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06-13-2013, 09:05 PM | #1 |
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This one isn't terribly subtle....
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06-13-2013, 11:58 PM | #2 |
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Great Howard Stern costume.
like 5 people alive get that reference [as in it's source].
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06-13-2013, 09:08 PM | #3 |
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Everybody likes Tacos.
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06-13-2013, 09:12 PM | #4 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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06-13-2013, 09:30 PM | #5 |
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06-13-2013, 09:47 PM | #6 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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Oh how I despise Nickelback. Unfortunately though, if this guy were to listen to a rock band instead of a country band, it would probably be Nickelback. Not to mention, the crowd will likely generally like Nickelback. Rural/small-town Iowans. This "reminds me." I need to write the DJ an email and demand NO NICKELBACK. My wife hates them as much or more than I do...we are rare for our area because Nickelback is one of the most requested at our local receptions/parties/bars. Yuck.
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06-13-2013, 09:57 PM | #7 |
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* Side note about this groomsman: I've mentioned a couple times that he is extremely narcissistic. This may give you an idea of the extent of his narcissism. Every time my friends and I sat around and talked in depth about women, girlfriends, etc. His advice/answer to EVERYTHING, in his growly ass voice was "just let her suck ya off and she'll be happy." As if women LOVE to do that.
The funny thing was that he LITERALLY believed that an appropriate, helpful piece of advice to something random with your girlfriend would be that line. Let's say, you are like, "ahh man, I am so bummed. My girlfriend won't even talk to me." Dude would be like, "let her such ya off. It's that simple. Things will work out fine if ya just let her suck ya off." It became one of our catch phrases in our group of friends...similar to the catch-phrases used in here. If we ever had a chance to drop that line, we would...in our growly ass voices trying to mimic him. And we'd do it right in front of him and he wouldn't know we were joking around OR mimicking his voice. He'd just be sitting there nodding his head and would be like, "yup, that's exactly what ya do!" And would be stone-cold serious about it. Haha, dude is a trip. |
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06-14-2013, 01:32 AM | #8 |
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Haha, you guys may razz me about the song I chose for myself, but the people at the reception will "get it":
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06-14-2013, 01:48 AM | #9 |
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Has "cream" or "purple rain" both by prince been suggested yet? Because they seem worthy suggestions...
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06-14-2013, 01:50 AM | #10 |
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It's got to be Tiny Tim with Tiptoe Through the Tulips or Dancing Queen. And my vote's for Tulips.
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06-14-2013, 03:17 AM | #11 |
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06-14-2013, 03:18 AM | #12 |
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06-14-2013, 01:55 AM | #13 |
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Well my daddy left home when I was three, didn't leave much for mom and me.....
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06-14-2013, 01:56 AM | #14 |
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Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze...
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06-14-2013, 02:06 AM | #15 |
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Frank Zappa's, "valley girl", tasty choice
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