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The Lamarsexuals picked a bad week to visit CP.
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#62 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I have ZERO advice for you TLO. I've been married for 28 years and we were together 2 years before that. Whatever advice I could give you is probably outdated.
The only thing I can remember about my own experiences when breaking up with a Woman is that I moved on as quickly as possible. I never gave myself or them the satisfaction of thinking about them again. Unless you are accustomed to ****ing a corpse, just remember that they're all warm and wet on the inside..... ![]() Good luck, Brother!
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Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Two words... Hookers... Blow
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"You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?" Carlos Irwin Estevez |
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Fight the shit out of it. Don't sit there crying around and moping like a little bitch. I know it hurts, but fight it. Go kick it with some homies. Go smoke some pot, get drunk. Get over it as soon as you can, and the only way you can do that is to get your mind off her as much as you can as soon as you can. You do that by living. Go out and live. It's hard to do that alone so hit up some friends or some family. They help a lot because they'll MAKE you go out to a bar or something. Go fap all day. Listen, you're GOING to get over it. It's GOING to happen. So why not make that happen as soon as you can? Why waste your time crying? What a waste of energy and time. Do you sit around prolonging a cold? **** no, you try to get rid of that shit as soon as you can so you can go live your life and be happy. You know how many woman are out there just waiting for a man like you to come in and lay the pipe? MILLIONS, bro. You just gotta get over your shit, go find them, and go start some new memories, have a good time and do YOU.
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Fish are scared of me
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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I didn't get married until I was 35. Most of my friends who are my age are on their second or third marriage. I'm glad I waited until it was right or I'd probably have been in the same boat.
I do recommend locking yourself in the house, pulling down the shades, take the phone off the hook, drink a fifth of good bourbon and listen to George Jones for 24 hours. Then get back to life. |
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#67 |
Rufus Dawes Jr.
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Where are the photos?
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#68 |
Are you ready to Rumble?
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Find the hottest chick you can find. Go on date, post photos on insta or facebook and make sure she sees it.
Take that take that take that |
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Expect about a month for each year you were together for you to feel better about it. Stay active and when the inevitable temptation to contact her come up, find something else to do instead of giving in. Go for a walk, call a friend, do the dishes, etc.
After all, if you both agreed to end the relationship then it's time to move on. |
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Live free or die hard
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Antifreeze
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
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**** that.
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Looking back, the best decisions I ever made were breaking up with girlfriends.
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#73 |
Out Gunning CP's Fandom Police
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Just do that except for the posting on social media part.
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#74 |
Out Gunning CP's Fandom Police
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Me as well...
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Learn this, make it to your nearest karaoke bar...
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