Chiefs Road Rage - Page 5

Hammock Parties · 11:10 AM

Saw some crazy ****ing shit at 95th and State Line yesterday in rush hour.

Not sure what the start was, I suspect someone cut someone else off, but the first thing I saw was a fast food cup flying through the air. It came from the car (Car A) in front of me, hitting the car in the lane directly opposite (Car B).

It's a red light so everyone is stopped. Whoever threw the cup GETS OUT OF Car A and starts screaming at Car B, beating on the window. This goes on for about 30 seconds.

Then the passenger side door opens on a van in front of them. Someone yells back for the idiot who got out of Car A to put a sock in it and get back in your car so traffic can proceed.

Then the passenger side door on Car A opens, and someone else starts yelling at the van. They both walk up to the passenger in the van and start screaming at HIM.

Now the light has changed, so the van drives off. Car A's occupants walk back to Car B, one of them SPITS in the half-open window. They get back in Car A. Then the driver of Car A retrieves an item from her car, gets out again, and throws it through the window of Car B. They drive off.

I assume it was a lit cigarette or joint. Whatever it was, it was so foul it made the driver of Car B exit her car and go to the side of the road, passing in front of me. At this point I drive off, happy this happened at State Line and not Troost, where I would have been caught in a hailfire of bullets and died heroically.

Fun times in Waldo.

ToxSocks · 03-31-2023, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Franchise

From years of driving in CA....I've just learned to let shit go. There are always going to be people that don't know how to drive or go with the flow of traffic. There are always going to be people who go apeshit for a small thing. If they want to get in front of me....go ahead.

I agree, it's where i am now. If some asshole pulls up to my door tryna say some shit i just laugh, shake my head and shoo him away with my hand. A good ol', "Lol get out of here bro..."

Hammock Parties · 03-31-2023, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup

Oh, poor little thing. You had to strike out at me because everyone else is pushing your shit in, oh wait you like that just not in this way.
It will be ok.
Hope your day improves.

See this thread bitch? Top thread on Chiefsplanet today. You were wrong. Dead wrong, ****o.

ToxSocks · 03-31-2023, 01:45 PM

I will admit i do have a pet peeve though.

When you're switching lanes, there's plenty of space, throw your blinker on and the mother****er behind you races up to close the gap.

That's not incidental shit, that's purposely being a dick head.

BryanBusby · 03-31-2023, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I've read that driving is the worst where you have a mix of people from different origins. They all grew up with different driving cultures and they don't always mix. So places with a lot of international immigrants and a lot of USA relocation tend to have the biggest issues.

Driving in downtown Washington DC is a bit of an adventure for me. I think half the people there grew up in countries without stop lights.

DC is an adventure of it's own. Don't stop or you might see what the other people are carrying gun wise.

**The Franchise** · 03-31-2023, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

I will admit i do have a pet peeve though.

When you're switching lanes, there's plenty of space, throw your blinker on and the mother****er behind you races up to close the gap.

That's not incidental shit, that's purposely being a dick head.

Yeah, that can be annoying. My biggest pet peeve up here in Oregon is that people continually go the speed limit in the left lane. Dude, if you want to go the speed limit...stick in the right lane. But now you're blocking the other people who want to get by you.

Hammock Parties · 03-31-2023, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Franchise

Yeah, that can be annoying. My biggest pet peeve up here in Oregon is that people continually go the speed limit in the left lane. Dude, if you want to go the speed limit...stick in the right lane. But now you're blocking the other people who want to get by you.

What is an acceptable cruising speed in the left lane?

raybec 4 · 03-31-2023, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Franchise

Yeah, that can be annoying. My biggest pet peeve up here in Oregon is that people continually go the speed limit in the left lane. Dude, if you want to go the speed limit...stick in the right lane. But now you're blocking the other people who want to get by you.

I get annoyed with people on a freeway on ramp who don't get up to highway speed before trying to merge.

raybec 4 · 03-31-2023, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

What is an acceptable cruising speed in the left lane?

No one should cruise in the left lane. It's for passing.

**The Franchise** · 03-31-2023, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

What is an acceptable cruising speed in the left lane?

