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Old 08-14-2019, 09:11 PM  
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I discovered tonight that my family name is a lie.
A fellow Chiefs fan who started following me on twitter long ago and I have the same last name. There are lots of Wendlers, though. Jim Wendler is a famous powerlifter, his fame surpassing even mine. So I thought it was just a fun coincidence, mostly.

Until tonight.


For whatever reason I got curious when I saw my fellow Wendler tweeting tonight, looked at his profile, and noticed he lives in Springfield, MO. This is not far from where my grandfather was born (Freistatt, MO) and lived.

So I asked my dad if grandpa had any brothers.

Turns out he did have a brother...and several half brothers.


So I messaged this dude and asked him about family history, and he says his dad's family is from Stotts City, MO and Mt Vernon, MO....which is eerily close to where my grandpa was not only born (see above), but lived for decades (Monett, MO).

Turns out this dude had a FAMILY TREE all printed out just laying in his desk, and he starts sending me photos. My grandfather actually isn't on it, BUT someone with the SAME MIDDLE NAME AS ME is.

Freistatt and Monett are all over this tree. This has to be the same family.


I send the photo to my dad, who immediately identifies his own grandfather by his first name. Then he reveals his dad (my grandpa) had a falling out with my great grandfather and they were estranged for decades, never reconciling, my grandpa even refusing to go to his funeral.

This is because my great grandfather was a douchebag who divorced my great grandmother for a younger woman during the depression, resulting in her basically working herself to death. Which, presumably, is why my grandpa isn't on the family tree.


THEN this dude sends me ANOTHER photo of the tree dating back five generations to Germany. It shows the origin of my family name.

When someone named Wendler married someone named Christianshatz.


Only thing is...the Wendler is female.


Apparently, Henry Christianshatz was so ashamed of his last name, when he married Anna Wendler, he decided to take her name.

So, by all rights....my Wendler family name should not exist.

Furthermore, my great grandfather was a douchebag, further casting shame upon the name. But the odds are I'm not reproducing anyway, meaning the family name dies with me. But it should already be dead, if you examine all the evidence.


So you can call me Clay Christianshatz from now on.

It's pronounced Christian-SHITS. Which...in many ways...is the perfect last name for me.


Hey, at least it's legit.
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:19 AM   #61
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If it’s any consolation, you can still be a disgrace to both family names.
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:23 AM   #62
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:24 AM   #63
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Very cool story (seriously). I’ll stick with gochiefs for ya.
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:31 AM   #64
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Too funny. Also perfect that your elders lived in freistadt which literally means free town in German. They probably saw it on a map and figured other Germans lived there too.
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:44 AM   #65
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You all talking about Monett, Purdy, Freistatt, etc. Is crazy. I live in Cassville which is right by all these towns. Crazy, small world.
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:47 AM   #66
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On the other hand, Mr. Christianshatz could have been so ashamed of his heritage that even the suspect Wendler name was a step up. He was probably running from the law. The way you’ve repeatedly resurrected yourself under new usernames here is a typical Christianshatz move.
Speaking of which, ClayW's/HammockPanties real name reveals a CPSWUS connection . . . perhaps to scho's crotch?

Clayton Christianschatz ---> Arizonan's cyclist thatch
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:59 AM   #67
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so your a douchebag nazi? same, welcome to the club.
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Old 08-15-2019, 08:12 AM   #68
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Speaking of which, ClayW's/HammockPanties real name reveals a CPSWUS connection . . . perhaps to scho's crotch?

Clayton Christianschatz ---> Arizonan's cyclist thatch
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Old 08-15-2019, 08:20 AM   #69
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We will just call you Shatz for short. You need to change your CP name now. Welcome Mr. Shatz
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Old 08-15-2019, 08:34 AM   #70
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My grandma had a huge Ireland fetish. Had Irish knickknacks all over the house. It's the only international trip she ever made. Claimed to be 100% Irish.

My mom got DNA tested. Turns out that side is more German than anything else.

People really didn't want to be German back then.
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Old 08-15-2019, 08:40 AM   #71
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You all talking about Monett, Purdy, Freistatt, etc. Is crazy. I live in Cassville which is right by all these towns. Crazy, small world.
That is scary. I was born in Cassville
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If my name was Christianshatz, I'd be fully open to taking my wifes name as well. Seems like a solid choice; I'd just forget about all of this and go about life as before.
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I assume with this newfound knowledge that you will be attending the 46th annual Ernte-Fest this weekend.
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I've known two couples where the man took the woman's name. One because he was abused by his parents and wanted to disavow them.

Another because her last name was Manly - and he thought that was cool. Shocker - but the dude was not very manly and was definitely the subordinate one in the relationship. I think he might have had a cuckold fetish as well because she lost a bunch of weight and then went completely nuts trying to screw everything in sight. Which I assume was ok with him.
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I assume with this newfound knowledge that you will be attending the 46th annual Ernte-Fest this weekend.
Make sure you take bail money.
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