Caitlin Clark is ****ing awesome

[staylor26]

Caitlin Clark is cold af for this pic.twitter.com/ieyvCRmq1S

— Lindsey (@LuLu_Vue) April 1, 2023

[ThaVirus]

That dude is ****ing jacked. Absolute specimen.

[ThaVirus]

Confession: I can’t grow a beard to save my dick. My mustache is sparse, like when you’re 14 and trying to grow out your facial hair. And I don’t even have that connecting piece to rock the quintessential goatee.

Sadly, those genes just weren’t passed along to your boy.

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

ThaVirus making his way to the ring

I haven't seen the Techno Viking in years...

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by New World Order

I haven't seen the Techno Viking in years...

Yep, and it still holds up amirite... he's a krazy looking mfer

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by ghak99

There's a one drop Viking rule, too.

We're going to have to ask him if he can swim.

One, I’m offended.

Two, I’m basically amphibious.

[Rams Fan]

Can ThaVirus even bench 225?

[ThyKingdomCome15]

Originally Posted by New World Order

I haven't seen the Techno Viking in years...

He moves like a big white guy.

[MatriculatingHank]

Here it comes...

[MatriculatingHank]

[mlyonsd]

Originally Posted by MatriculatingHank

. Back in the early days we made note when a thread hit 100.

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by Rams Fan

Can ThaVirus even bench 225?

Can he cum?

[LoneWolf]

Originally Posted by BWillie

And you would be wrong. Unless there are some really really bad bball players on here. Almost any former male high school starter under 38 would mop the floor with her

I learned this the easy way. My freshman team was split into two teams in high school. My team scrimmaged against the varsity girls who were #4 in the state. I was so scared, I was like shit we are gonna get curbstomped by girls and everyone is going to make fun of us. We won by 52. And the scrubs played, alot.

Front runner for dumbest post of 2023.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Rams Fan

Can ThaVirus even bench 225?

Oh, yeah. Easily.

If I was at the combine I’m thinking I could pump out 10. Maaaaaybe 12 but I think that’s pushing it.

[Rams Fan]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Oh, yeah. Easily.

If I was at the combine I’m thinking I could pump out 10. Maaaaaybe 12 but I think that’s pushing it.

Bouncing the bar off your chest doesn't count.

I don't know if you could beat staylor in a 1 v 1 fight unless you fight dirty.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Only when it's convenient.

JK.. did you see my ancestry map? I'm basically a Zulu Vikingr.

I need your support, buddy. I'm getting demolished in the court of public opinion here. You definitely think I would smash that lil bitch Staylor, right?!?

staylor is a classic beta profile trying to disguise his weakness with what he thinks are alpha tendencies. Loud mouth arrogance matched with a jacked up 4x4 who thinks he's an MMA fighter because he wears affliction shirts (even to sleep).

Truth is he's a string bean pussy with yuppie tendencies. I have come to appreciate his sports takes though, but I won't let him know that.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Confession: I can’t grow a beard to save my dick. My mustache is sparse, like when you’re 14 and trying to grow out your facial hair. And I don’t even have that connecting piece to rock the quintessential goatee.

Sadly, those genes just weren’t passed along to your boy.

This isn't a huge strike against you since you're black. There's two things black people can't do.....grow beards and swim. I'd suggest staying off the beach when you decide to kick staylor's ass.