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Old 12-20-2010, 12:15 PM  
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Tips for dealing with a sister-in-law I cant stand...
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I am getting ready to leave here for vacation up to my in-laws. For the life of me, I cannot stand my wife's sister. She is a total selfish annoying bitch. The mere thought of here, or when i see her number on caller-ID instantly pisses me off.

So now that I have to deal with her for about 5 days at my in-laws for the holidays, I am trying to not get into a foul mood. It is really hard not to though.

Any thoughts and tips?

Oh ya, I have already considered ANTI-FREEZE!.
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:36 PM   #61
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:39 PM   #62
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See...you'd want me as your brother-in-law. There is no way I'd let some asshole bash cons in your house. I'd bring the expensive scotch and I'd make you ****in breakfast.
See you figured it out in 10 seconds but my BIL and his wife just can't help themselves. The second they walk in the door they will mention Obama. It will go like this.

The Hoovers: Hey, glad you got here safe.

Them: Yeah, hell of a drive, traffic in STL was bad.

The Hoover: Well we are glad you got here in one piece.

Them: Nice place you have, I guess not everybody is struggling in this bad economy. you should thank Obama that you could build a house like this.

Me: FU, I'll be in my office.
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:41 PM   #63
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On a more serious note, I'd probably just be as nice as possible. If you only have to deal with her 5-10 days out of the year and you're nice it shouldn't be THAT bad and it'd probably pay off somehow.
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:42 PM   #64
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See you figured it out in 10 seconds but my BIL and his wife just can't help themselves. The second they walk in the door they will mention Obama. It will go like this.

The Hoovers: Hey, glad you got here safe.

Them: Yeah, hell of a drive, traffic in STL was bad.

The Hoover: Well we are glad you got here in one piece.

Them: Nice place you have, I guess not everybody is struggling in this bad economy. you should thank Obama that you could build a house like this.

Me: FU, I'll be in my office.
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:45 PM   #65
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And I could care less.

If I had my way I would take my wife and fly someplace warm. I'm a good sport, I may not let these people into my whisky cabinet, but I do know how to entertain.

If they would rather spend $100 bucks a night on a hotel instead of staying at my house where they have their own bedroom and bathroom that fine.

I also put on one hell of spread on Christmas Eve and Christmas. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. For Christmas I basically do two different meals. I go all out, use great ingredients, and spare no expense.

Christmas this year is Turkey and Beef Wellington
I will roast some yukon golds in the oven, as well as make a potato and onion gratin.
wild rice stuffing
glazed carrots with bacon and pecans
creamed corn with leaks
Green beans with almonds
Salad with cranberry vinaigrette.
And I always go buy some great bread and wine.

Christmas Eve is more laid back. This year is Beef Stew and French Onion Soup, manicotti, shrimp scampi, and lots of other things.

I'm a great host for the two days, then I want some peace and quiet. I don't think thats being unreasonable at all. I'm just not going to let them drink my Woodford Reserve.
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:45 PM   #66
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See you figured it out in 10 seconds but my BIL and his wife just can't help themselves. The second they walk in the door they will mention Obama. It will go like this.

The Hoovers: Hey, glad you got here safe.

Them: Yeah, hell of a drive, traffic in STL was bad.

The Hoover: Well we are glad you got here in one piece.

Them: Nice place you have, I guess not everybody is struggling in this bad economy. you should thank Obama that you could build a house like this.

Me: FU, I'll be in my office.
LOL. If I ever make it to your place I'll be a good guest.
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:50 PM   #67
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My wife has 4 sisters and 0 brothers. Needless to say, the place is testosterone deficient. They can't help themselves, they have to get all worked up and be dramatic. I just find a quiet place out of the line of fire and see about hanging out with a niece or nephew or other in law in hiding. The objective is hunker down and survive.

Don't get me wrong. The in-laws are all-in-all pretty good, but if the drama starts, take cover.
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:51 PM   #68
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Old 12-20-2010, 03:56 PM   #69
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See you figured it out in 10 seconds but my BIL and his wife just can't help themselves. The second they walk in the door they will mention Obama. It will go like this.

The Hoovers: Hey, glad you got here safe.

Them: Yeah, hell of a drive, traffic in STL was bad.

The Hoover: Well we are glad you got here in one piece.

Them: Nice place you have, I guess not everybody is struggling in this bad economy. you should thank Obama that you could build a house like this.

Me: FU, I'll be in my office.
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HahAHa ! What a bunch of losers. All my wifes family is dead. All of them.
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They we're already all dead when I married the bitch. Oh, and a piece of advice...... If you marry somebody that has a dead family they're not very nice for very long.
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