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**Iowanian** · 10-20-2009, 08:19 PM

Was it cold last night? Did you forget to turn on the heat lamp and all of the other pigs heaped up on top of him and gave him the Piles?

Ebolapox · 10-20-2009, 08:22 PM

herpes. that'll be 20 dollars. (/master shake)

Jerm · 10-20-2009, 08:22 PM

I believe this is Nick Athanitis
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Pioli Zombie · 10-20-2009, 08:28 PM

I think he has Toomuchus Informationus.
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**Rain Man** · 10-20-2009, 08:42 PM

Does your coworker remember sitting on a black mamba at some point in the past 24 hours?

Pioli Zombie · 10-20-2009, 08:46 PM

The Olsen Twins walk into a bar. They tell bartender "we'll take 2 asshurts". The bartender says "How do you make an asshurt?". "Well, first Bob Saget makes you a milkshake. Then, two hours later you wake up and.........

Courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried
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Jerm · 10-20-2009, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

The Olsen Twins walk into a bar. They tell bartender "we'll take 2 asshurts". The bartender says "How do you make an asshurt?". "Well, first Bob Saget makes you a milkshake. Then, two hours later you wake up and.........

Courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried
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Was that from the roast? Funny shit.

Someone else made a joke about him knowing the difference between the Olsens because one swallowed lol.
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Pioli Zombie · 10-20-2009, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerm

Was that from the roast? Funny shit.

Someone else made a joke about him knowing the difference between the Olsens because one swallowed lol.
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You can youtube that Gottfried segment. Hilarious. "Everyone is saying Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. You hear it everywhere. Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. I say if you have any evidence that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990 then bring it forward or else stop saying Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990"
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**Skip Towne** · 10-21-2009, 07:39 AM

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You can youtube that Gottfried segment. Hilarious. "Everyone is saying Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. You hear it everywhere. Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. I say if you have any evidence that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990 then bring it forward or else stop saying Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990"
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You sure are funny. You really should post more.

**bevischief** · 10-21-2009, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

The Olsen Twins walk into a bar. They tell bartender "we'll take 2 asshurts". The bartender says "How do you make an asshurt?". "Well, first Bob Saget makes you a milkshake. Then, two hours later you wake up and.........

Courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried
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Pioli Zombie · 10-21-2009, 06:05 AM

Speaking of coworkers...crap, I just had a hot dream about a coworker. She was leaning back and staring into my eyes and stroking my hair, then I woke up. Now I still have that buzz and I see her at work right across from me in an hour. Hope I don't get a full erection. BOING!!!!!!!!!!!
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**Iowanian** · 10-21-2009, 06:16 AM

Has your friend pooped outside in Rattlesnake country recently?

Is that why you offered to try to suck the poison out at break?

Pioli Zombie · 10-21-2009, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Has your friend pooped outside in Rattlesnake country recently?

Is that why you offered to try to suck the poison out at break?

"You were going to suck on my ass!"
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10-20-2009, 08:19 PM	#1
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1638454	Was it cold last night? Did you forget to turn on the heat lamp and all of the other pigs heaped up on top of him and gave him the Piles?
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10-20-2009, 08:22 PM	#2
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $-1850097	herpes. that'll be 20 dollars. (/master shake)
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10-20-2009, 08:22 PM	#3
Jerm Mahomes > God Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Clinton, MO Casino cash: $4358996	I believe this is Nick Athanitis Posted via Mobile Device
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10-20-2009, 08:28 PM	#4
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10-20-2009, 08:42 PM	#5
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10-20-2009, 08:46 PM	#6
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	The Olsen Twins walk into a bar. They tell bartender "we'll take 2 asshurts". The bartender says "How do you make an asshurt?". "Well, first Bob Saget makes you a milkshake. Then, two hours later you wake up and......... Courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried Posted via Mobile Device
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10-21-2009, 06:05 AM	#11
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Speaking of coworkers...crap, I just had a hot dream about a coworker. She was leaning back and staring into my eyes and stroking my hair, then I woke up. Now I still have that buzz and I see her at work right across from me in an hour. Hope I don't get a full erection. BOING!!!!!!!!!!! Posted via Mobile Device
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10-21-2009, 06:16 AM	#12
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