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BEP 34 34.34%
Katipan 57 57.58%
Undecided 8 8.08%
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Old 04-19-2023, 11:41 AM  
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Who wins in a fight? *THE MAIN EVENT* BEP vs Katipan

This will be the last fight scheduled at the George Brett statue, primarily because I'm too lazy to keep it going. Anyone that wants to continue the fights, feel free.

This is our main event, folks.

BEP - Comes to the ring in a cooking apron and holding a large rolling pin. Has a notebook of people she has on ignore, which she shows the ref.

Katipan - High as ****. Appears to be demonstrating some kind of martial arts on her way to the ring. Has a single ninja star with her.

Who wins?????
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Old 04-19-2023, 04:47 PM   #61
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BEP has the thickest skin of any human I've ever seen. She has been called every vile name for a female, been mocked, ridiculed, ignored, ganged up on and pretty much had suffered the most abuse outside of Taco John.

She has the stamina of a bull.

I have no idea what secret weapons Katipan may possess but I can't see how she can get through that thick skin.

If Katipan wins, Bwana better run. She will be CP Champ.
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Old 04-19-2023, 05:01 PM   #62
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Old 04-19-2023, 05:04 PM   #63
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BEP has the thickest skin of any human I've ever seen. She has been called every vile name for a female, been mocked, ridiculed, ignored, ganged up on and pretty much had suffered the most abuse outside of Taco John.

She has the stamina of a bull.

I have no idea what secret weapons Katipan may possess but I can't see how she can get through that thick skin.

If Katipan wins, Bwana better run. She will be CP Champ.
You make a strong case. I want to change my vote.
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Old 04-19-2023, 05:19 PM   #64
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BEP has the thickest skin of any human I've ever seen. She has been called every vile name for a female, been mocked, ridiculed, ignored, ganged up on and pretty much had suffered the most abuse outside of Taco John.

She has the stamina of a bull.

I have no idea what secret weapons Katipan may possess but I can't see how she can get through that thick skin.

If Katipan wins, Bwana better run. She will be CP Champ.
Didn't Taco John also get destroyed in this thing? Maybe "taking abuse on the internet" isn't the useful fighting skill you think it is.
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Old 04-19-2023, 05:24 PM   #65
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Scho brings up an excellent point. BEP is tough as hell. But Katipan, and I don’t know where I got this from but, strikes me as kind of a hottie bad ass. I don’t know. This could be a Clegane Bowl type ending where they both die.
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Old 04-19-2023, 05:30 PM   #66
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Scho brings up an excellent point. BEP is tough as hell. But Katipan, and I don’t know where I got this from but, strikes me as kind of a hottie bad ass. I don’t know. This could be a Clegane Bowl type ending where they both die.
I could def see BEP rezzed as a Zombie.

Zombie BEP.
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Old 04-19-2023, 05:54 PM   #67
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Didn't Taco John also get destroyed in this thing? Maybe "taking abuse on the internet" isn't the useful fighting skill you think it is.
It's not just taking abuse, it's being completely oblivious to it. And also completely tireless. BEP is like Washington D.C. Terminator. She can't be bargained with. She can't be reasoned with. She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are DEAD.
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Old 04-19-2023, 06:03 PM   #68
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Didn't Taco John also get destroyed in this thing? Maybe "taking abuse on the internet" isn't the useful fighting skill you think it is.
Dude make believe a little fun off season thing. What's the issue besides your hatred?
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Old 04-19-2023, 06:06 PM   #69
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BEP has the thickest skin of any human I've ever seen. She has been called every vile name for a female, been mocked, ridiculed, ignored, ganged up on and pretty much had suffered the most abuse outside of Taco John.

She has the stamina of a bull.

I have no idea what secret weapons Katipan may possess but I can't see how she can get through that thick skin.

If Katipan wins, Bwana better run. She will be CP Champ.
Her skin isn't that thick, bud. Talk some shit on her and she will follow you around thumbs downing and neg repping you every chance she gets.

She's got like 150k posts on a chiefs message board political section. As a bucs/raiders fan. She's just an absolute headcase. Mentally unstable like six edaves crammed up vladimir kryllitch's ass then swallowed by cooper barrett.

So yes, she's batshit crazy and that is an advantage in a fight.
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Old 04-19-2023, 06:39 PM   #70
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Her skin isn't that thick, bud. Talk some shit on her and she will follow you around thumbs downing and neg repping you every chance she gets.

She's got like 150k posts on a chiefs message board political section. As a bucs/raiders fan. She's just an absolute headcase. Mentally unstable like six edaves crammed up vladimir kryllitch's ass then swallowed by cooper barrett.

So yes, she's batshit crazy and that is an advantage in a fight.
I thought she was a Bucs/Patriots fan.

Adding the Raiders into the mix is just the cherry on top of the cake.
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I thought she was a Bucs/Patriots fan.

Adding the Raiders into the mix is just the cherry on top of the cake.
You are correct I think
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BEP would kick her ass, but Katipan wouldn't care...
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Sorry I’m late but this one is easy.

BEP is too distracted voting everyone’s posts a thumbs down to even fight.

/The end.
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