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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Holland*
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Congrats.
I ran a red light on my first test. It was one of those "gray area" situations where it's turning yellow at a really odd time; I always err on the side of stopping now, even if I could make it through the yellow, due to that. I'm ****ing paranoid in general, though, and I'll probably cry the first time I get a ticket.
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Whatever..
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Congratulations Roy......
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lovin my kids
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lovin my kids
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Time to partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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How'd you do, III?
I failed my first drivers test within 100' of the start. 1st stop sign, someone cruised through it, and I had started through before they stopped. No big deal.........just try again tomorrow. |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Nevermind.
Congratulations. Kentucky Drivers.........time to break out those Welded Figure 8 cars.... He's rapid roy that stock car boy, he's too much too believe, he's a dirt track demon in a 57 chevrolette................ |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Now its time to get an old Cadilac, or some car with a big enough seat to waller one of your finest Ho's.
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The pizza king of kansas
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a.
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Congrat roy but remember to drive safely and be defensive like the chief are now doing.
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CLICK, CLICK..BOOM!!!!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Johnson City, Tennessee
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Congratulations, like I said, NO SWEAT, now go get those windows steamed up.
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Chump Steamroller
Join Date: Feb 2002
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I would laugh at 20s on a Neon, but I've seen worse.
When I took my test, I came to a complete stop at a red light, and then made a right hand turn. A minute or so later he berrated me for not looking at both my rearview and my side mirror while I moved into a turn lane, despite the fact that I did...repeatedly. I even moved my head like a cyborg to check the blindspot, but he didn't catch it. The rest of the car ride was a non-heated argument over whether or not I came to a complete stop earlier. Turns out you can't win that argument. So the next day I took the test, and must've looked like a tweak addict how many times I looked into the mirrors. And when I came to a right hand turn on red, I just sat through the light. Then the lady made me park on a hill, and tried to see if I would turn my tires the correct direction. When I did so, she told me to continue. Then she tested me again, and again, and again, and again. Why? I have no idea. I ended up with an 88 or something. My dad however, has a clutch story. When he took it, he did something wrong, and the instructor instantly told him he failed. Two miles away from the DMV, my dad told the guy to "GET THE **** OUT OF MY CAR!" My dad then drove all the way back home. |
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World's finest morphius
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I was pretty nervious for my first written test, then finished it in 5 minutes and had to look it over 20 times to make sure that I wasn't completely fubar because I couldn't find one that was wrong, handed it in and aced it. Then took the driving and got a 94 out of 100, only deduction was that I got too close to the other side of the road on a street with no lines.
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Pissed off now Joboo
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: On my wife's $hitlist
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It's probably been said before
Have a couple of good stiff drinks before you go.
It'll calm your nerves ![]() You'll do fine.
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