Let's ask Rainman - Page 5

blueballs · 03-25-2007, 03:16 PM

This is your chance to ask Rainman a question*

*the probability of Rainman giving an answer
depends on the question
the person asking said question
Rainman's availability and desire to answer the question

I will start:

Rainman who was the Chiefs' best draft pick?

Garcia Bronco · 03-26-2007, 02:31 PM

Rain Man,

Are the Broncos the best team of all time in the AFC West since the merger?

DMAC · 03-26-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

Rain Man,

Are the Broncos the best team of all time in the AFC West since the merger?

*

**alnorth** · 03-26-2007, 05:14 PM

Rain Man, what are the only questions that you would refuse to answer within this thread?

Jenson71 · 03-26-2007, 05:25 PM

Rain Man, if you could have any great novelist that ever lived to write your biography, who would it be?

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

How much would you give for a quality, used apricot colored bike?

A taser shot and a call to 911.

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

Rain Man,

Are the Broncos the best team of all time in the AFC West since the merger?

I currently rank them sixth, but that's only because Tampa Bay was in the division for a year.

Zebedee DuBois · 03-26-2007, 05:38 PM

RainMan, sir.

What is the nature of God?

Zebedee DuBois · 03-26-2007, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

RainMan, sir.

What is the nature of God?

I guess I should flesh that out a little, but I was giving you the all-knowing benefit of the doubt.

Possibles:
God has a strict plan which is predetermined. We are living out his screenplay.
God created the universe and the Laws of Nature. He tinkers with it constantly, rewarding the faithful, interceding on their behalf.
God created the universe and the Laws of Nature, but is hands-off. We create our own futures. He rewards those who live a godly life.
God created everything and left. We are on our own.
God is nonexistent.
God is very much like yourself.

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alnorth

Rain Man, what are the only questions that you would refuse to answer within this thread?

Questions referring to Apollo 9, dairy subsidies, subatomic particles, transmission gear ratio, any materials that are excreted from beneath the waist, animal abuse, Anna Nicole Smith, Nerf products, diseases of the eye, children's underwear (including "pullups" and diapers), the Datsun B210, licorice, or tax accounting will not be considered.

KurtCobain · 03-26-2007, 06:04 PM

Rainman, why am I so damn cool?

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenson71

Rain Man, if you could have any great novelist that ever lived to write your biography, who would it be?

Jack Kerouac, because not only would he make me sound cool, he would use great language doing it.

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

I guess I should flesh that out a little, but I was giving you the all-knowing benefit of the doubt.

Possibles:
God has a strict plan which is predetermined. We are living out his screenplay.
God created the universe and the Laws of Nature. He tinkers with it constantly, rewarding the faithful, interceding on their behalf.
God created the universe and the Laws of Nature, but is hands-off. We create our own futures. He rewards those who live a godly life.
God created everything and left. We are on our own.
God is nonexistent.
God is very much like yourself.

You know those little kids who'll take a red ant and a black ant and rub their heads together until they start fighting, and then waits for the winner with a magnifying glass in their hand?

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joey

Rainman, why am I so damn cool?

Sandals AFTER Labor Day. AFTER.

KurtCobain · 03-26-2007, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Sandals AFTER Labor Day. AFTER.

Sandals?

**Rain Man** · 03-26-2007, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joey

Sandals?

Shoes with intentional holes in them.

03-25-2007, 03:16 PM
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