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Old 08-03-2007, 12:07 AM  
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I just went out with the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
She works for a client of mine and we've been talking on the phone for two weeks. I asked her out about a week ago just from our phone conversations. She met me at a bar tonight and oh.....my...god..... she was so beautiful I could hardly speak at first. Then our conversation went on for 4 hours and she actually says she wants to see me again. She's blonde with a little brown mixed in, amazing body, gorgeous hazel eyes, beautiful smile, just enough freckles... I LOVE freckles... a couple of very sexy tatoos... I LOVE tats...great personality... she seems like the whole package. Our conversation was amazing. We had things in common I never imagined having in common with anyone.

The most amazing thing was she said yes when I asked if I could see her again. I think she may be outta my league but I'm gonna go with it.

I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

And no I'm not drunk.
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Old 08-03-2007, 07:39 AM   #61
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Take it easy, don't push too much, be yourself, and most importantly be sure of yourself. Women love men that take charge and have confidence. If you turn into some sort of weak kneed wuss because you're so infatuated with her it will be a turn off.
That's good stuff. I gotta write this down.
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Old 08-03-2007, 07:44 AM   #62
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That's good stuff. I gotta write this down.
That's fine, but be sure to memorize it. She won't like the uneasy breaks in conversation while you refer to your notes.
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Old 08-03-2007, 07:44 AM   #63
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Old 08-03-2007, 07:48 AM   #64
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We had things in common I never imagined having in common with anyone.
Like blowing someone in JrROTC?
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Old 08-03-2007, 07:55 AM   #65
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mmmkay...

right man....

hell... Lumburg f****D her.
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Old 08-03-2007, 07:55 AM   #66
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After reading this...

Just lay off the compliments and telling her your feelings for a while. If she starts talking flirtatious change the subject to something else.

That lets her know:
1. You don't just wanna bang the chit out of her.
2. Sex isn't the only thing on your mind.
3. You're not that hard up for sex.
4. She can hang out with you without you trying to hump her all the damn time.

Here's the kicker though if she starts giving you too many flirtations then she may just want to anyway.

It's a fine balance between hard ass & being too pushoffish. Be yourself... change the subject when sex/flirting arises. Hopefully (if that's what you want) We'll be having a "she said yes" thread in a year or so.

congrats on the catch.
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:18 AM   #67
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:20 AM   #68
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:23 AM   #69
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:55 AM   #70
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After reading this...

Just lay off the compliments and telling her your feelings for a while. If she starts talking flirtatious change the subject to something else.

That lets her know:
1. You don't just wanna bang the chit out of her.
2. Sex isn't the only thing on your mind.
3. You're not that hard up for sex.
4. She can hang out with you without you trying to hump her all the damn time.

Here's the kicker though if she starts giving you too many flirtations then she may just want to anyway.

It's a fine balance between hard ass & being too pushoffish. Be yourself... change the subject when sex/flirting arises. Hopefully (if that's what you want) We'll be having a "she said yes" thread in a year or so.

congrats on the catch.
correct man, essentially the trick.. is to be Charles Bronson....with flowers. and yes... since your Charles Bronson...you ARE allowed to be hiding a huge gun in the flowers.
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:56 AM   #71
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:58 AM   #72
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:13 AM   #74
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She works for a client of mine and we've been talking on the phone for two weeks. I asked her out about a week ago just from our phone conversations. She met me at a bar tonight and oh.....my...god..... she was so beautiful I could hardly speak at first. Then our conversation went on for 4 hours and she actually says she wants to see me again. She's blonde with a little brown mixed in, amazing body, gorgeous hazel eyes, beautiful smile, just enough freckles... I LOVE freckles... a couple of very sexy tatoos... I LOVE tats...great personality... she seems like the whole package. Our conversation was amazing. We had things in common I never imagined having in common with anyone.

The most amazing thing was she said yes when I asked if I could see her again. I think she may be outta my league but I'm gonna go with it.

I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

And no I'm not drunk.
I think it's great that you can overlook her handicap.
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:18 AM   #75
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