You aren't cruising in the left lane, per se. But if there is no one on the road or they're spread out far enough apart....I'll go 80 in the left lane. That's in a 65 MPH zone.

But I also am aware of traffic around me. I'm not going 80 and weaving through traffic. Just like if I'm going 75 and some guy wants to come up behind me...I'll get over.

I assumed it was pretty much common for people to go 5-10 over the speed limit, unless you're in an area where the cops are known for being dicks.

**The Franchise** · 03-31-2023, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by raybec 4

I get annoyed with people on a freeway on ramp who don't get up to highway speed before trying to merge.

The wonderful people who try to merge onto a freeway going 45 MPH. Love those people.

Hammock Parties · 03-31-2023, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Franchise

I'll go 80 in the left lane. That's in a 65 MPH zone.

You've never been pulled over?

**The Franchise** · 03-31-2023, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

You've never been pulled over?

Dude....go drive in California for a couple of months. You'll end up dead if you don't keep up with traffic. And traffic goes 75-80 MPH on the freeway.

Been in Oregon for 3 years now and have never been pulled over. But I also don't blow by cop cars going 80 either. See one? Slow down to around 70 MPH and they won't bother you. They're looking for the people who are weaving in and out of cars at a high rate of speed.

MIAdragon · 03-31-2023, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

That’s like driving every day in Miami.

Except the bullets that usually fly.

BWillie · 03-31-2023, 02:11 PM

When I was 18 roamimg the mean streets in Iowa, I was in my friends car front passenger side. This crazy guy stabbed my buddy through the drivers side window. I had to testify and everything. It was wild. My buddy would garnish his wages from prison when he would fold towels for payment of his medical bills.

ToxSocks · 03-31-2023, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by The Franchise

Dude....go drive in California for a couple of months. You'll end up dead if you don't keep up with traffic. And traffic goes 75-80 MPH on the freeway.

Been in Oregon for 3 years now and have never been pulled over. But I also don't blow by cop cars going 80 either. See one? Slow down to around 70 MPH and they won't bother you. They're looking for the people who are weaving in and out of cars at a high rate of speed.

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03-31-2023, 09:33 AM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $910478	Road Rage Saw some crazy ***ing shit at 95th and State Line yesterday in rush hour. Not sure what the start was, I suspect someone cut someone else off, but the first thing I saw was a fast food cup flying through the air. It came from the car (Car A) in front of me, hitting the car in the lane directly opposite (Car B). It's a red light so everyone is stopped. Whoever threw the cup GETS OUT OF Car A and starts screaming at Car B, beating on the window. This goes on for about 30 seconds. Then the passenger side door opens on a van in front of them. Someone yells back for the idiot who got out of Car A to put a sock in it and get back in your car so traffic can proceed. Then the passenger side door on Car A opens, and someone else starts yelling at the van. They both walk up to the passenger in the van and start screaming at HIM. Now the light has changed, so the van drives off. Car A's occupants walk back to Car B, one of them SPITS in the half-open window. They get back in Car A. Then the driver of Car A retrieves an item from her car, gets out again, and throws it through the window of Car B. They drive off. I assume it was a lit cigarette or joint. Whatever it was, it was so foul it made the driver of Car B exit her car and go to the side of the road, passing in front of me. At this point I drive off, happy this happened at State Line and not Troost, where I would have been caught in a hailfire of bullets and died heroically. Fun times in Waldo. Last edited by Hammock Parties; 03-31-2023 at 11:10 AM..*
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ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $2083063	I will admit i do have a pet peeve though. When you're switching lanes, there's plenty of space, throw your blinker on and the mother****er behind you races up to close the gap. That's not incidental shit, that's purposely being a dick head. __________________ Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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03-31-2023, 02:11 PM	#74
BWillie Are you ready to Rumble? Join Date: Apr 2006 Casino cash: $-1358759	When I was 18 roamimg the mean streets in Iowa, I was in my friends car front passenger side. This crazy guy stabbed my buddy through the drivers side window. I had to testify and everything. It was wild. My buddy would garnish his wages from prison when he would fold towels for payment of his medical bills.
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