ross when she stitched Old Gkory and became the first scalp of #meToo movement

[Vladimir_Kyrilytch]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

He was a Confederate General who weote “I’m proud to be an American”, which is odd given he tried to secede from America

He also fondled Betsy Ross when she stitched Old Gkory and became the first scalp of #meToo movement

Fair enough PB. This Lee you speak of ain't no Robert E, but as long as we can agree on that, we can get along.

Would you believe me if I told you I'm a genetic descendant of the actual Robert E Lee?

[Prison Bitch]

I would fondle you while you stitched

[Vladimir_Kyrilytch]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

I would fondle you while you stitched

We would get along PB, if I posted in DC, which I don't, so we can't. Your Lee ain't as cool as my Lee, but we agree that Vinnie Pasquantino is the truth. It brings us together.