The things I couldn't say last night.

[Rain Man]

Due to the NFL's policy of trying to prevent me from watching Chiefs games, I had to go to a sports bar last night to watch the game. Therefore, I didn't post much in the game thread.

I'll impose upon you today a few thoughts about the game. You may use this highlight video for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRsIVeqOppY

So as not to be accused of stealing the concept of a numbered list of observations, I will use a custom labeling system of observations.

Observation 4. Jerick McKinnon is a player. His run at 3:33 in the video is our most impressive run this year, and had shades of Jamaal Charles against the Commanderskins. And his blitz pickup at 6:58 should be featured in textbooks about pass blocking. He's listed on the roster as 5-9 and 209 pounds, but man he sure doesn't look that big. Seeing him on the field I would guess him to be in the 170s or 180s. He must have a cast-iron core.

Observation 16c. I'm pretty sure that the referees have a plan to always screw over Chris Jones. We've talked about the fake roughing penalty so I won't keep repeating that, but I'm also astounded that they didn't call holding late in the game when he burst into the backfield and the raider behind him latched onto him. That wasn't a meaningless hold, because Chris was going to affect the play, and it was really obvious and out in the open.

Observation Delta Upsilon. It hurts to lose Tershawn. I was seeing Malik Herring in there a lot and was curious why he was getting so much action all of a sudden, and that explains it. I'm hopeful that Mike Danna will return soon and help offset Tershawn's loss. I know they're different positions on the line, but there seems to be a lot of shuffling around in Spagnuolo's brilliant defensive schemes.

Observation Panda. Cheffers' crew cost us at least one Super Bowl with "bad" officiating and I will always despise that, but I think the defensive holding on the missed field goal was a makeup call (10:08 on the video). I suspect the justification is that Allegretti was probably an eligible receiver, which is valid, but how often does that get called?

Observation Battle of Britain. Who was Patrick Mahomes II yelling at where Andy had to call him off? Was it for sure Crosby? I wish the network had shown what led up to it. Was it the head bump?

Observation Winona. If you want to add another highlight to Patrick's reel, look no further than the pass at 3:56 in the video. It wasn't a long gain or a touchdown, but holy mother of quarterbacks that was a great pass.

Observation NCC-1701. Travis Kelce's stats line: 7 catches for 25 yards, averaging 3.6 yards per reception. Oh, and four touchdowns. You don't see a stat line like that very often.

Observation 07-04-1776. I have to admit, there's some talent on that Raiders team. I don't think they're strong across the board like we are, but they've got some really strong position groups in terms of edge rushers and receivers. And Carr's last touchdown pass (11:22 in the video) was a perfectly placed pass.

Observation Low-cut evening gown. We've now seen Clyde get hit in the helmet twice on passes. He probably should learn to turn his head a little before we have to put him in the concussion protocol. I'm not down on him as much as others are, but it's clear to me that he's Andy's chosen back on early downs and McKinnon is our back in passing situations. Andy trusts McKinnon a lot in pass protection, and he's right.

Observation America. Having an elite linebacker in Bolton makes all the difference in the world on defense. I was a big Derrick Johnson fan, but I think Bolton has a bigger impact on the game.

Observation 14, Section 3, Paragraph 6. Our defensive secondary is a powerhouse. Our pass rush is struggling, but the secondary is always on top of things. Hunter Renfrow is effective and his only impact on the game was to lay out Davante Adams at the end. Adams had an impact but was stopped as well as anyone can stop him. I think the secondary is our strongest position group other than quarterback. And I think Sneed may be my favorite defensive back since peak Dale Carter. He can cover and he hits like a truck. See the video at 4:37 for proof.

Observation Spruce Goose. The failed two-point conversion, Part A. We should have gone for one there, because it would have put us up by eight and required the enemy to go for two. I think the only reason we didn't is because our rental kicker is going to be fired soon. I'm also curious where Patrick was going with the pass, because it was covered pretty well. Juju? (10:45 in the video).

Observation Scrooge McDuck Rolling in Money. The failed two-point conversion, Part B. The drama of the last drive makes this key play get lost. From what I can tell (11:41 in the video), this is Chris Jones and Justin Reid making an enormous short yardage stop that saved us from requiring last-minute Mahomes magic.

