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Now you've pissed me off!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Casino cash: $7919572
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Tried to complete the gambling challenges tonight, but lost a four-way game of dominoes. I antagonized the winner, but he ran, so I lassoed him. I tossed volatile dynamite at his feet, then shot his corpse 12 times, then dragged him down several miles of rail track before shooting him with a fire arrow, then a dynamite arrow, then shot him twelve more times before hacking what remained of his corpse with a tomahawk until the batteries on my controller died.
You shouldn't have played that double four Willie, you one who sucks the penis.
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#632 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
Casino cash: $3005421
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How come you have to eat every day but never take a shit? Your horse takes a shit bear shits in the woods but you never take a shit.
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#633 |
Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $3874563
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I find that i spend more time hunting than i do playing the story missions. I'm still on chapter 4 and i bought this game the night it came out
![]() Speaking of which, it's complete horseshit that your pelts disappear if you die. I had at least 4-5 Perfect pelts on my horse last night when i went hunting for the Legendary Wolf. I found the wolf, put one right between his eyes but he still lived. Then the wolf jumped me and killed me. I lost the wolf, then lost all my pelts. It autosaves after death and now all my shit is gone. So mad. I just turned the damn thing off.
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#634 | |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
Casino cash: $3005421
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I hate the autosave bullshit. ****ing get killed with a bounty more than money you got you are ****ed. I just want to have fun and not be all serious about it. Also how the **** are they recognizing you with the bandana or mask on with no one around after you kill em? |
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#635 | |
Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $2575047
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#636 |
MVP
Join Date: Jan 2013
Casino cash: $1155541
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i just always saved after everything i did
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The man you could post like.
Join Date: Oct 2010
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#638 |
Hockey Town
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
Casino cash: $2077050
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I'm to the gambling challenge where you have to win 3 blackjack hands hitting 3 times...it's hard as ****.
It's the 8th damn thing, this shit gets hard. |
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#639 |
Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $3874563
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Nope. No patience for that. Would rather shoot coyotes.
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#640 |
Now you've pissed me off!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Casino cash: $7919572
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Yeah, you just gotta plug away on that bitch.
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#641 |
Now you've pissed me off!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Casino cash: $7919572
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There's been a damned gatorcaust at the casa de Hamas.
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#642 |
Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
Casino cash: $2672136
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no idea why you would watch but here is me playing
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#643 |
Now you've pissed me off!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Casino cash: $7919572
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln |
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#644 |
The man you could post like.
Join Date: Oct 2010
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#645 |
Hockey Town
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
Casino cash: $2077050
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Finally beat all 10 gambling challenges.
These challenges are a pain in my ****ing ass, all of them. |
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