Life so i was high as **** last night - Page 5

reiko57 · 10-22-2009, 05:23 PM

and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

Psyko Tek · 10-23-2009, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz

Stoned and stupid is no way to go through life son...

he can stop getting stoned, but
stoopid lasts a lifetime

kcfanXIII · 10-23-2009, 01:11 AM

so this guy is an idiot. has to be. i chased down a bike cop one time when i was high to ask him what kind of bike he was on. we ended up talking about bikes, and riding for about 30 min. here's the thing, when we were done talking, HE went into the chinese buffet, and I went to work. funny when the stereotypes aren't true, isn't it?

**Tribal Warfare** · 10-23-2009, 02:40 AM

You know your high when you see everything as a cartoon and your best buddy is Hulk Hogan but your being chased by Rowdy Roddy Piper and the Sheik( and hope he won't **** you up the ass)

Saccopoo · 10-23-2009, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Marcellus

Also you have to take into account what type of fire arm you are carrying.

Is it a Glock with no safety or say a Sig or Smith with a safety.

Makes a big difference.

"I don't know what it's called. I only know the sound it makes when it kills a man."

- Sgt. Four Leaf Tayback

blaise · 10-23-2009, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium

Just out of curiosity, how does one forget they are high?
Posted via Mobile Device

The low IQ trumps the buzz.

crispystl · 10-23-2009, 06:49 PM

[QUOTE=boogblaster;6197202]High on life ... low on sence ....[/QUOte

Kettle calling pot black!

KCChiefsMan · 10-23-2009, 06:51 PM

I always hit the quick trip or the grocery store and get all of the things I like when I'm high, before I get high.

Over-Head · 10-23-2009, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses)

i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high

why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...

oK, REPEAT AFTER ME
"walk out of the house out to the shed
spark one

Walk back from the shed to the house"
NO COPS INVOLVED

Delano · 10-23-2009, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Over-Head

oK, REPEAT AFTER ME
"walk out of the house out to the shed
spark one

Walk back from the shed to the house"
NO COPS INVOLVED

**Bwana** · 10-23-2009, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Over-Head

oK, REPEAT AFTER ME
"walk out of the house out to the shed
spark one

Walk back from the shed to the house"
NO COPS INVOLVED

Dude, it anyone would Know. I think he is to much of a dim bulb to listen to you OH and will end up with a Darwin Award at some point.

reiko57 · 10-24-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Dude, it anyone would Know. I think he is to much of a dim bulb to listen to you OH and will end up with a Darwin Award at some point.

ouchies, my e-feelings
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**Bwana** · 10-24-2009, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by reiko57

ouchies, my e-feelings
Posted via Mobile Device

Stewie · 10-24-2009, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by H5N1

Dave. DAVE!... it's the goddamned cops. I'm gonna ask them for directions!

Dave's not here
No, man, I'm Dave, man
Hey, c'mon, man
Who is it?
It's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me

Who?
Dave, man, open up
Dave?
Ya, Dave
Dave's not here

No, man, I am Dave, man, will you?
C'mon, open up the door, will you?
I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me
Who is it?
Oh, what the hell is it c'mon open up the door, it's Dave

Who?
Dave, D A V E, will you open up the goddamn door
Dave?
Ya, Dave

Dave?
Right, man, Dave, now will you open up the door?
Dave's not here
...

reiko57 · 10-24-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

sorry but anyone who lives in Montana automatically loses 50 IQ points, so maybe you would have a point, if you weren't drooling..

**btlook1** · 10-24-2009, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reiko57

sorry but anyone who lives in Montana automatically loses 50 IQ points, so maybe you would have a point, if you weren't drooling..

This should be entertaining when Bwana hands you a beat down!

10-22-2009, 05:23 PM
reiko57 Starter Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	so i was high as last night and there were these two cops in the convienient store, i forgot i was high and said "how many bullets do you get" while staring intently at his gun, he just kinda looked at me and said, "46, 15 bullets in 3 clips, plus one in the chamber" (what a blowhard) anyway they followed me all the way home (cul de sac, lol dumbasses) i felt a sense of panic when i realized i was high talking to the cop, since, a) i didn't need to be, and b) cops spot high why didn't they arrest me? or at least pull me over...
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10-23-2009, 01:11 AM	#62
kcfanXIII Ride on! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Galaxy far far away Casino cash: $10013172	so this guy is an idiot. has to be. i chased down a bike cop one time when i was high to ask him what kind of bike he was on. we ended up talking about bikes, and riding for about 30 min. here's the thing, when we were done talking, HE went into the chinese buffet, and I went to work. funny when the stereotypes aren't true, isn't it? __________________ Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed, overcomes the fear of death.
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10-23-2009, 06:49 PM	#66
crispystl MVP Join Date: Jun 2004 Casino cash: $-2224860	[QUOTE=boogblaster;6197202]High on life ... low on sence ....[/QUOte Kettle calling pot black!
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10-23-2009, 06:51 PM	#67
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	I always hit the quick trip or the grocery store and get all of the things I like when I'm high, before I get high.
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