Observation 634582.63. I'll give Mecole credit. I thought he was dead when he came off the field in obvious pain from a non-contact injury. But he was right back in the game afterwards. I'll award him some toughness credits.

Observation Gamma Ray. When we punted with 2 minutes left, I thought we were in grave danger. Their lousy kicker has been aces and that's a lot of time on the clock. The defense did a great job there. I thought we were hosed when Adams made that non-catch on the sideline (13:24 in the video). I had to watch the replay two or three times to realize that he didn't have control of the ball yet when his left foot tapped. That's as close to a catch as you're going to see.

Observation 38-22-36. At 14:00 in the video you can't tell from that view, but I think Joshua Williams was the guy manned up on Davante Adams on that critical last play before Hunter Renfrow came over to help with double coverage. That surprised me. Can someone confirm that? Spagnuolo is a defensive gunslinger, though, because he had Sneed up on the line. (And nice belt on the quarterback by Bolton, too.)

Observation with at least 8 characters that include one upper case letter, one number and one special character. At 14:00 in the video, what the h*** actually happened? Renfrow cut left and destroyed Adams. Did someone come off the snap late? I initially thought that Joshua might have jammed Adams on the line and slowed down his route, but that didn't really happen. There was the most minor of jams, but that was it. My theory is that the Raiders were trying to have Renfrow pick Williams, but that clearly didn't work.

Observation Churchill making the Victory Sign At 14:00 in the video, hahahahahahahahaha. That was the most Raiderish way to lose a game I've ever seen.

[threebag]

The last few plays 2nd and 3, 3rd and 3 were straight up shit play calls. I just needed 8 more yards for the Mahomes Magic hit my pocket $$$

[crispystl]

Originally Posted by digger

Title suggestion for this new Series: Rain Man's Game Observations

Game drops by rainman.


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[Hoover]

Originally Posted by threebag

The last few plays 2nd and 3, 3rd and 3 were straight up shit play calls. I just needed 8 more yards for the Mahomes Magic hit my pocket $$$

Classic Andy with a lead.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Pepe Silvia

So is an Ermine in the Weasel family? Inquiring minds want to know?

Probably already answered earlier in the thread.

[KChiefs1]

Originally Posted by threebag

The last few plays 2nd and 3, 3rd and 3 were straight up shit play calls. I just needed 8 more yards for the Mahomes Magic hit my pocket $$$

Did anyone ask him why he tried to throw deep to Hardman instead of just picking up the first down? Weird decision.


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[Otter]

My personal guilty please from last night is when the raiders WR threw Carr's 200th TD pass into the Chiefs stands.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Try holding a hangar in your other hand (a wire one, not a plastic one)

Or an aeronautical storage one.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Where is said video?

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by IowaHawkeyeChief

Where is said video?

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

You may use this highlight video for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRsIVeqOppY

[RINGLEADER]

Observation NCC-1701. Travis Kelce's stats line: 7 catches for 25 yards, averaging 3.6 yards per reception. Oh, and four touchdowns. You don't see a stat line like that very often.

Actually you don’t ever see this. Saw on one of the morning shows that the second fewest yards by a receiver with 4 TDs was like 90.

[RINGLEADER]

Originally Posted by threebag

The last few plays 2nd and 3, 3rd and 3 were straight up shit play calls. I just needed 8 more yards for the Mahomes Magic hit my pocket $$$

CEH deciding to run parallel to the first down line didn’t help.

[jdubya]

Originally Posted by penguinz

Observation 16c: The only logical explanation is that Cheffers watched Chris Jones at the combine and feels inadequate.

Just reading that holding on a FG has only been called 2 times in the last 7 years. The last one before last night was also against the Raiders in 2015........by a ref named Carl Cheffers

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by penguinz

Probably already answered earlier in the thread.

I didn’t read the beginning of the thread.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by jdubya

Just reading that holding on a FG has only been called 2 times in the last 7 years. The last one before last night was also against the Raiders in 2015........by a ref named Carl Cheffers

It sounds like your coaching staff didn't study up on Cheffers' tendencies. I bet Andy warned his players not to do that.

[displacedinMN]

Originally Posted by penguinz

Probably already answered earlier in the thread.

The Ermine/rain man threads are classic.