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Old 05-16-2008, 02:52 PM  
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Old 05-16-2008, 04:49 PM   #61
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Old 05-16-2008, 04:50 PM   #62
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Take her to a small airport and have her take a flying lesson. Around here it's around 100 bucks for an hour, with the instructor manning the craft for the first 1/2 hr, then handing the controls over to her(with him still being able to control it)

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Old 05-16-2008, 04:59 PM   #63
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Take her out to an open field at night and tell her to get out of the car. Stab her repeatedly in the abdomen and neck until she stops moving. Come back a few days later when she's good and ripe and rape the stab wounds in her decomposing flesh. Wipe your dick off on her face then piss on her corpse.
Damn, that's pretty fucked up. However, my ex-wife is single if you would like me to hook you up with her.
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:19 PM   #64
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Damn, that's pretty fucked up. However, my ex-wife is single if you would like me to hook you up with her.
Oh I wouldnt do anything like that personally, just trying to contribute some ideas.
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:23 PM   #65
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Take her to a small airport and have her take a flying lesson. Around here it's around 100 bucks for an hour, with the instructor manning the craft for the first 1/2 hr, then handing the controls over to her(with him still being able to control it)

You will score much originality points.
That's a good idea.
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:32 PM   #66
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Take her out to an open field at night and tell her to get out of the car. Stab her repeatedly in the abdomen and neck until she stops moving. Come back a few days later when she's good and ripe and rape the stab wounds in her decomposing flesh. Wipe your dick off on her face then piss on her corpse.
You are ****ed up
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:39 PM   #67
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Go somewhere you can walk, sedated. You don't want to turn her off the first night.
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:51 PM   #68
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:18 PM   #69
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My current favorite first date sequence of events (this is powerful stuff that could be abused in the wrong hands!)

1. Have her come to your place so you can go to (insert place near your house) in one car.

2. Before hand, buy a decent bottle of wine.

3. Take her to a scenic/romantic-ish area not too far away to drink the wine and chat.

4. Somewhere along the date, I mention my travels and all the cool pics she has to see on my PC.

5. Come back, show her cool pics as she's sitting on my lap...

6. yada yada yada
Wait a minute! Step two happens before step one?!! What the hell kind of sequence is this?
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:28 PM   #70
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Take her out to an open field at night and tell her to get out of the car. Stab her repeatedly in the abdomen and neck until she stops moving. Come back a few days later when she's good and ripe and rape the stab wounds in her decomposing flesh. Wipe your dick off on her face then piss on her corpse.
To even be able to type that out says very, very disturbing things about you.

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Old 05-16-2008, 06:30 PM   #71
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Wait a minute! Step two happens before step one?!! What the hell kind of sequence is this?
Step 2 happens after Step 1, per the sequence. The content of Step 2 may happen before Step 1, hence the word "beforehand".

Here are my instructions for starting a fire.


1. Find dry leaves.

2. Blow on embers until flame appears.

3. Beforehand, rub two sticks together.

4. After finding sticks and leaves, but before rubbing sticks together, place sticks near dried leaves.

5. Beforehand, find two sticks.
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:31 PM   #72
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Thats another good idea, even though i doubt Sedated has any culture about him...it says "I'm sophisticated & cultured" and not in any way interested in having buttsecks...LOTS of it.
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:31 PM   #73
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:32 PM   #74
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Take her out to an open field at night and tell her to get out of the car. Stab her repeatedly in the abdomen and neck until she stops moving. Come back a few days later when she's good and ripe and rape the stab wounds in her decomposing flesh. Wipe your dick off on her face then piss on her corpse.
Technically, part of that is the second date.
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:32 PM   #75
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