Life Things you can still do now that you did 20 years ago... - Page 5

**luv** · 10-16-2010, 08:31 AM

...only it appears to be much more difficult now than you remember it being.

Recently discovered this is true for riding a bike. I recently bought a new one, and I thought I would go for a nice ride and do some thinking. The only thing I thought about was making it up the next hill...lol.

Goldmember · 10-17-2010, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1

I think I'm in better shape than I was 20 years ago...of course I've lost 170lbs in the last 10 years too!

Congrats! I can't imagine what kind of dedication it must take to lose that much weight

milkman · 10-17-2010, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ROR

No wonder you're so cranky, Red!

I'm actually a teddy bear today compared to back in the day.

Al Bundy · 10-17-2010, 09:12 AM

Play football.

**ChiTown** · 10-17-2010, 09:13 AM

Fall down.

Of course, now I just slip out of my walker trying to grab my Ensure, instead of tripping from a bar stool trying to grab some ass.

**Rausch** · 10-17-2010, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

Life Things you can still do now that you did 20 years ago...

1) Drink
2) Make my mother cry
3) Grill a mean burger, brat, or steak.
4) (FINALLY) record the Chiefs games.
5) Punch my dad in the nuts and not get mah' ass whooped
6) Stay employed. I know it's sad that this is something someone would bring up...but...it is what it is.
7)18 boiled eggs. It will never compare to "Luke " or his best but I'm only human.
8) Talk a depressed woman into buying me a beer at teh bar.
9) Much more buttseggs.
10) Hole (and hold) an erection for hours with only the help of Anheuser-Busch products...

Psyko Tek · 10-17-2010, 09:40 AM

I found out I can still live on $10/hr

not happy about it
but I can do it

JD10367 · 10-17-2010, 10:51 AM

Never mind 20 years ago, wait until your 90. It's like being born again.

Meaning that you're small, bald, wrinkled, helpless, shitting in your diaper, and totally unaware of what's going on in the world around you.

I think we should be born old and go backwards. Start life that way, get younger and healthier, peak at physical perfection when your mind is most ready, then spend your final days playing and watching cartoons, finally to end sucking on tits and, at last, crawling into a coochie to die.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 10-17-2010, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by milkman

I'm actually a teddy bear today compared to back in the day.

I bet.

Lonewolf Ed · 10-17-2010, 12:31 PM

I can still draw, though better than 20 years ago. I can also fart like I did 20 years ago, however I give the edge to the present day since organic brown shelled eggs are available now.

**sd4chiefs** · 10-17-2010, 02:10 PM

I can still cry like a little bitch when the Chiefs lose a close game.

**Baby Lee** · 10-17-2010, 02:13 PM

Get mad enough at the Chiefs to break things and curse at small animals.

10-16-2010, 08:31 AM
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10-17-2010, 10:51 AM	#67
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Never mind 20 years ago, wait until your 90. It's like being born again. Meaning that you're small, bald, wrinkled, helpless, shitting in your diaper, and totally unaware of what's going on in the world around you. I think we should be born old and go backwards. Start life that way, get younger and healthier, peak at physical perfection when your mind is most ready, then spend your final days playing and watching cartoons, finally to end sucking on tits and, at last, crawling into a coochie to die.
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Lonewolf Ed Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Olathe, KS Casino cash: $10606233	I can still draw, though better than 20 years ago. I can also fart like I did 20 years ago, however I give the edge to the present day since organic brown shelled eggs are available now.
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